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Stuck In Idiotville
by Lady Stone
BANG! The door flew open and Snape made a squeal of delight. Wormtail grinned and smugly handed Padfoot his wand.
"Damn... I was hoping it wouldn't work..." Padfoot muttered and shoved the wand in his pocket.
Moony sighed with relief and stood up, "I'm free... I'm free..."
"Thank Great Wizards, I'm alive after that..." Prongs announced, standing up carefully. He quickly made his way to the door and stood out in the hallway, grinning from ear to ear.
"Well, lets get out of this hellhole..." Moony smirked and walked into the hallway as well.
"But I don't wanna..." Padfoot moaned and crossed his arms pitifully.
Moony and Prongs sighed while Wormtail frowned, "Well, I suppose you could stay by yourself..."
"No! I want Moony to stay with me!" Padfoot winked at Moony.
Snape growled, "Gross..." He muttered and turned toward the door, " Well, you and Wolfie can get all kissy-faced in your bedroom..."
Moony's face twisted in horror as he turned to Prongs, "PRONGS!? What if Padfoot JUMPS me!?"
Prongs snickered and patted Moony on the back, "Well, Moony... I think it's time you learned about the birds and the bees-"
"SHUT UP!!!" Moony screamed and covered his ears.
"The birds and the bees?" Wormtail frowned. "What's that?"
Silence.
"Erm... Are you serious?" Prongs issued quickly.
"Uh, yeah...?" Wormtail answered, still confused.
Moony cleared his throat, "Well, Wormtail, dear 'ole pal... When a woman and a man-"
"Or in Black and Lupin's case, a man and a man..." Snape interjected.
Prongs snickered and Moony glared, "Shut it, Snivellus..."
Padfoot snickered and looked at Wormtail, "When two people like each other enough, they decide to... Erm... Uh... Prongs!? Help me out here!"
Prongs frowned, "I really don't think I can... My father didn't even tell me... I just knew..."
"Yeah..." Moony grumbled.
"Here." Snape began and picked up the two pieces that was once Eddie the Elf, "Let me demonstrate... Pretend these two pieces are two people... Well,..." Snape went through with directing the two sticks to interact...
"They wrestle?" Wormtail asked confused.
Silence.
"Uh... Sure." Padfoot concluded happily.
"We'll leave it at that..." Prongs insisted.
Snape walked out into the hallway and headed for his dorms, muttering, "I cannot believe I just spent my Saturday locked in a dark room with the Marauders and finished up with attempting to explain to Pettigrew the 'birds and the bees'..."
The Marauders watched after him slowly, "You know, that guy has a problem..." Padfoot insisted.
"And you don't?" Moony muttered.
"'Course not! I'm perfectly fine!" Padfoot sung happily as he skipped down the hallway and out of sight.
Moony coughed and turned toward Prongs, "He won't attack me in my sleep, will he?"
Prongs grinned, "I wouldn't go to sleep for a while, Moony..."
Moony grumbled and walked down the hallway slowly. Prongs snickered and followed after.
Once everyone had evacuated the hallway, Wormtail stood solely in the middle of the dark passage. He frowned thoughtfully, "But why would the birds and the bees wrestle each other?"
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Two nights later the Marauders were slowly making their way down to dinner, usually they'd be running to catch the first bite, but they seemed to be tired from last night's activities...
Last night happened to be the full moon where the real Moony, Padfoot, Prongs, and Wormtail ran throughout the Forbidden Forest. But that is not our story... Maybe some other time...
Wormtail stumbled forward as Prongs carefully caught him, "Be careful." Prongs muttered as he attempted to hide a yawn.
"Mmm... Green Jell-O..." Padfoot gurgled from the right as he was seen with his eyes closed and licking an imaginary spoon.
"He's gonna run into a wall or something..." Moony frowned at his friend.
Prongs shrugged and thumped Padfoot on the back, making Padfoot run into the stone wall. Padfoot sighed and fell to his knees, asleep.
"Just leave him there..." Prongs muttered to a worried Moony and hurried along.
The three marauders walked into the Great Hall and took a seat carefully at their table. Wormtail happily devoured down everything in sight, along with Moony's beloved pair of mittens...
"My mittens..." Moony sobbed while Prongs gave him a sympathetic look. "Padfoot gave them to me..." Moony sniffed as Prongs raised a careful eyebrow. Moony blushed and didn't say anything for the rest of the meal.
The three marauders slowly trudged back up to Gryffindor Tower, and had to dissemble Padfoot from Mrs. Norris on the way... The poor feline had walked over to Padfoot when he was seemingly knocked out, resulting in Padfoot believing Mrs. Norris was a bowl of green Jell-O...
When the four boys were sitting on their dorm room floor (Padfoot now fully awake while looking at Moony devilishly and Moony glaring back at him.) Prongs cleared his throat, "We have yet to play a prank on the Slytherins in nearly a week... So, anyone have any ideas...?"
Moony frowned, "We could cast an invisibly charm on their clothes?"
Wormtail shuddered, "No, that'd just be disturbing..."
"We could test out the charm on Moony's clothes..." Padfoot added hopefully.
Moony smacked his forehead, instantly regretting announcing his idea.
Prongs rolled his eyes and whined, "We have to do something!"
"Make Pixies attracted to their shampoo?" Wormtail asked hopefully.
"I don't think they use shampoo..." Moony began.
"Or they can't because that idiot Malfoy uses up the entire inventory of shampoo for his eyebrows..." Padfoot interjected.
The others snickered, "Well, how about we take a kitchen run and figure it out on the way?" Wormtail moaned.
"Sure." Prongs patted his stomach and stood up. "Let's go..."
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The Marauders were walking easily down the hallway when a meowing sound was heard from far away. Prongs looked terrified and hissed, "Dear God... It's Mrs. Norris, she's probably out for revenge on Padfoot for gnawing on her!"
The Marauders looked at Wormtail's watch and realized it was after hours, they quickly sprinted into a nearby room, slamming the door shut behind them.
When the meowing decreased by one hundred percent, Padfoot made to open the door and coming upon the realization that the door was indeed locked. The Marauders sighed in frustration upon realizing that it was incredibly dark in the room also...
"I believe we're in the same room..." Moony grumbled as Padfoot squealed with delight. "Now, does anyone have a wand?"
Everyone was silent as they all realized that, indeed so, their wands were carefully placed on Prongs' bed... Wormtail sighed. "This isn't fair..."
"It most certainly isn't..." A greasy voice from the far corner was heard.
"AHHH!" Wormtail shrieked.
"Not AGAIN!?" Moony whined and threw himself to the floor.
"Yes, Wolfie... Again. I got myself stuck in here, as did you..." Snape grumbled.
"How the heck did you get stuck in here!?" Prongs asked wondrously.
"Erm... I was paying tribute..."
"Uh, to what?" Padfoot asked curiously.
"To Eddie." Snape ended simply as Moony was heard knocking his head against the wall...
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Sincerely,
Stone
PS: MY BIRTHDAY IS THE 7TH!!! I'LL BE FIFTEEN! MWHAHAHA...