AUTHORS NOTE: What if Garfield played the role as Luna? Anyway, Garfield does talk, but it's not the computer animated Garfield from the movie.
This is the first episode of Sailor Moon (in other words, I'm not doing whole episodes)
WARNING: I have way to much time on my hands.....you have been forewarned.
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Serena was walking home from school eating doughnuts, she heard a meow as she looked down. She saw a fat orange tabby cat at her feet that had a collar around his neck and looked hungry. "Hey little fella," Serena said to the cat, "You want a doughnut?" Serena could tell that the cat was trying to act cute for her, "Tee hee, I thought so." She got on her knees as she gave the cat a doughnut. The cat ate the doughnut in a split second as he begged for more. "Sorry kitty, I only meant to give you one doughnut." Serena told the cat. This angered the cat as it grabbed Serena by her shirt collar and showed her its claws. Serena quickly handed the cat the rest of the doughnuts before the cat could hurt her. The cat released Serena as he started to eat the doughnuts. "Your not a very nice kitty are you!" the cat ignored Serena as he kept eating.
Serena continued to watch the cat as she noticed that the collar that was around the cat's neck looked a little tight on him. She carefully reached over as she made sure the cat didn't see her. Serena worked quickly to prevent herself from being clawed to death. It wasn't until Serena finally got the collar off when the cat noticed what she was doing. The cat ate another doughnut that as he stood on his hind legs as if the where feet. The cat held out his front paws as claws appeared. Serena was amazed at the fact the cat can stand up, and she was also worried that the cat was going to kill her as well. "Uh, nice kitty, I wasn't trying to get my, uh, your doughnuts." the cat didn't listen as he started to approach Serena. Serena took off running screaming at the top of her lungs as the cat got on all four legs as it cased after her. After ten feet the cat couldn't run anymore because he was worn out from all that running. 'Whew, I haven't run that much sense when I was chasing that ice cream truck a few months ago.' the cat thought, 'That stupid girl, next time she has to think twice before stealing my doughnuts again!' The cat started to cram doughnuts in his mouth again, 'Then again, I think she is supposed to be that girl that I was sent to find.' The cat suddenly noticed that the collar was gone, "Hey! I can talk again!" he said, "I don't know what happened to that collar, but I'm glad its gone!"
The cat sat just right below Serena's room, outside, as he looked up, "This must be the place, but how do I get up there?" The cat looked around, and decided not to bother with it as he walked away.
When the doorbell rang as Serena's mom, Ikuko, went to answer it, "Coming!" She opened the door and as noticed that no one was there. Ikuko looked to her left, then to her right, as the cat slipped past beneath her. 'Why didn't I think of that sooner?' the cat thought.
Serena was taking a nap as the cat walked into the room. When the cat was finally able to get on the bed, he walked up and stared at Serena in the face with a huge grin. Serena woke up from her sleep as she smelled suddenly Lasagna, and saw the same fat orange tabby cat from earlier. "Rise and shine." the cat told Serena. Serena leapt up, "You can talk?" "Of course I can talk you idiot!" the cat said, "Anyway, my name is Garfield, and thank goodness I finally found you!" "You mean you have been searching for me?" Serena asked Garfield. "Certainly, your Sailor Moon, I'm sure of it. Besides, I haven't been able to sleep much lately because of you this whole time. Here, I'll prove it that your Sailor moon." Garfield tried to do a back flip into the air but ended up crashing on the on bedroom floor, "Oh forget it...." Garfield then tossed a brooch with a crescent moon on it, onto the bed. Serena's eyes sparkled with joy, "Ooh! Is this for me?" she then grabbed the brooch and got off the bed. Serena got in front of mirror as she put the brooch on her school uniform. Garfield got to his feet, "Serena, will you just say 'Moon prism power make- up' already!" Serena thought Garfield was joking, so she thought that she should play along, "Okay, Moon prism power make-up" she said as she trust her hand into the air. While Serena was transforming Garfield got back onto the bed, "Now if you excuse me, I need to get some sleep."
When Serena was done transforming into Sailor moon, she looked at her self as she started to freak out. "WHAT?! What's all this Garfield?!" Sailor moon noticed that Garfield was asleep on the bed, "Garfield! Why can't you tell me what's going on here?!"
Suddenly Sailor moon could hear Molly screaming. "Oh no! Molly must be in trouble!" Sailor moon then yelled at Garfield very loudly just to wake him up, "GARFIELD!!!"
"Yahhhhh!!!!" Garfield quickly sprang up, as he was then clinging onto the ceiling with his claws, "What is it?!"
"Molly is in trouble we have to help her!" Sailor moon said.
"Who?" Garfield asked as he used his claws to walk across the ceiling to get to the other side to climb down the wall.
"My best friend Molly, shes in trouble!"
When Garfield got back down onto the floor, he pulled out the script to this story and looked it over. "Oh yea, that's right, next we have to go to the jewelry store, and save your friend from that creepy negaverse guy."
Sailor moon saw the script, "Where did you get that?" Garfield put the script away, "That's none of your business."
The doors to the jewelry store quickly swung open. "Leave her alone!" Sailor moon said to the monster that had its hands wrapped around Molly's neck.
The monster, named Morga, turned and looked at Sailor moon, "Who are you?" Sailor moon stopped for a moment, "Well, uh," then she remembered, "I'm Sailor moon, the champion of justice. I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means you." "Sailor moon?" the Morga growled, "I have never heard of anything named Sailor moon and I'm sure I never hear from you again. Arise my servants!"
Then all of the people who where being mind controlled by Morga started to attack Sailor moon. When Sailor moon fell to the ground with her back against a pillar she noticed the scrape on her knee, "Ow! I don't want to do this anymore!" "Come on you big cry baby! You have to fight her!" Garfield said when he saw Sailor moon. "I don't want do this anymore!" Sailor moon said as she started to cry, "I wanna go home!"
"Fine, I'll send you away for good!" Morga said as she reached out to Sailor moon to grab her, Sailor moon screamed. Suddenly a red rose appeared as Morga stopped what she was doing as she looked up, "And who might you be?"
High above at an open window stood a man wearing a mask and cape who was wearing a tuxedo, "I am Tuxedo mask, Sailor moon, look into your heart and find the warrior within you, it is your destiny." Sailor moon cried some more, "I don't want to be a warrior!" Sailor moon kept crying as her red hair thingys made the sound of her crying even louder. All of the mind controlled people feel to the ground, "Stop that hideous crying!" Morga said as she tried to cover her ears. "Will you stop acting like a crybaby and throw your tiara and say 'Moon tiara action'!" Garfield said to Sailor moon. Sailor moon stood up, "What good is that going to do?" "Just do it!"
Sailor Moon took the tiara off of her head as she spun around and said, "Moon tiara action!" She let go of her tiara as it went hurling towards Morga. "NOOO!" Morga said just right before the tiara hit her. After when the tiara hit Sailor Moon looked up as she saw Morga get vaporized, "I did that?" The last thing Morga said was, "I shall return!" then she turned into dust. "You have done well Sailor moon," Sailor moon looked up at the masked man, "others will test you, but I will fight with you." She saw Tuxedo Mask take off as Garfield came beside her, "Oh, come on now, don't tell me you actually like that guy?"
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That's the first rewritten episode with Garfield in it. So what did you all think?
Review please! There's more to come!