Author's Note: Hey! Thanks for all the reviews! I luv all of you! You all get Snape plushies!
Warning: Tad bit of SB/RL.
Beware: This was written at 2:32 AM after two bowls of Count Chocola. Mwhahaha.
Stuck in Idiotville
By Lady Stone
"Jingle all the WAY!" Padfoot, Prongs, Snape, and Wormtail sung happily.
"HE-"
"Sing HEY and I'll strangle you!" Moony yelled fiercely.
"You're no fun, Moony!" Wormtail pouted.
"I bloody don't care! Can we, puh-leeze... Look for that damned wand already!?" Moony said huffily.
"Yeah, I'm starting to get dizzy..." Prongs noted.
"Oh Great Wizards! What if we run out of oxygen!?" Wormtail screamed.
"NO! I'll never let my Moony die!" Padfoot sobbed.
"What!? I thought you weren't gay!" Snape insisted.
"I'm not! I'm just Remus-Sexual!"
Moony could be heard growling, "That does not mean-"
"I FOUND THE WAND!" Prongs yelled happily.
"YAY!" Snape, Wormtail, and Moony sang.
"NO!" Padfoot screamed.
"MWHAHAHAHA!!!" Moony laughed evilly.
"Oh God... I think you've drove Moony to insanity, Padfoot..." Prongs grumbled.
"He already was insane..." Snape murmured. "Now, hand me the wand."
"No."
"Why not!?"
"Because you attacked me with a twig!"
"You were deserving of it!"
"I WAS NOT!"
"WAS TOO!"
"WAS NOT!"
"WAS TOO!"
"I LIKE CHEESE!"
"Erm... Wormtail?"
"Yeah...?"
"STAY OUT OF OUR FIGHT!" Prongs yelled.
"But I didn't say anything..."
"Then..." Prongs thought for a moment, "PADFOOT!"
"What!? I do like cheese!"
"Freak..." Snape muttered.
"Hand him the wand, Prongs! I'm getting tired!" Moony yelped.
"Then go to sleep!" Prongs said huffily.
"Yeah, I'm gonna lay down in dark room where Padfoot is hitting on me... Of course!" Moony noted sarcastically.
"Hehehe..." Padfoot laughed happily.
"You sleep in the same dorm room with him!" Wormtail said annoyed.
"So! I have my wand ready then, and I can leave whenever I choose to!" Moony snapped.
"I just want my wand! I'd rather not live out my days here! Especially when it gets to the full moon!" Snape yelled.
"Uh... When's the next full moon, Moony?" Prongs asked worriedly.
"Er... Tomorrow..."
"Shit! Take the wand Snape! Hurry!" Prongs shoved the wand at Snape.
"Hurry up and give it over!" Snape yelled.
"I did!"
"No, you didn't!"
"Okay, who has the wand!?" Prongs yelled.
"Mwhahaha..." Padfoot laughed evilly.
"Gods no..." Moony grumbled.
"Padfoot! Open the door!" Wormtail whined.
"No!"
"OPEN THE FRICKING DOOR!!!" Moony screeched.
"Calm down Moony!" Prongs said.
"I haven't had any chocolate in two hours!" Moony whined.
"Oh Great Wizards..." Wormtail whispered, "A chocolate-less Moony, is a dangerous Moony."
Prongs and Padfoot snickered. "What do you mean by that!?" Moony asked huffily.
"Nothing... But you freak out." Padfoot said.
"I do not!"
"Do too!"
"Do not!"
"DO TOO!"
"DO NOT!"
"SHUT UP!!!" Snape bellowed. "Now, hand me my wand and kiss and make up!"
"Okay!" Padfoot said cheerfully. A loud smooching sound was heard.
"STOP IT!" Moony screamed. "Why... Why me!?" Moony whined inwardly.
"GIVE ME THE DAMN WAND!" Snape yelled angrily.
"No!"
"YES!"
"WRONG!"
"RIGHT!" Silence. "Maybe..."
"Mary had a little lamb! Little lamb..."
"WORMTAIL!"
"Sorry Moony..." Wormtail said sheepishly.
"GIVE ME MY WAND!"
"FINE!"
"Finally..." Moony grumbled.
"What about the fish guts!?" Padfoot asked happily.
"Fish guts...? Wha...?" Snape asked stupidly. "I don't wanna know. Now, my wand please!"
"Fine, fine..." Padfoot grumbled and handed him the wand. "But we still have fish guts! That's why we're locked in here!"
"Ah... That's what the smell is! I thought it was Snape!" Prongs said happily.
"Hey! I have a wand now!"
"SO!?"
"SO, I'LL CURSE YOU!"
