Chapter 5 - all locked up with nowhere to go

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Jack and Will were still slightly nauseous by the time they reached the jail.

They hid amongst the shadows then by slowly they sneaked inside, well if that's what you want to call it since every guard saw them but they let them pass as they could see that Jack and Will were making an effort and so decided to give them some credit.

They reached the cells and looked around but there wasn't really much to see. The was one cell that contained four pirates which Jack noticed where the same pirates that he had met when he was there. They appeared to have been caught after their last escape and were once again trying to entice the bloody dog with the keys. Ha! Idiots thought Jack then he remembered some unfinished business he had. He walked up to the dog and gave it a swift kick then began to shout

"That's what ye get fer runinn off on me with the bloody keys , ye stupid d......."

Jack didn't have time to finish as the dog snarled and lunged at Jack tackling him to the ground where Jack began to frantically punch it.

"Arrrrrh get off me!"

Will who had been watching all this sprung into action and quickly pulled the dog off Jack. He threw the dog down and it quickly ran off.

Jack leapt up straightening his hat he shook his fidt in the air and shouted

"Yeh ye better keep runnin!" the dog stopped in its tracks and turned to growl at Jack who shrank behind Will.

The pirates who had watched the whole scene with much enjoyment focused their attention on Jack. One pirate stared hard then spoke out "oi. I 'member you, watcha doin back ere?"

Jack looked at the pirate and calmly replied "visitin' me mate, doesn't look as if i need te ask ye what ye doin' ere does it?" he finished the sentence with a toothy grin.

"Well ye know how it is, can't keep outa trouble" the pirate replied "Eh mate ye couldn't do us a favour could ye?"

"What?"

"get us out"

"nope"

"Why not?"

"Well last time I was ere, an ye got the chance te escape ye didn't come back te help me did ye?"

"Well no but that was different mate"

"how so?" asked Jack

"Well if we had come back ere we'da got caught"

"Same for me now, I've just come to help out me mate ere" Replied Jack gesturing towards Will who looked very worried

"I can't find her Jack, what if Norrington was lying?!" Will felt sick especially as he had just kissed Norrington and it looked as if it was all for nothing!

"Will yer hopeless mate" sighed Jack as he took a step back and began to shout

"ELIZABETH! if yer not ere , say somethin!"

There was no reply.

"See Will" said Jack "she is ere!"

"Will?" asked a voice Will immediately recognised

"Elizabeth!" where are you?

"I'm in the cell next to these awful pirates!"

Will ran over to the cell and looked in. Elizabeth was sitting in the corner huddled up, moustache messed up.

"Oh Will! I'm so glad to see you! one of those awful pirates kept coming on to me!" cried Elizabeth, then she leant towards Will and whispered "And I think he's gay!"

Will looked over to the pirates and saw one who looked a lot different than the others. His pants were shorter and he had a tattoo of a pink anchor on his ankle. But most worryingly he appeared to be eyeing up the other pirates!

Will looked disgusted at memories of Norrington came flooding back.

"God this place is sick first the commodore and now there's a gay pirate! what is the world coming to?!"

Elizabeth pleas soon brought Will back to earth

"Will get me out of here, please!"

"Ok, Jack, help me" Will looked over to Jack who was poking fun at the pirates

"Ha! look at ye's, yer were all stupid enough te get yeselves caught, AGAIN! An look at me! I'm a free man, an ye know why? coz Im Captain Jack Sparrow!"

"JACK!" Yelled Will

"wAT?"

"Help me get Elizabeth out will you!"

"Alright wer is she?"

"Here!" Jack felt rather confused

"Where?" will began to get annoyed he could feel his anger rising up his neck

"Infront of me!" Jacks eyes widened with shock as he looked at Elizabeth who up until now he had assumed was another cross dresser like the commodore..

"Oh Elizabeth!, look atcha!" Well, you've really erm, matured o'er the last couple of years!"

Elizabeth blushed and rolled her eyes "Ok Jack just help me!"

"Ok stand back!" said Jack as he took out his pistol and carefully aimed it at the lock. Unfortunately not carefully enough and the bullet bounced off the lock, the bars of the cell and shot into the cell hitting a rather unfortunate pirate who was bending over to tie his shoe in the arse. The pirate jumpes and let out a high puitched scream then turned around to face non other than, you guessed it! the gay pirate.

"You perv!" shouted the pirate as he threw a punch at the gay pirate who fell in a heap to the floor and proceded to cry.

"Oh my god! you really hurt me, thats gonna leave a brusie! oh you mean mean person!"

Will slapped Jack on the back of the head "Idiot!, I was only gonna ask you to help me take the door off!"

Jack smirked "But where's the fun in that?"

Will groaned, "just help me!"

"ok ok don't get your skirt in a ruffle"

Jack and Will both took hole of the door and with a heave the door sprang off, freeing Elizabeth.

"Come on lets go the guards will of heard that!"

Jack, Will and Elizabeth quietly ran out of the jail and made it back to the house in one piece.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhh! What's Elizabeth gonna say when she finds the house in a mess and what is the commodore gonna do next. You will just have to wait, :P hehe

Well there u go chapter 6 and so many questions left 2 b answered. Thank u 2 everybody who reviewed here is and inflatable parrot 4 u all.

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