Disclaimer: sigh As we've stated so many times before, we do not own POTC, or Johnny or Orlando... sigh

Sorry for the looong wait but I (Jamie) have been soooo busy lately. Last weekend was Kim's 18th B-day and we had to celebrate for two days. My hospital job takes up so much time. I've only been working 24 hours a week, but that's just my classroom time, not actual hospital time. So I am so sorry for taking so long with this, but I will try to update more often.

Love,

Jamie.

Chapter Nine: Jack and Will De-Balled?

"GIRLS! GET BACK DOWN THERE!" each of the men shouted at different times. Will grabbed Kay and Jack grabbed Michelle, kicking and screaming in much protest, and tried to drag them back below the deck.

"DAD!" Kay screamed as a couple of pirates grabbed her father and then Michelle's father was soon captured same as Will's father. All four of them watched as the ship sailed further away, as if my magic, from them and there wasn't anything that could be done. Michelle and Kay pulled themselves out of the guys arms and ran over to the side of the ship screaming and crying.

"I'M SO SORRY DADDY!' Michelle screamed. Kay couldn't say much as her legs had gone weak and she had fallen to the floor. She sat there for at least a half an hour crying before she could move. Michelle helped Kay up and then headed to their rooms. The were intercepted by Will and Jack.

"GO AWAY!' Kay yelled.

"No!" exclaimed Will and Jack.

"Leave us alone, we have some new issues to deal with, and if you know what is best for you, you will leave us alone." Michelle said.

"No! If those pirates should come back you need someone to stay with you to defend you."

"We are capable of defending ourselves."

"No, I saw you two fighting, you are both weak."

"Well, at least we were trying."

"Trying isn't going to cut it. You have to know what you are doing."

"I'm tired" whined Kay.

"You are coming with me." Will said.

"No I'm not!"

"Yes you are and Michelle is coming with me." said Jack.

"NO I'M NOT!" Michelle protested.

"You two are going to do what we tell you to do, because it is only for your own good."

"AND YOU TWO DON'T UNDERSTAND! WE JUST HAD AN EXTREMELY TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE AND NOW YOU ALL JUST WANT US TO COOPERATE?! IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY! WE JUST LOST OUR FATHERS AGAIN!! DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT FEELS?" Michelle screamed.

"Actually..." Will started.

"SHUT UP!" Will cleared his throat and Kay gave him a funny look.

"Chelle, just let Will say what it is he has to say, but it better be quick."

"Fine" Michelle huffed.

"Actually, I do know all about losing my father. When I was just a lad living in England..."

"Does this have a point?" Michelle interrupted.

"When I was young my father died, he was a pirate but I didn't know that until later. But one day Jack here ran into a man who claimed to be Bootstrap Bill Turner, and he interrogated him, and sure enough it was my dad. For years I thought he was dead. And now he was taken by those pirates." Kay yawned.

"I'm tired."

"That was quite a touching story." Michelle said sarcastically.

"Kay are you coming with me?"

"I don't want to but I'm so tired I'm going to collapse from exhaustion."

"Kay just go with Will, I'll go with Jack, but if either of you try anything you guys will most certainly be de-balled." Both men got wide eyed and grabbed their crotches, because they knew it was true.

"Kay it's this way."

"I'm not stupid, I've been here before. Just because I'm sleeping in your bed again, doesn't mean that I'm very happy with you at the moment. It would be wise if you didn't even touch me."

"Wouldn't dream of doing so."

"Michelle my room is over here! Michelle? Where are you."

"I'm in your room you dumbass."

"What are you doing?"

"Making your bed."

"Why is that? We're going to be sleeping in it."

"Correction, I am sleeping in your bed. That's why I'm making YOUR bed."

"I don't think so, this is my room" he said storming into his room.

"Fine!" Michelle said as she turned on her heels and stormed out of Jack's room and into Will's.

"GET UP WILL!"

"What's going?"

"Your are going to go sleep with Jack and Kay and I will sleep in here."

"But...."

"GO NOW!!"

"Thank you Chelle, I couldn't stay with him. I was going to wait until he was asleep and then I was going to go up on deck and sleep up there. It's to stuffy in here."

"Let's go." The girls gathered their things and headed up on deck. As soon as they laid down, they both drifted off into lala land.

The next morning the guys woke up and went to check on the girls. They both panicked when the girls weren't in their room.

"WHERE COULD THEY HAVE GONE?"

"I 'UNNO MATE!" They walked up on deck and found the girls dancing around in Jack's dresses (A/N: Yes Jack has many dresses!) drinking rum.

"Wheeeee... I think I like this stuff!" Kay yelled.

"Careful Kay!!" Michelle screamed as Kay ran into a door. As soon as she hit the door the door opened and Kay fell over.

"I'm allllright" Kay slurred as she got up.

"I miss daddy."

"Yeah I do too. I need another drink. Kay where'd ye put the rum?"

"I don't know I had this" she said as she lifted up an empty bottle of rum.

"KAY YOU DRANK ALL THE RUM!!"

"I duunno.." Kay slurred.

"No she didn't, i have a secret stash in my cabin."

"No I stole it all."

"Oh I found the other bottles Kay!" She looked over at where her friend had just been standing to find her passed out on the floor.

"LOOK WHAT YOU BASTARDS DID! YOU MADE HER SO UPSET SHE DRANK HERSELF UNCONSCIOUS!! I HATE YOU GUYS!!!" Michelle said as she took another swig of rum.

"Ye stole me rum?"

"Is she going to be okay?'

"No she's going to be sicker than a dog!"

Sorry about the super short chapter, I am already working on the next one. Check out our other story Time Warped: An Adventure for Two Times Two.. and Kim's other story Rain Drops on