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This chapter is dedicated to all of you who reviewed. Thank you for your support and the review. I know it is a pain in the ass to review sometimes, but for everyone who reviews it is much appreciated.
Tarawilyaiel Greenleaf: Your review cracked me. Kim and I get into pillow fights, well sometimes. Well sometimes we wish we could get into pillow fights. My middle name is Kay and hers is MIchelle. That's kind of spooky that everything worked out that way. Creepy-ness. Kay and Will and Michelle and Jack... hehehe. That is just...weird... that's gonna freak me out now. ORLANDO BLOOM IS SOOOO HOT!!!!
Jamie's status: In Orlando Bloom's bed, whether or not he knows I'm there, but he'll enjoy regardless! Don't worry girls, I promise to take good care of him.
Chapter Six: Surprises In A Corset
"WHY, why don't we do something about this?" interrupted Michelle.
"Like what?"
"What do you say to fire ants and honey?"
"I'd say ouch?"
"Um…or we could stick fire ants and honey in Elizabeth's corset," Michelle said with a wicked smile.
"Oh, your good."
"Yeah, I know."
"Where in the hell are we going to gather enough fire ants to put in that cows corset?"
"I don't know how did you gather all of the bugs that you put in my bed?"
"I didn't Parrot Sir Peter did. The whole thing was his idea!"
:"Bloody traitor!" Michelle screamed.
"I have an idea!"
"Whoa...!! Princess Kay came up with an idea all by her onsies?"
"Hey now don't be so hostile. I'm just as good at coming up with ideas as you are."
"Riiiight!" Michelle said rolling her eyes.
"I can. Anyways do you want to hear my idea or not?"
"Sure but if it is not so good, we go with my idea."
"You have an idea Michelle?"
"Not really but I can make one up."
"Okay, anyways. I saw a little boy gathering ants today. I don't know why anyone would waste their time doing such a silly thing, but anyways. He was putting them in jars. Maybe we could ask him for a couple of jars of the ants that he was gathering. I'm sure Will has some honey that we could use. We could get a hold of her corset. I mean there has to be a maid in her house that seriously dislikes her. I'm sure we could find one. Will said that some of the maids go shopping on Wednesdays. We could talk to one of them and arrange a meeting. We could pour the honey into her corset and stick the ants in there. Not to much honey mind you. because the ants have to be able to move around."
"For once I believe that you, Princess Kay, have had a brilliant idea! That William Turner sure does stimulate your brain now doesn't he." Michelle laughed.
"HEY DON'T YOU DARE GO PICKING ON MY WILLIAM TURNER!!" Kay screamed.
"Who said he was yours? Isn't he still technically Elizabeth's?"
"Yes but after tomorrow, that just might change."
"I don't like your motives Kay, but you intrigue me! Plan on!." Michelle stated.
The girls planned the event until the very early hours of the morning. We the girls finally drifted off into dreamland they had very peaceful sleep. Both were excited about the days coming events. Down the hall however the girls did not know that there was one who did not sleep so peacefully. Will did not sleep well because he knew that Elizabeth was upset with him. Ever since their adventure a year earlier she had refused to allow him to have any fun. The only fun he was allowed to have was her "fun." He cared deeply for Elizabeth so he abided by her rules and did whatever it was she requested. At least he thought he cared for Elizabeth, but he was very interested in Kay. "I love Elizabeth, but I am starting to really like Kay. No! No! No! No! I love Elizabeth. I have more fun with Kay though. But I love Elizabeth! Or do I?" Will eventually drifted into a restless sleep, with visions of both Elizabeth and Kay in his head.
In the morning when the girls awoke they seemed excited. They both prepared themselves for the day and was about to head downstairs when they heard a thud coming from down the hall. The thud came from Will's room. "What the hell was that? Why the hell does my head hurt? Oh dear William you idiot, you fell of your bed. You better hope the girls didn't hear that!" Kay headed down the hall towards Will's room.
She knocked on Will's door.
"Come in!"
"Will are you okay?" She asked as she opened the door and noticed Will sitting on the floor rubbing his head.
"Yes I'm okay."
"Will your head is bleeding!"
"Oh it is?" He asked as he noticed there was blood on his hands. "So it is!" He said laughing. Kay walked over to Will and grabbed a cloth and dipped it into the water. She dabbed his head with the cloth and Will winced as she touched the back of his head. "Hold still William!"
