AUTHORS NOTE: I came up with a funny opening for this rewrite......please don't kill me at the fact that I used the American dub opening song. (I also mixed the 'Garfield and friends' opening into it as well at the beginning.)
Also, just to let you know, I written this episode just like the first one.
.......as you can tell, I'm not rewriting all 47 episodes of the first season!!!! That's WAY to many!!!
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"Garfield, as Luna?" opening song:
(Garfield comes out tap-dancing. He is wearing a top hat and is holding a cane. A record player is near-by)
Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, Sailor moon and friends"
(Garfield stops dancing as he takes his cane and taps the record player.)(A drum roll is heard)
Garfield: We're
Girls: We're
Garfield: ready
Girls: ready
Garfield: to
Girls: to
Garfield and Girls(at the same time): party! (music starts to Sailor moon theme)
Girls: Fighting evil by moonlight,
Garfield: feeding her cat by daylight,
Girls: never running from a real fight,
she is the one named Sailor moon.
Girls: She will....never turn her back on a friend,
she is..... always there to defend,
Garfield: you know.....your cat is still hungry
Girls: She is the one named Sailor...
....Sailor Venus
....Sailor Mercury
....Sailor Mars
....Sailor Jupiter
Garfield: (not singing) Sailor who?
Girls: With secret powers all so new to her,
Garfield: (not singing) What secret powers?
Raye: (not singing) Garfield will you just shut up!
Girls: she is the one named Sailor moon.
(Music)
Girls: Fighting evil by moonlight,
Garfield: feeding her cat by daylight,
Girls: with her Sailor scouts to help fight,
she is the one named Sailor moon,
she is the one named Sailor moon,
Garfield: and you...still have to feed your cat!
(Music ends)
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Serena and Molly rushed up into Serena's bedroom. Garfield was still asleep as Serena put a CD into the stereo. Serena hit the play button as the annoying song 'I wanna be a star' could be heard through out the house. They both started to sing and dance along with the song. Garfield was awaken by the noise, he wanted the music to stop so he could sleep. Garfield got up from his bed as he walked over to the stereo that was playing that awful music. "I wanna be a star, star, star!" Molly and Serena sang, as they were both unaware of Garfield approaching the stereo. The music stopped as Serena and Molly turned around to see what happened, they both saw Garfield unplugging the stereo. "Gee, I guess your cat Garfield doesn't like our performance." Molly said to Serena as she watched Garfield walk back to his bed. "Well, you did sound off key." Serena said to Molly. Molly was angered by Serena's words, "Oh yea! At least I didn't keep messing up on the dance like you did!" That was when an argument broke out between Molly and Serena. "Fine!" Molly said as she walked out the door, "I'll just find a new partner then!" "Well, who needs you anyway!" Serena said to Molly, even though she is gone now.
"So what were you two trying to do anyway?" Garfield asked Serena. "Molly and I were going to enter Saffron's star search contest and become super stars." Serena told Garfield. "You two sounded more like karaoke bar rejects to me." "Ha, ha, very funny." Serena said sarcastically as she plugged the stereo back in. "I will sill need a partner though." Serena smiled as she looked at Garfield. Garfield saw Serena look at him, "Oh no you don't!" he said, "I'm not going to be partners with a ditz like you!" "Come on Garfield," Serena tried to encourage Garfield, "we will be famous!" Garfield sprang up from his bed, "Well, if you say so!"
On the day of the audition, Serena and Garfield when down town to were the old building was at. "Come on Garfield! Were going to be late!" Serena said to Garfield. "I can't go any further." Garfield said as he was out of breath, "You have to go on without me." "Will you get off of your lazy butt already! And I told you not to eat those 20 pizzas before we left!" Serena said as she pointed to an old building, "We are almost there, because the building that we have to go to is over there!" Garfield sprang to his feet as he put a pair of sunglasses on, "My public awaits."
By the time they finally got there, Serena and Garfield noticed something strange as everyone began passing out on the stage. Saffron, who was sitting in the auditorium turned around to look at Serena, it wasn't Saffron at all, it was really a monster! "Can I help you dear?" it said. Serena screamed as she ran. "What? You mean that this was a set up and I came here for nothing?" Garfield said angrily, "Come on Serena! Its go time!" Garfield said but Serena wasn't there, "Were could she have gone now?"
After getting Serena out of the bathroom and to transform into Sailor moon, Sailor moon got up on stage as she did her entrance.
"I am Sailor moon, champion of justice, I will right wrongs and triumph over evil and that means you!"
The monster leapt up as it opened its mouth as a beam of ice shot out of its mouth. Sailor moon quickly dodged it. Sailor moon tried to hide, but the monster found her and started to freeze Sailor moon into a block of ice Garfield saw Sailor moon's predicament. He had to stop that monster from freezing her completely, or he wouldn't be able to have dinner tonight. Garfield looked up and noticed that the monster was directly under the spinning disco ball. Garfield had an idea, he was going to throw something at the ball above to made to come down and hit the monster on the head.
Garfield rushed backstage into the prop room as he found an old metal serving tray. He took the tray as he went back out onto the stage. Garfield took the tray as he threw it at the mirrored ball. The tray went flying into the air as it hit the ball, it shattered into tiny little shards of glass. Sailor moon was free from the ice as it suddenly broke due to the now broken disco ball. The monster looked at Garfield, "You little furball!" the monster said in anger, it started to go after Garfield, "I'll get you for that!" "Hey! I didn't mean to break your dumb ball!" Garfield said to the monster. The monster had its back turned to Sailor moon as it started to chase after Garfield.
Sailor moon knew that this was her chance, as she took the tiara off of her head and chanted "Moon tiara vaporize!" The glowing tiara went flying through the air as the monster was eliminated.
"Wow, that Tuxedo guy didn't come this time." Garfield said as he was amazed. Suddenly a voice was heard throughout the auditorium, "It looks like everything has been taken care of." Sailor moon had a smile on her face and hearts in her eyes as she looked up, "Tuxedo mask!" "I stand corrected." Garfield said as he saw Tuxedo mask disappear as quickly as he came.
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I know that this rewrite was pretty short but I really want to get started on the next episode as soon as possible. It's the one with Amy!
