Chapter 3- A friendly face

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"Well well, looks like the nicknames taking effect on ye eh whelp?"

Will and commodore Norrington turned round to see none other than Jack Sparrow, er sorry CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow standing in the doorway, staring at the pair looking somewhat disturbed but masking it with a smirk. A painful silence fell between the three only to be broken by Will who took a deep breath and began to speak.

"Jack! this isn't wha.....'"

"Hey its ok!" Interrupted Jack "I mean whatever ye decide to do in yer life is fine by me I'm a very open minded man ,but don't ye think ye ought to tell Elizabeth first?"

"Oh god no you think me and the commodore are.... no its definitely nothing like that!' Replied Will Wishing the floor would open up and swallow him.

Jack raised an eyebrow "oh ye? Well from where I'm standing, it looks like the commodore and yeself are having an nice moment together so I'll just leave you to it" Jack turned to leave when Will shouted "Its nothing the commodore came on to me! besides he's drunk, yeh drunk!"

Jack looked squinted and looked at the commodore then turned to face Will "Really?"

"Yes" says Will "he's totally and completely bladdered!"

"Doesn't look drunk to me mate"

Will began to panic "Of course he is, look at him, Can't stand up, see?" Will turned around his brain working overtime thinking of a way to make the commodore look drunk, then it hit him. Will smiled and pushed the commodore (who still hasn't spoken because 1. He's in shock and 2. There are now two hot guys in the same room as him and to the commodore the possibilities are endless! Author-no! were sorry, eeeww bad thoughts, emotional scarring)

Unfortunately Will had pushed the commodore a bit too hard. The commodore stumbled back and then tumbled out of the window. The commodore let out an extremely girlish scream and landed with a thud. Jack and Will stood in silence neither phased or bothered about the commodore.

Will decided it was definitely time to change the subject. "sooooo what brings you here?"

Jack looked shocked "Can't a friend go to another friends wedding and not get questioned, I thought we were good friends mate"

"Who's wedding?" asked Will

"Yer's ye daft idiot!"

"Er Jack" said Will

"Ye?"

"Our wedding was last year, you were there, remember?"

"Oh that?! I thought that was just a practise one!"

Will just looked at Jack then said

"And why would we do that?"

"Er, I dunno anyway wheres Elizabeth?"

Will looked at the floor "I'm not sure , haven't seen her since yesterday morning"

"Well then lets go find er!"

"Good idea!" Jack and Will turned to leave when they heard a voice.

"Hello? , for anybody who cares I'm ok, the monkeys broke my fall!" It was the comodore who was now lying on the pile of dead monkeys beneath the window.

Will felt the anger rise inside him. He rushed to the window, furious.

"You leave my monkeys alone, damnit! they've suffered enough thanks to you!"

"How many times do I have to tell you I'm sorry Will!" came the reply

"Oh bite me you old sadistic crone!"

Jack walked up to Will "Scuse me, I don't mean to interrupt your lovers tiff but i think we need to find Elizabeth"

"Ye" agreed Will "Lets go Jack"

"By the way, what the bloody 'ells happened to yer house?"

Will embarrassed by the fact it was his doing when he was high mad esomething up.

"Er I think Elizabeth did it"

Jack looked at Will

"And why the 'ell would she do that?"

"Oh I don't know, probably that time of the month again"

Jack nodded "Aye, probably. That might of been the reason as to why she burnt all my rum!" Jack cringed at this thought "lets go"

As Jack and Will left the house the commodore staggered up to them a mad look in bis eyes.

"Will where are you going?"

"To find Elizabeth"

"You won't find her" Chuckled the commodore "I'm the only one who knows where she is"

"Please tell me!" begged Will

"Sorry" replied the commodore "But after that fall my mind appears to be blank"

"For crying out loud!" exclaimed as , out of sheer desperation he grabbed commodore Norington and kissed him! The commodore giggled and Jack grimaced looking like he was about to throw up.

"ok then you have twisted my arm. She's in the jail"

Will let out a sigh of relief "Thanks, come on Jack"

Jack didn't move. "Come on Jack!" pleaded Will. Jack looked at Will and replied

"I can't believe ye just did that! oh god! ye are going to be payin' for me therapy after that! I have seen many sick and strange things in my life but that was the worst, I'm gonna be sick!"

"Hey! it wasn't you who kissed him!"

"Ah ye, but i had to watch tat disgusting spectacle"

Will rolled his eyes "fine whatever, come on we need to get Elizabeth. Ang do not mention that to anyone!

Don't worry I won't just don't do that again, savvy?"

"Sure" said Will "now lets go!"

Jack and Will turned and set off towards the jail to free Elizabeth.

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