Wizard Idol

Chapter 1: 500 Galleons and Fag Songs

Full Summary: Simon, Randy, and Paula are really wizards? Duh. The WWN (wizarding wireless network) decides that they need a spicy new show. And where else to host it but Hogwarts! Who will try out? Who will put their heart into it? And most importantly who will be the 'Wizard Idol'? HPDM SLASH

A/N: Yes, I know that this is an overused story line but mine is different. At least I think it is. There is none in the this chapter but for future reference

Blah = thoughts

Blah= inner thoughts

Blah= song lyrics

Disclaimer: I do not own anything in relation to American Idol...not even Simon. Nor do I own anything in relation to Harry Potter...though I wish I owned Draco.

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"Get this" Hermione said as she read the Daily Prophet "The muggle show 'American Idol' is really run by wizards and they are coming to Hogwarts to do a show!"

"Oh, I'm so excited," said Ron sarcastically.

Hermione kept reading, "...first prize...record deal...500 galleons..."

"When is the sign up" Ron now was excited. Harry walked into the great hall and sat down next to them.

"The sign up for what?" Harry asked.

"Wizard Idol" Hermione informed him "It's going to be a singing contest."

"And the winner gets record deal and 500 GALLEONS prize money!" Ron added.

"You need it, Weasel." Said a drawling voice from the next table.

"Shove off, ferret." Harry said lazily.

"Yeah, fuck off, Malfoy" said Ron much more intensely.

"Just stating the truth, Weasley. There is no need to get violent." Draco put on his best smirk. All three members of the golden trio glared.

"ahem" everyones attention went up to the staff table where Dumbledore was standing "If you haven't already read it in the Daily Prophet then I have exciting news for you. Hogwarts is going to have a singing contest called 'Wizard Idol.' The three judges from 'American Idol' will be judging this contest."

There were squeals of excitement from a few muggle-born students.

"And the grand prize will be 500 galleons and a record deal. There will be a sign up sheet in the entrance hall before dinner. It will stay up until dinner tomorrow."

Their classes went by quickly because no one paid attention. The buzz had grown had grown into something huge. Everyone couldn't stop talking about 'Wizard Idol.' And some of the gossip going around about it was insane.

That evening Harry, Ron and Hermione walked down to dinner. They could barely get into the great hall because of the huge crowd of students in the entrance hall. Everyone wanted to sign up for the contest.

"I'm glad we decided to wait until tomorrow to sign up." Hermione said as the tree took their usual spots at the Gryffindor table. They could sat anywhere though because it was completely deserted.

"Yeah, maybe the rush will die down by breakfast tomorrow." Harry sighed, thinking about the huge crowd of people in the entrance hall. "I wouldn't want to have that many people watch me sign up."

"So you are going to sign up, right?" Ron asked because earlier that day Harry wasn't quite so sure.

"Yes, but I don't know what to sing." Harry grabbed some treacle pudding that had just appeared on the table.

"I enchanted my CD player to work on the grounds. You can borrow it tonight." Hermione offered.

"Thanks 'Mione." Harry smiled "I hope you have some good music to choose from."

That night Harry listened to all of Hermione's CDs. He found that he really liked track #6 of an unlabeled CD. It was unlike any music Harry had ever heard but he loved it!

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The next morning he took the CD player with him to breakfast and decided to ask Hermione what it was.

"'Mione, this was my favorite song but the CD isn't labeled. What is it?" Harry handed her the CD player.

She slipped the headphones over her ears and immediately began to laugh.

"Harry you must some kind of fag! This is from 'Phantom of the Opera'. Only girls and very flamboyant men listen to this kind of music" she giggled "But 'Music of the Night' is a great song. You should sing it."

"Haha...Harry is sing a fag song...Hahahaha." Ron said laughing his head off.

Oh, thanks for the support, Ron." Harry said sarcastically. "So what song are you doing?"

"um....er....I'm doing...um..."

"He is doing 'Tearin' Up My Heart' by NSYNC" Hermione butted in.

Now it was Harry's turn to double over in laughter. "Your doing...hahaha...NSync...hahahaha..."

Once Harry's laughing fit had cooled down he realized that Malfoy had been watching them from the Slytherin table all along. The blonde boy boy had a paper crane in his hand. He raised an eyebrow and blew the crane in Harry's direction.

Harry unfolded to bird and looked at the animation inside. It was a picture of Ron and Harry kissing. There was a neon sign flashing over their heads that said 'fag city'.

Harry glared at Malfoy and gave him the finger. Malfoy put up his middle finger, too. He slowly and suggestively licked it. Harry scowled and rolled his eyes.

Ron looked over Harry's shoulder and saw the sketching that Draco had drawn. He was pissed.

"Lets draw a picture of us beating him to a pulp." Ron hissed in Harry's ear.

"No I have a better idea that freak him out." Harry whispered.

He drew a picture of him and Draco kissing. He folded it into a paper crane and blew it to Malfoy. Draco unfolded it and looked at it for a second. At Harry and Ron's surprise, he didn't freak out. Instead he looked up at Harry and licked his lips. Both of the Gryffindor boys' jaws dropped.

Still staring in awe Harry said "I have to go sign up." He grabbed his books and got up.

"Yeah, me too" Ron followed him.

"What's going on...Wait for me!" Hermione chased after them.

When the three reached the entrance hall, they seemed to have absorbed the shock.

Ron was infuriated "Bloody hell, What does he think he is playing at!"

"I don't know but he is fucking insane." Harry muttered to himself.

"Oh my gods, look" Hermione pointed to the list "Malfoy signed up."

"I didn't know he could sing." Ron said.

"I guess there is a lot of things we don't know about Malfoy" Harry muttered aloud.

A/N: So there it is. I hope y'all liked it. Now see that button in the bottom left corner. CLICK IT!!!!!!