Disclaimer: Yeah we know we don't own POTC. Those jackballs at Disney do. I can so do so much better than they can if I owned them.
Chapter Seven: The Captain, In A Dress?
Elizabeth let out a screech unlike anything anyone has ever heard before.
Will backed away and stood next to Kay and Michelle. The girls began to
laugh and so did Will. Just then Elizabeth noticed that she was COVERED in
ants. She began running around screaming (A/N: she looked like one of those
monkeys at the zoo scratching its self and making noises and running around
like mad), while every member of high society, and even a few that weren't,
were all there witnessing this moment. Elizabeth ran towards Will who was
still laughing, and she screamed, "I HATE YOU! YOU SIDED WITH THOSE TWO
LITTLE WENCHES, AND NOW IT'S OVER! YOU CAN ON YOUR BLOODY ADVENTURES!" She
then turned to Kay and Michelle and spat, "THIS MEANS WAR YOU LITTLE
WENCHES! I HATE YOU, YOU CAN GO WITH THAT ASS IF YOU LIKE! JUST GET OUT OF
MY CITY OR YOU WILL DIE!" Elizabeth picked up a stone at threw it at the
three as hard as she could, of course, she missed. She started crying and
then realized she was still covered in ants, so she began the screaming all
over again. She started running down to the beach and as soon as she reached
it, she jumped in.
'OH.... MY.... GOD... DID.. YOU...SEE.. HER... FACE?" Kay was laughing and
trying to breathe because she was running. That is bloody hard to do
considering that she is wearing a damn corset.
"YEAH!!"
"I don't think that it was very nice to do girls, but she deserved it! She
has horrid to you girls." They all stopped running seeing as how they had
finally reached the blacksmith shop. Will sat down then suddenly looked
incredibly sad.
"Will what is wrong?" Kay asked. Will put his head in his hands and started
to cry. Kay was shocked because this is the first time that she had seen a
guy do this. Will was different, he is a different kind of guy. Very
sensitive and sweet, a true gentleman.
"She ended our relationship! All because I wanted a bit of fun! I was
stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! I don't want to stay here in Port Royale
anymore. I am leaving! Tonight! Do you girls want to come with me or stay
here?"
"I.. I...WE... WE... WE CAN'T!" yelled Kay.
"Will you know we can't leave tonight. We still have to speak with the
Commodore. Ah hell!! I'm going for a walk. Kay come on, I know you need to
walk, and we need to discuss some issues."
"But..."
:"KAY! COME ON!"
"Coming..." The girls walked around Port Royale debating and discussing what
they were going to do. As soon as the got about three feet away from the
door of the blacksmith shop they heard a shriek. Kay turned just in time to
see Elizabeth lunging at her with a flaming torch.
"WITCH! WITCH! WITCH!" Elizabeth took Kay down and tried to start beating
her, but Michelle took a hold of the back of her dress and pulled her off.
The torch that Elizabeth was carrying flew far enough that it caught the
door to the blacksmith shop on fire. "WILL!" Kay screamed. Elizabeth had
climbed to her feet and had a sword in her hand. Just then Kay heard an
"Oof!" and the sound of metal hitting the cobblestone. She felt someone
grab her hand and noticed that Will had a hold of her and Michelle's hands
and they were running towards the docks. As soon as they reached the boat
Will sent the girls down below while him and a few other men took care of
business on deck. About an hour later Will went below to check on the girls.
He found them wide awake clinging to each other in shock.
"What just happened?" Michelle asked.
"You both were attacked by Elizabeth and the blacksmith shop caught on fire.
I knocked Liz down and grabbed you two and brought you to the ship. I packed
all of your things and had them sent here because I had a gut feeling that
you two would end up with me sailing to Tortuga to find my friend Captain
Jack Sparrow."
"THE CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW?!" Michelle asked.
"Yes, Captain Jack Sparrow."
"But he is one of the most feared pirates. I hate pirates! I hate them!"
Kay began to cry.
"Remember the day that I took you two on board to sail to Port Royale?"
"Yes."
"Remember how I told you that not all pirates were bad!"
"Yes."
"Well Jack is a good pirate, and...." his eyes lowered to the ground as he
almost whispered. "And so am I."
"WHAT!! WILL YOU ARE A PIRATE!! I HATE PIRATES! AND I HATE YOU FOR LYING TO
ME! WHY COULDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS INFORMATION!! WHY WILL, WHY?!?!" Kay
screamed as she stormed away. Michelle got up to go after Kay and as she
walked out of the room she glared at Will.
"Kay?"
"What!" Kay spat.
"Why did you scream like that at him, he did save your life?"
"BECAUSE HE BLOODY LIED TO ME! YOU DON'T LIE TO ME AND EXPECT ME TO FORGIVE
YOU RIGHT AWAY! MICHELLE I CAN'T TRUST HIM ANYMORE! HE LIED TO ME!" Kay screamed. She turned her back to Michelle and started crying. "I was
starting to like him too. And he lied to me." Kay muttered to herself
through her tears.
