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Chapter 7 - Hostage!
Will, Elizabeth and Jack began to make their way back to the house, Elizabeth walked further ahead of Will and Jack because she was VERY determined to get back, for obvious reasons. Will was desperately trying to think up something to tell Elizabeth about why the house looked like a bomb has hit it.
'What am I going to say? 'Oh, sorry about the mess Elizabeth, I got a little carried away while I was high, don't worry, I'll be more careful and try to control myself next time?' yeah right!' Will thought.
They soon reached the house and entered, Will was the last and he had his eyes tightly closed, trying to prepare himself for what Elizabeth had to say.
Elizabeth looked around in amazement "What happened here?"
Will's eyes were still closed as he thought the worst. "Er, I don't know what you mean dear"
"Well when I came back here, this place was a mess, complete with you lying unconscious at the doorway, and now look at it! It's like a different house!" Elizabeth said, happily.
At this Will's eyes shot open, and he looked around. The house was completely spotless!
"Do you know if any thieves took anything?" Elizabeth asked worriedly. Will was still in a daze as he looked around the room, from Elizabeth's worried face, to Jack who was busy stuffing a candle holder in his coat pocket, then back to Elizabeth. He was very confused at what she said, but hey, if she thought they had been robbed, then he would go along with it, besides it was much better than the truth.
"Erm, I'm not sure dear, I mean I had been knocked out, after all," he replied trying to look like he knew what was going on.
Jack then took it upon himself to interrupt, looking confused. "Wait a minute! Will, ye told me tha Elizabeth OW!" Will had stood on his foot, and looked evily at Jack , who decided to be quiet, realising he had put Will in an awkward position. He mumbled something about eunuchs and walked away, looking for more thongs to, er, 'borrow.'
"I what, Will?" Elizabeth asked.
"Er, I told Jack that you would be upset when I told you that there are some things that have been broken" Elizabeth looks over at Jack who is in the process of putting some stainless silver spoons (ha! Say it with me: Stainless Silver Spoons!!!!!!! Sorry) in his coat. He looks at them and says, "Oh yeah, he did say that"
"Oh, OK, well then, lets all go into the parlour and have a cup of tea, shall we? It has been a tiring day after all!"
Will and Jack just shrugged and followed Elizabeth into the parlour, which was quite dark, considering it was light out. Will was starting to get a little suspicious. First he didn't clean the house because he didn't have time, and the maids couldn't have done it because it was their day off. Second, he was getting an eerie feeling, like someone else was in there with them. It was still dark, so Elizabeth went over to the windows and opened the curtains, letting the light shine into the room. As she opened them, she heard the door close. She turned around to see the face of……..
"Commodore!"
Everyone turned around to face him. He stood at the door, grinning evilly, with a mad glint in his eye.
"Why hello Lizzy, or should I say, FRIZZY Lizzy?" He laughed at his own sad joke, while everyone stared at him.
"What do you want Norrington?" Elizabeth asked.
Commodore Norrington looked at Elizabeth, then to Will, and spoke "Will, haven't you told her about us? I'm hurt!"
Before anyone could answer Jack spoke. "Well mate, since this asen't got anythin to do with me, I'll just be on me way an leave ye to it, Will, Elizabeth, er, Commodore I shall see yes all soon!" Jack went to the door but the Commodore got there first, and locked it. He the put the key down the front of his dress. Well, because he has NO chest (if ya know what I mean!) and the key just fell through, and landed on the floor.
"Damn!" He picked up the key, and put it under his wig. "No one is going anywhere he said calmly.The the commodore turned to face Will and Elizabeth so, Will aren't you going to tell Elizabeth, or should I?" He grinned evilly, seeing confusion all over Elizabeth's face.
Will stared at him. "There's nothing to tell, Norrington, so why don't you just go home, and leave me alone. I'M NOT INTERESTED, YOU PERVERT!"
Commodore Norrington just smiles and replies, "You must have a very short memory the Mr Turner!"
Elizabeth looks at Will. "What is he talking about?"
Jack shudders at the memory of Will's, er, kiss with the Commodore. "Ye don't wanna know love, trust me."
"Oh Elizabeth, I'm talking about that little kiss Will and I shared while you were sitting in the jail."
Elizabeth looks hurt and disgusted asshe turned to look at Jack, who nodded his head. She then looked at Will feeling her anger rise inside her "YOU KISSED NORRINGTON?! HOW COULD YOU?"
Will placed his hands on Elizabeths shouldersand tried to calm her down, while the Commodore looked very pleased with himself. "I had to Elizabeth, I couldn't find you and -
"WHAT? Oh I get it, you didn't know where I was and because you were feeling lonely, you had to turn to the nearest thing in a dress, and Norrington just happened to show up? Is that it?"
"NO! He knew where you where, and he wouldn't tell me, I couldn't think of anything else to do, I was desperate! I knew that would work because -
"Because what, Will?" Elizabeth asked, feeling sick to hear her husband had kissed a man - a cross-dresser! and a rather bad one at that.
Will took a deep breath and replied "Because, Elizabeth, he, he, he wanted me! Ok!"
Jack stood there, fascinated watching the pair argue, and he couldn't help but laugh. Will looks at him desperate for help but Jack simply shrugged and said "Sorry mate, but it is quite funny from where I'm standin!"
"Oh Commodore, look this is ridiculous, you can't have Will, he's my husband! Please let us go"
Commodore Norrington smiled and shook his head, "I'm afraid I can't do that Elizabeth, and you are in no position to demand anything"
There is a noise coming from inside a cupboard and the Commodore's smile gets wider. "Ah! Looks like my little hostage has woken up!" He walks over to the cupboard, opens it and out fell a mysterious figure.
HAHA, were so evil! Who is Commodore Norrington holding hostage? Find out in the next chapter - which may be the last - From The Shiny Pearl, and Prancing Pink Monkeys!!!!!!!!!!!!
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