A/N: This is a trailer for what I shall soon start. It is going to revolutionize the musical LXG fictions! Read on if you would like to find out how!
Disclaimer: I own nothing except Crystal Nox, the songs belong to all their respective artist and writers I just changed them up a bit to fit the stories, so no sueing!
Fiction Unleashed
A young girl walks onto the stage, her black hair falls down and rest on her shoulders, she wears black pants and a silver shirt her ankle breaker boots click as she walks across the darken stage. She wears dark glasses and a small black '20s hat with one silvery white feather sticking out the side.
She reaches the center of the stage and strikes her most provocative pose, she lets one foot lead the rest of her body, the knee tilted outward and standing on the ball of her right foot, her body is slouched so her body is turned toward the audience while her hips are thrust forward. Her head is inclined just so that the shadow covers the upper portion of her face. Her left hand is grabbing one part of her hip in an arc while the right is resting gently on her right leg.
[Music begins to fade into the scene growing louder while at the same time, silver and purple lights begin to grow brighter on the girl. The music reaches to its height as she turns her head toward the audience in one fluid snap motion as she sings:]
Crystal: The Fiction[Music slowly grows with the sound of a low bass drum echoing as she slowly reaches up for her glasses.]
Crystal: What I'm about to doI'm sure nobody expected.
[She removes the glasses and puts them away. As background singing is heard by none other than the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, mainly Rodney Skinner and Tom Sawyer standing in the back wearing the same as Crystal only with solid black silk shirts and are slowly swaying to the beat.]
Crystal: But that's what I do Rodney and Sawyer: [slowlyReaders know me singing in tune with Crystal.]
Know me now? Oooooooo Awwwww yeaaaahhhh
I'm about to release the fiction
Uh, uh, come on
[The music is now pounding and melodic with soft, flute-like music playing in the background as Rodney and Skinner begin to turn and move their hips in swaying motion as Crystal does one turn until she faces the audience completely, her legs apart past her shoulders and her hand on her hat. As she starts singing her hat goes up revealing glinting silver eyes.]
[Her right foot does two cross steps as does her left foot after that while Rodney and Sawyer slowly come up dancing right beside her.]
Crystal: Here I come, [Skinner comes and grabs her hands
Skinner hold me back behind her back as she does a quick
Cause I'm about to let the fiction dodge, letting her arms spread high
Attack, who? above her.]
Skinner: [Hand goes to the tip of his hat.]Who?
Sawyer: [Sawyer points out toward the audience.]You! [Hand goes to the tip of his hat as well.]
Crystal: [Lets her hands go out in a pushing motion so Skinner and Sawyer do a mock fall, tuck and roll out to her side and then stand on one knee while she walks to the front of the stage.] So get out my way
It's a new millennium
It's a brand new day
Bugged out readers Rodney and Sawyer: [At the same time.] Readers
Thugged out reviewers Reviewers
I don't really care you're
All: [One hand reaches out as they bounce in time with the music indicating the audience.]All my readers
Crystal: I'm about to let the fiction out,
All: Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Crystal: Y'all readers gonna make me
Skinner and Sawyer: Unleash the fiction.
Crystal: I know you don't really wanna
Skinner and Sawyer: Unleash the fiction.
Crystal: Readers if you hear me say
All: Yeah!
Crystal: Reviewers if you hear me say
All: Yeah!
[They slowly go into a hip-hop dance routine consisting of turns and kicks while Crystal seduces them with the movement of her hips and waist pausing for only when they sing out fiction.]
Crystal: Y'all readers gonna make me
Skinner and Sawyer: Unleash the fiction.
Crystal: I know you don't really wanna
Skinner and Sawyer: Unleash the fiction.
Crystal: Readers if you hear me say
All: Yeah!
Crystal: Reviewers if you hear me say
All: Yeah!
[All pause as Crystal stands leaning toward the crowd of people walking up and down the stage gesturing for the audience to dance with her as Skinner and Sawyer do a quick moonwalk, ending with a triple spin.]All: So what's the ficiton?
Uh what's the fiction?
Readers got me spiced like cinnamon,
So I'm gonna change the fan fiction again
Throw your hands up [Makes motions toward the audience for them to waver their hands in the air if they reviewed.]
All: Reviewers!
Crystal: Stand up [Motions them all to stand up if they reviewed]
All: Reviewers!
Crystal: I'm about to shake your fan domain now,
All: Reviewers!
Crystal: We about to let the fiction out
All: Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
[The chorus is repeated twice as Crystal's voice stretches to its limit in tone, forcing her down on her knees, as if begging to her readers and reviewers.]
Crystal: Y'all readers gonna make me
Skinner and Sawyer: Unleash the fiction.
Crystal: I know you don't really wanna
Skinner and Sawyer: Unleash the fiction.
Crystal: Readers if you hear me say
All: Yeah!
Crystal: Reviewers if you hear me say
All: Yeah!
(Repeated)
[Skinner and Sawyer slide on their knees toward Crystal both ending up by her side as she lands on her back and thrust upward with her chest and hips, holding the pose as Skinner rises up and begins his own solo with Sawyer backing him up.]
Sawyer: Yeah, yeah, uh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Skinner: Oi! I don't think y'all cats want Nox to release the fiction
Catch me invisible since that's my affliction
Plaques deep in the detonator
You can't see me but I see you on a respirator
Y'all cats all know how this one go
R. Skinner rap guerrilla with the official flow
Any beef with this writer then let the pistols blow
I'm lay back for now and let Crystal flow
[He rests back with Sawyer as they do a simple routine of cross steps and turns as Crystal rips off her hat and the long sleeves of her silver shirt to reveal a simple glittering silver halter top just barely covering her midriff. Her eyes are sparkling with the light as silver flames shoot up from the stage.]
Crystal: Y'all readers gonna make me
Skinner and Sawyer: Unleash the fiction.
Crystal: I know you don't really wanna
Skinner and Sawyer: Unleash the fiction.
Crystal: Readers if you hear me say
All: Yeah!
Crystal: Reviewers if you hear me say
All: Yeah!
[Skinner and Sawyer disappear from the stage where the flames shot from and as the second part of the chorus continues, the flames shoot up again, making them both reappear with both of them holding up an end of a purple banner.]Crystal: Y'all readers gonna make me
Skinner and Sawyer: Unleash the fiction.
Crystal: I know you don't really wanna
Skinner and Sawyer: Unleash the fiction.
Crystal: Readers if you hear me say
All: Yeah!
Crystal: Reviewers if you hear me say
All: Yeah!
[The beat begins to tone down as Crystal turns with her back to the audience and slowly does a step turn with her hands twirling about her in the air, slowly making her way to where Skinner and Sawyer hold the purple banner.]
Crystal: Uh, reviewers and readers what?
Uh-huh, yo I ain't finished yet,
All I'm doing is letting y'all readers know
That I'm about to unleash the fiction
Just for LXG
Crystal: Is you with me? Rodney and Skinner: Unleash the fiction.
Let me see your hands up Unleash the fiction.
Yeah, readers what? Unleash the fiction.
I'm about to let it go Unleash the fiction.
I'm about to let you know Unleash the fiction.
Crystal, LXG Unleash the fiction.
Roll with me and you'll see Unleash the fiction.
Skinner what… Unleash the fiction.
[The silver flames shoot up followed by black smoke that engulfs the stage and all the players on it. When the smoke finally clears all that is left is the purple banner, covered with silver and white lettering reading:
The Music of All Leagues
Song: Unleash the Dragon by Sisqo