"I'd be able to if your boobs weren't in my face!"
"What did u say?"
"I'd be able to sit still if there wasn't blood in my face!" Will said as he blushed.
"No William I do not believe that is what you just said, but I don't know if I heard correctly."
"What did you think I said?" asked Will.
"That doesn't matter now. All that matters is taking care of the bloody bump on your
head."
"Kay what the hell is taking you so long? Oh dear, Will you clumsy fellow what have you done to your head?" Michelle asked.
"Yeah Will what did you do to your head?"
"I rolled over and fell off the bed." When Will said that both girl started laughing hysterically. Will glared at both as his head was still in pain but both girls continued to laugh.
"It isn't funny you know my head hurts now!"
"Well you rolled out of bed, do we need to get a child's bed so you can't fall out of it?"
Michelle asked still laughing.
"Very funny Michelle."
"Oh but dear, I thought it was funny!"
After a few more moments the girls left Will to get ready for the day. When the girls went downstairs Kay told Michelle about the boob incident. This made Michelle laugh quite hard. Then Michelle asked, 'What time did Will say the market opened?"
"I believe he said about seven."
"Well it's past seven, we should be off."
"Aren't we going to wait for Will?"
"What are we waiting for Will for?" Will asked from the bottom of the stairs.
"We're going to the market for some things. Do you want to come along?" Kay asked, the tone in her voice was her sweet-sugary-high-pitched-makes-you-wanna-puke-but-she'll-get-mad-if-you-say-no tone.
"Sure, there are a few things that I should pick up anyways."
With that the three headed out the door towards the market. The girls kept an eye out for the little boy that Kay had described. When they saw him, the told Will that they would be right back and left him to look at some fruits or whatever he was staring at.
"Hello!" Kay said in her sweetest tone. The little boy turned around almost frightened.
"Don't be scared I just want to ask you what it is you are doing?"
"I'm gathering these ants here."
"And why do you do that?"
"I am fascinated with bugs, and Iike to study them. I have many jars of these types of ants. They are so fascinating."
"Just how many jars of these ants do you have?"
"About twelve."
"Wow, that is a lot of jars. Can I buy some of them?"
"Well I don't know Miss."
"How about a kiss on the cheek from my friend here, and we promise to bring you the two jars, and three more jars back to you."
"Well okay, I guess" they young boy smiled at the prospect of getting a kiss from one of the two lovely ladies. "I'll be right back with your two jars Miss."
"Alright but please hurry." as the boy rushed off, Michelle glared at Kay.
"Why don't you kiss him, you are the one who thought of this brilliant plan!"
"Yeah but I did all of the talking, and besides he looked liked he had a crush on you." laughed Kay.
"Very funny!"
"I thought so, besides what would Will think if he saw me kissing a little boy!"
"I would yell at you but your brilliant plan was inspired by that man, so I can't get angry."
"Here are your jars Miss." the boy handed Kay the jars, and watched as Kay inspected them. "This is a fine jar full of ants, perhaps worth two kisses and six jars." Michelle looked at Kay and glared. She leaned down and gave the boy one kiss on each cheek. Kay stuffed the jars into her basket and headed back towards the market. "Oh look, here they come!" Michelle looked up and saw that the maids from the Swann's home were walking through the market very obviously complaining about the princess Elizabeth. Kay and Michelle walked up towards the maids and began explaining what they were planning to do. The maids agreed to meet the two girls in the garden of the Swann's home at about two thirty. Kay and Michelle were in a good mood when they caught up with Will.
"What's put you two in such a fine mood?"
"When aren't we in a good mood?"
"After a run in with Elizabeth"
"Yeah but forget about her we have a party to get ready for."
"Oh yeah the Commodore is returning today, and we still have to speak to him."
"BLAH!!" yelled Michelle.
"What was that for?"
"Will do you have honey?"
"Yes of course I do, why?"
"I need some.. for my face."
"Well I have three jars in a cupboard at home."
"Okay." As the arrived back at the blacksmith shop Will told the girls he was going to lie down as he still had a headache from the mornings accident.
"Have a nice nap!"
