I know that Kurama was supposed to be up next, but a turn of events has changed that. Don't worry, he's still singing. You see, both myself (Keeper of the Apacolypse) and Urameshi no Koibito are going through writers block. So, we decided to choose one of anothers fanfics to update and I picked I WON'T Survive! So, here we are.... Let's get this thing started!

Disclaimer:
Is this a fanfic within the fanfic because Kota's writing it and not Mei? And what about the cameo's, is it a fanfic within a fanfic's fanfic because of those characters? "..." I AM SO CONFUSED!!! O.O

"Speaking"
'A sentence within a sentence'
Singing
Solo singing
Different Language

Chapter three; The Fangirl Tango. (Special Cameo's!!!)

Miyu smiled evily. "I know... ALL WHO HAVE A C-CUP OR MORE, GATHER 'ROUND!" Botan, Keiko, Mei and Kota blushed and Yukina followed, confused. "You're a C-cup, Yukina?"

"Hai..." Yukina answered.

"Must be the kimono, those can hide the size of your cleavage." Botan whispered, causing Keiko and Mei to nodd. Miyu whispered to the girls, and the guys tried to decide which girl was bigger then the C-Cup. Kuwabara was saying Miyu, but Hiei accused her of stacking the deck. Yusuke said that Keiko HAD to be lying, which caused a table to hit his head. The girls finally departed and smiled.

"We've decided..." Mei began

"For you to do the Cell Block Tango." Kota finished. "Fortunatly, I've written the parodized version, and so, it will appear on the screen. We don't have any fetish clothes though, so you'll have to sing in your outfits."

Yusuke counted. "We're short three..."

"Me, Urameshi, Kurama, Hiei... We're only short two!" Kuwabara yelled.

"Three, two, what's the difference? I've called a couple more people..." Miyu said. Someone knocked on the door, and Mei answered. "K... Kia-san? Kelsey-san? Jin? Shishiwakamaru?"

Kelsey waved. "Hey! Oi, Miyu, long time no see!"

"You know each other?" Kota exclaimed, bewithered.

Miyu and Kelsey nodded. "Miyu had this bar debt that was BOGUS, because it belonged to some chick named MAYU, and I beat up everyone untill the Mafia came with the Meeses and solved everyone's problems."

Kia sweatdropped. "..."

Kota shrugged. "Que sera sera, get your asses up there, now!" Kota slapped Kurama's butt as he walked onto the stage.

Kurama blushed and Mei jumped up and down. "Oh, oh, lemme slap Yusuke, lemme slap Yusuke!"

Shishi made puppy eyes at Kelsey. "Slap for good luck?"

"Sure." Kelsey slapped Shishiwakamaru's cheek. "Now, be good and get up there before I decide to kick where the sun doesn't shine."

Shishiwakamaru paled and got on stage.

The lights dimmed and the words "The Fangirl Tango" appeared on the screen.

"Hn." Hiei began.

"Fanclub." Shishiwakamaru continued.

"Slap." Yusuke said. (K/N: Duh)

"Uh oh." Kurama's eyes shifted.

"Cookie sheet." (K/N: Guess who?)

"Yukina!" Kuwabara bellowed, causing everyone to cover their ears.

"Hn."
"Fanclub."

"Slap."

"Uh oh."

"Cookie sheet."

"Yukina!"

Miyu smirked. "And now, the five fine men and Kuwabara in their rendition of the cell block tango."

Before saying their line, the boys struck poses. "Hn."
"Fanclub."

"Slap."

"Uh oh."

"Cookie sheet."

"Yukina!"

This repeated for about three more times and then they sang.

We had it comming. We had it comming. We could only blame our hot outter shells. If you'd have been us If you were this sexy.

Jin sang on his own. I betcha you'd put gals into a faintin' spell!

"Hn."
"Fanclub."

"Slap."

"Uh oh."

"Cookie sheet."

"Yukina!"

"Hn."
"Fanclub."

"Slap."

"Uh oh."

"Cookie sheet."

"Yukina!"

Hiei stepped up. "You know how girls go crazy over a guy who doesn't even wear a shirt in half of the freaking theme song? Like... Jamie. (K/N: No offence to any Hiei fans named Jamie ()) Jamie liked to admire me from afar, no, not admire... STALK! hn. So, I just finish killing this one guy because he was giving me a hard time, I come home and I'm nearly PRAYING to be alone and there's Jamie, going through my drawers, stealing my boxers AGAIN! hn. So I said to her, I said 'If you stalk me one more time...' And she did. So, the next time she did I took the Katana and I gave her two warnings... Miliseconds before I sliced off her head."

She had it comming She had it comming It was her felonies that we booed. If you'd have been us If she'd have stalked you I bet you would have sent out a can of whoopass on her too

Shishi stepped up. "I met Kelsey about two years ago after she whalloped me with a schoolbag and I fell in love right away. Eventually, we started living togeather, She'd go out, She'd save the world, She'd come home, she'd beat me up, we'd eat dinner and then I found out. 'I hate you' she told me? I hate you, my ASS! Not only was she in love with me, oh no, she had beaten up my fanclub too! One of those denial cases you know, so I came home, as usual and told her that I had vampire tendencies and I gave her a demonic hicky. You know, some girls just can't resist a hot stud like me." Shishiwakamaru flashed a smile and a schoolbag hit his head.

"My homework was still in there!" Keiko whined.

"Oh, go take a test!" Mei yelled.