Will walked out on deck about twenty minutes later and saw Kay. He started
to walk over to her but Michelle passed him and said, "Don't!" Michelle
walked away and disappeared somewhere down below. Will walked towards her
anyway. Kay knew he was there. "Will?" she whispered.
"Kay what is it?"
"Why did you lie to me?"
"Because I didn't want this to happen."
"Will if you would have told me in the beginning of our friendship. I
wouldn't have been so angry. Now I'm tired I have had a stressful day, where
are Michelle and I going to sleep?"
"There are two beds in the captains quarters where I sleep. You and Michelle
can have them."
"Will it's alright, you can sleep in one and Michelle and I will sleep in
the other."
"Alright. Now where is Michelle?" They found Michelle passed out below and
woke her up to bring her to the captains quarters. Will gave the girls
plenty of time to change into their nightclothes and to crawl into bed
before he entered the room. He checked the two girls and made sure that they
were asleep before he changed out of his dress clothes. He crawled into bed
and drifted into sleep. The next morning when the girls awoke they both
screamed. Will came running through the door and asked the girls what
happened.
"Where are we?"
"Umm.. do you not remember last night?"
"Oh my! We're such idiots Kay." The girls laughed as the memories came back.
They remember Elizabeth attacking them and Will saving them. They even
remembered the fight between Will and Kay.
"Are you girls alright though?"
"Yes Will we are fine. We will prepare for the day."
"I would suggest you hurry, we are not far away from Tortuga."
"When the girls went on deck they saw an island that from far away looked as
if it had the potential to be beautiful. As they got closer they saw that
their eyes had indeed been cheated by some spell. The town was very dirty
and run down. There were dirty men and women that lined the streets. The
town was almost nothing but taverns and inns.
"Well here we are girls. I would like for you to stay on the ship but I know
you won't. You two need some excitement."
"Uhh, you were there yesterday. Yesterday was full of excitement! What were
you under a rock. I mean the evil Elizabeth deserved what she got." Will
sighed and let the girls into one of the taverns. It was full of whores and
dirty men. Will walked up to one of the guys and whispered something in his
ear, then lead the girls in the direction that the man pointed to. They
walked into a room and to the girls surprise saw a man in a dress, with a
bottle of rum in one hand, and he was singing a song. The girls eyed the man
up and down.
"RUM RUM RUM RUM... JACK IS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Jack yelled while dancing around. Both Michelle and Kay laughed as hard as they could. Jack walked
over to a table and plopped onto on of the benches while Kay, Michelle, and
Will followed and sat. Kay raised an eyebrow an looked at Will. "Are you
sure that this is the infamous Jack Sparrow?"
"I am sure that this the Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"I don't know, I mean does he usually wear a dress?"
"Not usually, but this could be one of his new habits."
"Oh!"
"Hey Will does your friend usually wear a dress?"
"Not usually!"
"Are you sure? Your friend Jack is quite weird!"
"And your not?"
Michelle gasped and said sarcastically, "HOW COULD YOU WILL? I AM SO HURT!" Michelle turned to walk away and ran into someone.
"'ello luv!"
"Hello man in the dress."
"What do you mean the man in the dress?'
"What? Don't you see that your wearing a dress?"
"This ain' a dress, it's a kilt."
"Umm I'm afraid that you are incorrect. You, dear, are wearing a big red
fluffy taffeta dress."
"Indeed I am wearing a dress. What would your name be?" Jack asked as he put
his arm around Michelle's waist.
"GET AWAY FROM HER PIRATE SCUM!" Kay screamed. Michelle whispered into Kay's ear, "You should have screamed big sexy pirate yummy scum."
"Eh?" Kay raised an eyebrow.
"Um, Kay I think we are in trouble." Will stood up. "I think we need to get
you out of here before someone kills you." Will turned to face Jack. "Jack I
think its time that we all leave." As the group was walking outside Kay
noticed that everyone in the tavern was glaring at her as she walked by.
Suddenly everyone noticed two men walking by. One of them was stumbling
around, and eventually fell to the ground with a thud. The other man who
wasn't stumbling as bad let out a deep laugh and picked the other man up.
Suddenly the guy grabbed Kay around the waist and turned her around. "Do I
know you from somewhere?" the strange man asked.
"I don't know. Have we met before, you do look vaguely familiar?" By this
point Will was agitated and demanded to know the mans name. "Oh me name is
David James Livingston. This 'ere is me partner and best friend Robert
Christian Walsh."
Both girls let out a loud gasp and said at the same time, "DADDY?!"
announcer voice What will happen? Are those men really the girls fathers? Why was Jack in a dress? Stay tuned for the next episode of The Lovers and Liars Among Us. Oh check out our other story (search the pen name kimibe) Time Warped, a really fun take on the POTC story, and what happens when two girls find a ring, and get transported all throughout time with the men from POTC.
Jamie here: Sorry for the delay in getting this chapter up. I've been working long hours at the hospital, and on top of that, have had some insane training. I will keep updating whenever I can. It's Kim's turn for the next chapter, so bitch at her when the chappie doesn't get added. Lots of Orlando hugs and kisses, and Johnny hugs and kisses too. Oh, you know the drill Review or no new chappie.