"Thanks"
The girls waited until about two and then set out on foot with their supplies to the Swann home. The were let in by the maids and they walked off to the garden. The Swann family was not home, because they were down at the docks greeting the Commodore and his crew. The maids were just as happy and excited as the girls were about this evil plan. The girls let the maids assist with the honey, while Kay being the brave one she is, dumped the ants from the jar onto the light layering of honey. When they were done the girls ran off while the maids took Elizabeth's evening corset and placed it back in here room. Not more than five minutes after both girls arrived back to the blacksmith shop, did the oh so wonderful William Turner come downstairs. (A/N: Well Jamie thinks that Will is oh so wonderful, Kim just wants this story moving to get to Jack.)
"Hey sleepy head, have a nice nap?"
"Yeah as a matter of fact I did, my headache is almost gone."
"That's good because we couldn't have the one and only Will Turner being ill during the ball" Michelle giggled.
"Why are you two so giggly anyway? Is there something I should know about?"
"NOPE!' said both girls exclaimed.
"Since when are we not gigly anyways?"
"True."said Will.
As the afternoon went on the girls decided it was time to get ready for the Commodore's celebration.
"OWWWW!! YOU TIGHTENED MY CORSET TO TIGHT!"
"WELL THE BLOODY THING IS SUPPOSED TO BE TIGHT!"
"YEAH BUT I THINK YOU BROKE MY RIBS!!"
"SHUT UP!"
"NO! YOU TIED MY BLOODY CORSET TO TIGHT."
In a Mrs. Watson tone, "Ms. Kay, you know that a corset is supposed to be tight. It is meant for support dear. If it is not tight there would be no use in wearing it. Now, quit complaining and tie my corset"
"You know you do that impression of Mrs. Watson so well. She would be so pleased to hear that you were making fun of her."
"So, I couldn't particularly... OWWWW... THAT'S TO TIGHT!"
"NO ITS NOT!! ITS JUST AS TIGHT AS MINE!"
"OWW!!" The girls jumped when the heard a knock at the door.
"Are you two okay in there? Do you need any assistance?"
"Yes Will we are fine, we are putting on our corsets, so no it would not be appropriate for you to help. Besides your so strong you'd probably kill us." The girls quickly got their dresses on. Well, as quickly as the could considering that their dresses weighed about 50 pounds a piece. When the girls came downstairs Kay gasped. She had never seen Will dressed up as he was at that moment. Michelle whistled, "Hey good lookin'" Kay giggled and they headed out towards the fort where the party was being held. When they arrived Kay noticed Elizabeth hanging all over Norrington. When Elizabeth spotted Will she ran over and grabbed his hand. That's when Will noticed something crawling on Elizabeth's neck.
"Liz what is that on your neck?"
"What is what?'
"That!" said Will as he pointed to it. "It looks to me like there is an ant." With that said Elizabeth let out a screech unlike anything anyone has ever heard before. Will backed away and stood next to Kay and Michelle. The girls began to laugh and so did Will. Just then Elizabeth noticed that she was COVERED in ants. She began running around screaming (A/N: she looked like one of those monkeys at the zoo scratching its self and making noises and running around like mad), while every member of high society, and even a few that weren't, were all there witnessing this moment. Elizabeth ran towards Will who was still laughing, and she screamed, "I HATE YOU! YOU SIDED WITH THOSE TWO LITTLE WENCHES, AND NOW IT'S OVER! YOU CAN ON YOUR BLOODY ADVENTURES!" She then turned to Kay and Michelle and spat, "THIS MEANS WAR YOU LITTLE WENCHES! I HATE YOU, YOU CAN GO WITH THAT ASS IF YOU LIKE! JUST GET OUT OF MY CITY OR YOU WILL DIE!"
Announcer voice: O-M-G SHE SOOOO DIDN'T JUST DO THAT! Well what happens between Will and the girls now? Will they leave Port Royal forever? Where will they go if they do? Will Elizabeth get her revenge? Stay tuned to the next episode of The Lovers and Liars Among Us!
Jamie here: So was it that bad? This chappie took forever to write. I left out so much detail that I wanted to include but I didn't because it would have been even longer to update. I really hope we start getting some reviews soon. Still in Orlando's bed.. muahahaha! I promise girls, I'll take good care of him.
Kim: claps wonderful love, tho i dont like the little boy kissing . i'm so not a child molester!