She had it comming She had it comming It took Shishi alot of months, more then ten.
She denied him And then was claimed by him It may seem like abuse, but it's just S&M

Yusuke stepped up. "Now, I'm sitting on the couch, watching the T.V., minding my own buisness, and in storms Keiko in a jealous rage. 'You've been dating Mei,' she says. She was RIGHT. And she kept screaming, 'you've been dating Mei!' And then she slapped me. She slapped me ten times."

Mei looked at Keiko, about ready to burst out laughing at the red on Keiko's face. "You won't find that color in ANY crayon box!"

If you'd have been there If you'd have been slapped too many times I beatcha you would have gone out with Mei!

Kurama took in a deep breath. "I've been stalked all my life baisically. You see, there were woman in the makai who remembered me as Yohko the Seducer, and they waited untill I had reached the age of fifteen, then, they tried to kidnap me, make out with me, date me, and they even sent me chocolate."

"Since when does Kurama speak french?" Botan asked.

Kota put her hand to Botan's mouth. "Shush, this is sexy!"

Shishiwakamaru raised his hand. "Yeah, but did you get any of them pregnant?"

Kurama was silent for a momment. "Uh oh... Youko did it!!!"

Jin stepped up and looked at Kurama as he paled, walking back to his spot in line. "My partner, Touya and I were assigned to a new mission, help Urameshi. Now, for this mission, we were assign' to protect Satsukiame, who held the mirror half of healin'. Along the way, Touya and I were talkin', I got bit by a cat, we reached the apartment and the door was shut so we called for Urameshi. I found that the door was unlocked, so I opened it, and I walk in, still calling for Urameshi and then... A cookie sheet collided with my head! I was in such a state of shock that when I first looked at Kia I thought she was an angel, it wasn't untill later, when I had almost killed her I even knew that I was in love!"

I had it commin'

He had it comming

I had it commin'

He had it comming

I had it commin' all along

He had it comming all along

I got hit with a cookie sheet

He got hit with a cookie sheet

I looked at her

He looked at her

I fell in love with her, startin' from day one!

I had it commin'

We had it comming

I had it commin'

We denied them

All along

Then we were claimed by them

I got hit with a cookie sheet

It may look like abuse, but it's just S&M

I fell in love with her, starting from day one!

Kuwabara stepped up, and everyone groaned. "C' mon, I haven't even began yet! Sheesh." Kuwabara spoke into the mic. "I loved Yukina more then I can possibly say, she was a real beautiful gal. Wonderfull, kind, a healer. But, she was always trying to find her brother, so she asked Hiei for his help and along the way he glared at me, threatened to kill me, and then TRIED to kill me. I read Hiei's diary, and I found out the truth. Yukina, HIEI IS YOUR BROTHER!"

Hiei unsheathed his katana. Kuwabara's gonna die, die, die, die, die! Kuwabara's gonna die, die, die, die, die!

As Hiei chased Kuwabara around the apartment, the other guys shrugged and did the can can.

He had it comming He had it comming He had it comming He had it comming Hiei, the best of luck to ya!
Hiei, the best of luck to ya!
'Cause Kuwabara read Hiei's diary 'Cause Kuwabara read Hiei's diary Kuwabara's on firey Kuwabara's on firey Yukina, dump him and go out with Touya!

He had it comming He had it comming He had it comming He had it comming Hiei, the best of luck to ya!
Hiei, the best of luck to ya!
'Cause Kuwabara read Hiei's diary 'Cause Kuwabara read Hiei's diary Kuwabara's on firey Kuwabara's on firey Yukina, dump him and go out with Touya!

"If you stalk me one more time."

"She wasn't in love with me my ass."

"Ten times!"

"They tried to kidnap me, make out with me, date me, and they even sent me chocolate."

"She hit me with a cookie sheet."

"Yukina, HIEI IS YOUR BROTHER."

"Hn."
"Fanclub."

"Slap."

"Uh oh."

"Cookie sheet."

"Yukina!"

"Hn."
"Fanclub."

"Slap."

"Uh oh."

"Cookie sheet."

"Yukina!"

The music ended, and all of the girls looked at the boys, eyes wide. "You know what..." Miyu began.

"I wonder if she's thinking what I'M thinking?" Kota wondered alloud.

"We ARE telepathic!" Mei exclaimed.

The girls came to one conclusion. "It NEEDED the fetish outfits!" All of the boys, except for Shishiwakamaru fell over.

Shishi took off his kimono to reveal tight leather pants. "How do ya like me now?!"

Mei raised her hand. "I need a drool bucket..."

(Mei and Kota are sitting on chairs that actors and directors sit on)

Mei: O.O That was.... Interesting.

Kota: You know you liked it.

Mei: But why couldn't it have been YUSUKE in the leather pants?!

Kota: It was either Shishi, or Kuwabara.

Mei: (Shudders) Good choice, neechan. But you know, people do often confuse Stalking as a crime, as opposed to a felony.

Kota: True, so, remember... If you're gonna ruin someone's life, you gotta at least get their side of the story.

Mei: So true, and now, the review responces.

The Review Responces

Blazing Flames-
Mei: You can say THAT again...

Supreme Neo slytherin Countess-
Mei: It's KOTA. Not KOTO Kota: ((Laughing)) That's funny! ME, KOTO?! ((Laughing))

Urameshi no Koibito-
Mei: Oh yeah... Kota's written the past two chapters now... .
Kota: It's fate. You suck at updating too.
Mei: I KNOW!
Miyu: I'd prefer KOTA writing.
Mei: EH?!

Review plaese, and you'll get a cookie! Or, even better, SHISHI'S LEATHER PANTS!!!

NOTE----

Kaeru Soyokaze gave us permission to use hers and Kelsey's character. So there.