"I DARE YOU!"
"FINE! I WILL!"
"STOP IT!" Wormtail screamed. "I want out of here! Now, do Lumos!"
"Fine..." Snape grumbled. "LUMOS!"
Silence.
"Snape..."
"Shut it, Potter..."
Silence.
"So, who's up for a game of Duck, Duck, Goose?" Padfoot asked eagerly.
Snape growled, "No, besides if we did. We couldn't see the game. It would turn into a violent Duck, Duck, Goose..."
"Well, we gotta do something! I mean, after you're malfunctioning wand!" Wormtail murmured.
"My wand is fine! This isn't even my wan-... Hey! It feels exactly the same as that twig! DAMNIT!" Snape bellowed.
"Duck... Duck... Duck..." Padfoot started.
"No." Prongs said firmly.
"WHAT!? Even you don't wanna play!?" Padfoot whined.
"I'll play!" Wormtail insisted.
"But it's not fun with only two people!" Padfoot whined again.
"Shut your trap..." Moony growled.
"Marco Polo!" Peter suggested happily.
"God... No! We are so not playing Violent Marco Polo!" Moony grumbled.
"Marco!" Padfoot yelled.
"POLO!" Wormtail yelled.
A loud crash was heard. "MY LEG! I THINK I BROKE MY LEG!" Padfoot started screaming.
Prongs was heard slapping his forehead, "Great Wizards... No."
"YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS!" Snape bellowed.
"I said that already!" Moony argued.
"So!? I'm saying it again!" Snape growled.
"JINGLE BELLS!"
"You've broken your leg but still have time enough to sing Jingle Bells!?" Moony screamed.
"JINGLE ALL THE WAY!" Wormtail joined in.
"It keeps the pain away!" Padfoot explained easily.
"God..." Moony mumbled.
"Damn twig..." Snape sighed, "I suppose I shall befriend you... Everyone else is annoying as hell... I shall bid you Eddie the Elf!" Snape said happily.
If the lights were on, everyone would see the look of sheer terror on Moony's face.
"So, Eddie the Elf. How are you this evening?" Snape asked.
"JINGLE BELLS! JINGLE BELLS!" Padfoot and Wormtail sung happily.
"Moony...?" Prongs asked uncertainly.
"Yeah, Prongs?"
"Erm... I'm afraid."
"Me too, Prongs... Me too."
Warning: Tad bit of SB/RL.
Beware: This was written at 2:32 AM after two bowls of Count Chocola. Mwhahaha.
Stuck in Idiotville
By Lady Stone
"Jingle all the WAY!" Padfoot, Prongs, Snape, and Wormtail sung happily.
"HE-"
"Sing HEY and I'll strangle you!" Moony yelled fiercely.
"You're no fun, Moony!" Wormtail pouted.
"I bloody don't care! Can we, puh-leeze... Look for that damned wand already!?" Moony said huffily.
"Yeah, I'm starting to get dizzy..." Prongs noted.
"Oh Great Wizards! What if we run out of oxygen!?" Wormtail screamed.
"NO! I'll never let my Moony die!" Padfoot sobbed.
"What!? I thought you weren't gay!" Snape insisted.
"I'm not! I'm just Remus-Sexual!"
Moony could be heard growling, "That does not mean-"
"I FOUND THE WAND!" Prongs yelled happily.
"YAY!" Snape, Wormtail, and Moony sang.
"NO!" Padfoot screamed.
"MWHAHAHAHA!!!" Moony laughed evilly.
"Oh God... I think you've drove Moony to insanity, Padfoot..." Prongs grumbled.
"He already was insane..." Snape murmured. "Now, hand me the wand."
"No."
"Why not!?"
"Because you attacked me with a twig!"
"You were deserving of it!"
"I WAS NOT!"
"WAS TOO!"
"WAS NOT!"
"WAS TOO!"
"I LIKE CHEESE!"
"Erm... Wormtail?"
"Yeah...?"
"STAY OUT OF OUR FIGHT!" Prongs yelled.
"But I didn't say anything..."
"Then..." Prongs thought for a moment, "PADFOOT!"
"What!? I do like cheese!"
"Freak..." Snape muttered.
"Hand him the wand, Prongs! I'm getting tired!" Moony yelped.
"Then go to sleep!" Prongs said huffily.
"Yeah, I'm gonna lay down in dark room where Padfoot is hitting on me... Of course!" Moony noted sarcastically.
"Hehehe..." Padfoot laughed happily.
"You sleep in the same dorm room with him!" Wormtail said annoyed.
"So! I have my wand ready then, and I can leave whenever I choose to!" Moony snapped.
