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Reaka: Hello my loyal fans! First off, I'm really sorry this took so long in uploading. I had writer's block right after the second chapter, and I wasn't sure what to do with it. I hope you understand? Second, thank you to all my reviewers! I'm so glad you liked it! It makes me feel so special inside!
Lupin: Enough of your damn rambling and get on with the fricken story already!
Reaka: Lupin! Shouldn't you be in the chapter and not here?
Lupin: I'm not in the chapter.
Reaka: So teleport yourself all the way to "Ruroni Kenshin Underwear Models" (my other story. Please read it even if you're not a Kenshin fan?) and count the votes for our next underwear dance!
Lupin: Fine. (walks away)
Reaka: Now that that's over with, let's get on with Chapter 3 of What the hell!
James is Pissed Off.
James found himself glad that Remus wasn't in his next class with him. That was probably the most disturbing Care of Magical Creatures class he had ever had. But any class would be disturbing with Lupin in it with the way he was acting now. Transfiguration was his next class.
"Good," he thought. "Now I can pick a bone or two with Sirius. I'll make sure he pays for making me drink this potion."
Sirius was lounging in his seat when James walked in. Sirius smiled and waved to his friend, and James gave him the bird.
"Is there something wrong, James?"
"Nothing really, except that Remus is very disturbing when he's hyper. Why did you let me drink your damn potion?"
"Hey! You're the one that volunteered!"
"So how long is this stuff going to last us?"
"All day. Didn't I tell you this already?"
"I must've forgot. I've been holding in my anger all day. I can't believe Remus is this calm on a regular basis."
"Or that you're so hyper? Tell me what happened in Care for Magical Creatures."
James told Sirius everything that happened at their last class. Sirius laughed so hard Professor MaGonagall's lesson was interrupted.
"Mr. Black," she said, "do you care to share with the class what it is that James told you that's so funny?"
"Not really," he answered her. "It might disturb you."
"I see," she replied. "Mr. Potter, you seem surprisingly calm. It's as if you and Mr. Lupin switched bodies or something."
"Close enough," James muttered to himself.
"What was that?" the professor asked.
"Nothing," he answered her. " I'm just talking to myself."
MacGonagall shrugged and went back to her lesson. Sirius looked over to where Snape was sitting. Snape was looking at James curiously. Sirius stuck his tongue out and wiggled it at him. Snape looked away, disturbed.
"So, Sirius, how do you think Wormtail's handling Mr. Hyper Moony?"
"Prongs, I don't think he'll notice."
Throughout the whole lesson, MacGonagall kept looking over to James and Sirius expecting James to be his usual hyper self. She didn't understand what was going on.
"What the hell?" she thought to herself.
Well, sorry, but that's it. I'm sorry it's so short, but I'm not very motivated at the moment. The next chapter, I promise will be funnier and longer. Please review! Please? Don't kill me because this chapter wasn't as funny! Please don't kill me!
Reaka: Hello my loyal fans! First off, I'm really sorry this took so long in uploading. I had writer's block right after the second chapter, and I wasn't sure what to do with it. I hope you understand? Second, thank you to all my reviewers! I'm so glad you liked it! It makes me feel so special inside!
Lupin: Enough of your damn rambling and get on with the fricken story already!
Reaka: Lupin! Shouldn't you be in the chapter and not here?
Lupin: I'm not in the chapter.
Reaka: So teleport yourself all the way to "Ruroni Kenshin Underwear Models" (my other story. Please read it even if you're not a Kenshin fan?) and count the votes for our next underwear dance!
Lupin: Fine. (walks away)
Reaka: Now that that's over with, let's get on with Chapter 3 of What the hell!
James is Pissed Off.
James found himself glad that Remus wasn't in his next class with him. That was probably the most disturbing Care of Magical Creatures class he had ever had. But any class would be disturbing with Lupin in it with the way he was acting now. Transfiguration was his next class.
"Good," he thought. "Now I can pick a bone or two with Sirius. I'll make sure he pays for making me drink this potion."
Sirius was lounging in his seat when James walked in. Sirius smiled and waved to his friend, and James gave him the bird.
"Is there something wrong, James?"
"Nothing really, except that Remus is very disturbing when he's hyper. Why did you let me drink your damn potion?"
"Hey! You're the one that volunteered!"
"So how long is this stuff going to last us?"
"All day. Didn't I tell you this already?"
"I must've forgot. I've been holding in my anger all day. I can't believe Remus is this calm on a regular basis."
"Or that you're so hyper? Tell me what happened in Care for Magical Creatures."
James told Sirius everything that happened at their last class. Sirius laughed so hard Professor MaGonagall's lesson was interrupted.
"Mr. Black," she said, "do you care to share with the class what it is that James told you that's so funny?"
"Not really," he answered her. "It might disturb you."
"I see," she replied. "Mr. Potter, you seem surprisingly calm. It's as if you and Mr. Lupin switched bodies or something."
"Close enough," James muttered to himself.
"What was that?" the professor asked.
"Nothing," he answered her. " I'm just talking to myself."
MacGonagall shrugged and went back to her lesson. Sirius looked over to where Snape was sitting. Snape was looking at James curiously. Sirius stuck his tongue out and wiggled it at him. Snape looked away, disturbed.
"So, Sirius, how do you think Wormtail's handling Mr. Hyper Moony?"
"Prongs, I don't think he'll notice."
Throughout the whole lesson, MacGonagall kept looking over to James and Sirius expecting James to be his usual hyper self. She didn't understand what was going on.
"What the hell?" she thought to herself.
Well, sorry, but that's it. I'm sorry it's so short, but I'm not very motivated at the moment. The next chapter, I promise will be funnier and longer. Please review! Please? Don't kill me because this chapter wasn't as funny! Please don't kill me!