Disclaimer: The only thing that's mine in this story are the classmates of the Marauders. Everything else is property of J.K. Rowling.
Reaka: Welcome everyone! I promise you this fanfic is nothing like "What's Worse than a Harry and Dumbledore Romance." Believe me! I almost puked myself when I wrote it. So don't worry about that. Now that that's settled, on with the fic!
What the Hell?
"James! I don't wanna go to Care for Magical Creatures! We don't do much in there!" Remus complained as he and James walked to their next class.
"I know! Today we're observing the behavior of Flobberworms! Of all things! Flobber-worms! They don't even do anything!"
"And after that, we're dissecting Blast-Ended Skrewts too. So that can't be too bad!"
"For a werewolf."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Oh nothing!"
They were just about to leave when their friend, Sirius, stopped them. James became instantly hyper. Remus looked on, smiling at them.
"Hey guys!" Sirius said. "Can I use you two as guinea pigs for my potion?"
"Why?" Remus asked. "The last time we tried that, let's just say James was singing soprano for a while."
"And then the time before that," James chimed in, "Remus had breasts so big, gay and straight man, alike, were trying to get some of him."
"All right! I get it!" Sirius exclaimed. "This is a personality switching potion. If it works, James will act like you, and vice versa."
"Can't be too bad," Remus said, "it's not like I'll be growing breasts soon."
"And I, hopefully, won't be singing soprano again." James replied.
Sirius poured each of them a goblet to drink. Remus and James tapped glasses.
"Cheers." James said.
They both drank their drinks. Grimacing, they swallowed them.
"What the hell, Sirius!" James exclaimed. "This stuff tastes like crap!"
"And how long will this last, once it kicks in?" Remus asked.
"It'll take about thirty seconds to kick in," Sirius said, "and once it does, it'll last all day. 3...2...1..."
Remus had a strange look in his eyes.
"Anybody have any sugar?" he asked.
"Don't you know that stuff makes you extra hyper?" James asked.
"That's why I want it!" Remus said. "I want to see if it really works!"
Sirius handed him some candy. Remus ate it like a greedy toddler. Suddenly, he started bouncing up and down and making random noises. James and Sirius looked at him funny.
"Something tells me things won't go well in Care for Magical Creatures today." James stated.
Reaka: Well, how was that? See? Didn't I tell you it wouldn't be anything like the Harry and Dumbledore one? No! This one has the Marauders in it! If you guys didn't think this chappy wasn't as funny, wait until the next chapters. I promise they'll get better! Until next time, bye!
Reaka: Welcome everyone! I promise you this fanfic is nothing like "What's Worse than a Harry and Dumbledore Romance." Believe me! I almost puked myself when I wrote it. So don't worry about that. Now that that's settled, on with the fic!
What the Hell?
"James! I don't wanna go to Care for Magical Creatures! We don't do much in there!" Remus complained as he and James walked to their next class.
"I know! Today we're observing the behavior of Flobberworms! Of all things! Flobber-worms! They don't even do anything!"
"And after that, we're dissecting Blast-Ended Skrewts too. So that can't be too bad!"
"For a werewolf."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Oh nothing!"
They were just about to leave when their friend, Sirius, stopped them. James became instantly hyper. Remus looked on, smiling at them.
"Hey guys!" Sirius said. "Can I use you two as guinea pigs for my potion?"
"Why?" Remus asked. "The last time we tried that, let's just say James was singing soprano for a while."
"And then the time before that," James chimed in, "Remus had breasts so big, gay and straight man, alike, were trying to get some of him."
"All right! I get it!" Sirius exclaimed. "This is a personality switching potion. If it works, James will act like you, and vice versa."
"Can't be too bad," Remus said, "it's not like I'll be growing breasts soon."
"And I, hopefully, won't be singing soprano again." James replied.
Sirius poured each of them a goblet to drink. Remus and James tapped glasses.
"Cheers." James said.
They both drank their drinks. Grimacing, they swallowed them.
"What the hell, Sirius!" James exclaimed. "This stuff tastes like crap!"
"And how long will this last, once it kicks in?" Remus asked.
"It'll take about thirty seconds to kick in," Sirius said, "and once it does, it'll last all day. 3...2...1..."
Remus had a strange look in his eyes.
"Anybody have any sugar?" he asked.
"Don't you know that stuff makes you extra hyper?" James asked.
"That's why I want it!" Remus said. "I want to see if it really works!"
Sirius handed him some candy. Remus ate it like a greedy toddler. Suddenly, he started bouncing up and down and making random noises. James and Sirius looked at him funny.
"Something tells me things won't go well in Care for Magical Creatures today." James stated.
Reaka: Well, how was that? See? Didn't I tell you it wouldn't be anything like the Harry and Dumbledore one? No! This one has the Marauders in it! If you guys didn't think this chappy wasn't as funny, wait until the next chapters. I promise they'll get better! Until next time, bye!