"I just want my wand! I'd rather not live out my days here! Especially when it gets to the full moon!" Snape yelled.
"Uh... When's the next full moon, Moony?" Prongs asked worriedly.
"Er... Tomorrow..."
"Shit! Take the wand Snape! Hurry!" Prongs shoved the wand at Snape.
"Hurry up and give it over!" Snape yelled.
"I did!"
"No, you didn't!"
"Okay, who has the wand!?" Prongs yelled.
"Mwhahaha..." Padfoot laughed evilly.
"Gods no..." Moony grumbled.
"Padfoot! Open the door!" Wormtail whined.
"No!"
"OPEN THE FRICKING DOOR!!!" Moony screeched.
"Calm down Moony!" Prongs said.
"I haven't had any chocolate in two hours!" Moony whined.
"Oh Great Wizards..." Wormtail whispered, "A chocolate-less Moony, is a dangerous Moony."
Prongs and Padfoot snickered. "What do you mean by that!?" Moony asked huffily.
"Nothing... But you freak out." Padfoot said.
"I do not!"
"Do too!"
"Do not!"
"DO TOO!"
"DO NOT!"
"SHUT UP!!!" Snape bellowed. "Now, hand me my wand and kiss and make up!"
"Okay!" Padfoot said cheerfully. A loud smooching sound was heard.
"STOP IT!" Moony screamed. "Why... Why me!?" Moony whined inwardly.
"GIVE ME THE DAMN WAND!" Snape yelled angrily.
"No!"
"YES!"
"WRONG!"
"RIGHT!" Silence. "Maybe..."
"Mary had a little lamb! Little lamb..."
"WORMTAIL!"
"Sorry Moony..." Wormtail said sheepishly.
"GIVE ME MY WAND!"
"FINE!"
"Finally..." Moony grumbled.
"What about the fish guts!?" Padfoot asked happily.
"Fish guts...? Wha...?" Snape asked stupidly. "I don't wanna know. Now, my wand please!"
"Fine, fine..." Padfoot grumbled and handed him the wand. "But we still have fish guts! That's why we're locked in here!"
"Ah... That's what the smell is! I thought it was Snape!" Prongs said happily.
"Hey! I have a wand now!"
"SO!?"
"SO, I'LL CURSE YOU!"
"I DARE YOU!"
"FINE! I WILL!"
"STOP IT!" Wormtail screamed. "I want out of here! Now, do Lumos!"
"Fine..." Snape grumbled. "LUMOS!"
Silence.
"Snape..."
"Shut it, Potter..."
Silence.
"So, who's up for a game of Duck, Duck, Goose?" Padfoot asked eagerly.
Snape growled, "No, besides if we did. We couldn't see the game. It would turn into a violent Duck, Duck, Goose..."
"Well, we gotta do something! I mean, after you're malfunctioning wand!" Wormtail murmured.
"My wand is fine! This isn't even my wan-... Hey! It feels exactly the same as that twig! DAMNIT!" Snape bellowed.
"Duck... Duck... Duck..." Padfoot started.
"No." Prongs said firmly.
"WHAT!? Even you don't wanna play!?" Padfoot whined.
"I'll play!" Wormtail insisted.
"But it's not fun with only two people!" Padfoot whined again.
"Shut your trap..." Moony growled.
"Marco Polo!" Peter suggested happily.
"God... No! We are so not playing Violent Marco Polo!" Moony grumbled.
"Marco!" Padfoot yelled.
"POLO!" Wormtail yelled.
A loud crash was heard. "MY LEG! I THINK I BROKE MY LEG!" Padfoot started screaming.
Prongs was heard slapping his forehead, "Great Wizards... No."
"YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS!" Snape bellowed.
"I said that already!" Moony argued.
"So!? I'm saying it again!" Snape growled.
"JINGLE BELLS!"
"You've broken your leg but still have time enough to sing Jingle Bells!?" Moony screamed.
"JINGLE ALL THE WAY!" Wormtail joined in.
"It keeps the pain away!" Padfoot explained easily.
"God..." Moony mumbled.
"Damn twig..." Snape sighed, "I suppose I shall befriend you... Everyone else is annoying as hell... I shall bid you Eddie the Elf!" Snape said happily.
If the lights were on, everyone would see the look of sheer terror on Moony's face.
"So, Eddie the Elf. How are you this evening?" Snape asked.
"JINGLE BELLS! JINGLE BELLS!" Padfoot and Wormtail sung happily.
"Moony...?" Prongs asked uncertainly.
"Yeah, Prongs?"
"Erm... I'm afraid."
"Me too, Prongs... Me too."