Disclaimer- ok once again we do not own any of the cast and crew from pirates of the Caribbean (the ebay bid closes tomorrow) All events in this story are purely twisted thoughts from our own sick minds, one day we hope to be able to afford treatment for this. Till then enjoy!

Chapter 4- confrontations (ooooooh)

Will woke up the next morning all alone. The house was still in a terrible mess mainly because Will couldn't be bothered cleaning. Slowly Will got up and walked over to the window where he opened the curtains only to be greeted by a truly horrific sight.

"OH MY GOD!" screamed Will jumping back from the window

"Hello Will, I've been watching you sleep" there on the balcony was the commodore and he was filthy! His dress was torn and his wig was lop-sided and contained a large array of twigs and to top it off he appeared to be covered in monkey hair!

"How, may I ask did you manage to watch me since the curtains were CLOSED!" yelled Will who had turned a very interesting shade of pale.

The commodore didn't say anything he just smiled at Will and held up a pair of scissors. Will drew the curtains only to find a pair of eyeholes cut out of them!

"Riiiight I'm not even gonna ask" said Will

"It was quite simple really" replied the commodore "I just climbed in through that window over there" The commodore pointed to the open window where Will tragically lost his monkeys to the laws of gravity.

"Well if the window was open why didn't you just stay in the room?" asked Will

"Oh will, after what happened yesterday I wanted to give you some space"

"Oookk then. Maybe you should just leave" said Will who was seriously freaked out by the fact he had a cross dressing commodore stalker (author-lets face it who wouldn't?)

"LEAVE?!!" Yelled the commodore "Leave! Will you don't realise what I went through to see you!" The commodore began to pout and Will just stood there absolutely speechless.

"I CLIMBED UP HERE TO SEE YOU WILL! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD I WADED THROUGH DEAD MONKEYS FOR YOU!" the commodore was shaking Will, blinded by rage "CAN'T YOU SEE WILL I LOVE YOU!"

Will backed away from the commodore

"Ewww get the hell away from me you sick, twisted, stalker freak!"

Now this would be enough for one person but the commodore was a persistent person

"Admit it Will, you care for me as I you!"

Will decided to try a new approach instead of shouting

"I'm sorry but I don't go that way"

The commodore was beginning to hurt

"But what about Elizabeth?" he said "You still love her even though she has a moustache! face it Will, you like people with a little facial hair!"

Will was getting angry and slightly sick

"Don't you talk about her like that! Elizabeth is more of a woman than you'll ever be!"

The commodore turned away from Will hurt by his comment he whispered

"How could you say that?"

"What?" asked Will

The commodore turned around angrily

"Just because I was born with this" he said pointing to his crotch "Doesn't mean I can't make you happy Will!"

"Excuse me but I don't like back door entrances so if you're looking for a good time take the monkeys they won't mind!"

The commodore didn't reply he just stared at the floor

Will was disgusted "Oh my god you already did, didn't you?!"

"I, I couldn't help it" began the commodore "They were there and so was I , what can I say? After you left me in the street I had a couple of drinks- I thought it was you!"

Wills head was spinning "Did it occur to you that maybe my ass isn't that hairy?!"

The commodore looked at Will with a gleam in his eye

"Will. are you coming on to me?"

Will frowned "Not even if you were the last cross dresser on earth!"

"Well" replied the commodore in a snotty voice "I suppose you DON'T want to know where Elizabeth is then"

"Yes I do, tell me where she is, please!"

"Sorry can't help you"

Will was very agitated but then an idea crossed his mind, he shuddered at the thought but knew it was what he had to do to get Elizabeth back. Will slowly walked towards commodore Norrington and tried to make his voice seductive.

"Well then if you can't help me then i won't be bale to help you big boy, er girl"

(Authors note -This will NOT get graphic or anything like that were sick but not that sick)

The commodore looked very happy

"Oh Will, that's it give into your feelings"

Will smiled (well tried to anyway but lets face it he's coming on to a man!)

"Now" said Will as he moved closer to the commodore

"If I do something for you, you have to do something for me"

Commodore Norrington giggled like a schoolgirl

"Anything?" he smiled

"Where's Elizabeth?" asked Will hopefully

"ah ah ah not yet, patience" said the commodore as he leant in to kiss Will only to be interrupted by a very familiar voice, well interrupted the commodore, Will looked more than relieved.

HeHe cliff-hanger woooooo. Wonder who the voice belongs to? All will be revealed next time and remember the more replies the faster the update!