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Reaka: Sorry about the last chapter being crap, but you guys seemed not to mind. Here's the fourth chapter. Um...I don't know what to say about it. Except that Remus is still hyper. And...yeah. So let's get it on!
Divination
Peter didn't know what to say or do as he watched Remus bouncing up and down on his chair. He knew nothing of the potion that was drunk before their classes began, so poor Peter was scared shitless.
"Remus, what happened to you?"
"Didn't James or Sirius tell you? James and I drank some Personality Switching potion, so now I'm acting like James, and James is acting like me! Isn't that funny?!"
He started cackling very loudly. The whole class went quiet and stared at the hyper werewolf. The teacher, Professor Hinspock (A/N: I don't know the name of the former teacher before Professor Trelawney. Pretend this is her and bear with me.) stopped what she was explaining and looked at him too.
"Can I move Professor? Just for this class? Remus is scary!" Peter said.
Hinspock walked up to where Peter and Remus were located and stepped in front of them.
"Lupin, let me see you hand," she said. Remus presented his hand. Hinspock tried to get it, but Remus slipped it away fast. He did this three more times until Hinspock grabbed it.
"Hm, I see," she muttered. Then she turned to the class.
"This one will kill someone at the end of the day," she told them. Everyone else nodded in approval, for unlike her successor all her predictions came true.
When Hinspock left the class doing her own thing, Remus and Peter used this time to talk.
"Remus, what have we said about taking one of Sirius's potions?" Peter asked.
"Not to do it? HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHA! I broke a rule! I broke a rule!"
"Remus, you are a freak, you know that?"
"Yes, I know. And I'm loving it! So much, I'm going to sing and dance!"
Remus stood up. The class turned to look at him. He smiled once he realized that he had an audience and went to Hinspock's CD player.
"Mr. Lupin, what the are you doing, and what the hell are you on?" Hinspock asked.
"You should know! You're the psychic!" Lupin exclaimed. "AND WITH MY DANCING! I'LL MAKE THIS CLASS SCREAM!"
"You even try to step to the beat, and I'll take five points off Gryffindor!" Hinspock threatened.
"Try it! We'll win the House Cup in the end anyway! We always do! Now, I need Peter! Come here will you?"
Peter slowly walked to the front of the class. He shook as he walked. There was silence in the whole room.
"Stand over there and look pretty! Now, when I point at you, you must dance with me. Who can play piano?"
"Mr. Lupin, that is enough!" Hinspock exclaimed.
"STUPEFY! Now a piano player?"
A blonde girl stood up and conjured up a piano. A red-haired boy went to Hinspock's desk and turned it into a drum set. Two twin girls said they'd be back up singers, and two twin boys did a guitar and bass.
"All right, do you know what song we're playing?" Lupin asked. No one knew.
"We're going to play Queen's 'Don't Stop Me Now'. I hope you all know that song?"
Conveniently, all of the volunteer witches and wizards were Muggle-born. Remus got lucky. The piano started to play.
"Tonight I'm going to have myself a real good time. I feel ali-I-I-ive! And the world, we'll turn it inside out yeah! I'm floating around in ecstacy! So"
The girls picked up at their parts.
"Don't stop me now! Don't stop me Cause I'm having a good time Having a good time!" The music kicked up.
"I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity! I'm a racing car, passing by Like Lady Godiva! I'm gonna go go go there's not stopping me. I'm burning through the sky! Two hundred degrees That's why they call me Mister Farenheit! Travling at the speed of light I'm gonna make a super-sonic man out of you!"
Peter was dancing like a maniac. He even started to do the worm. The class was clapping their hands and cheeing.
"Don't stop me now! I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball. Don't stop me now If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call! Don't stop me now (Cause I'm having a good time!) Don't stop me now (Yes I'm having a good time!) I don't wanna stop at all.
I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars On a collision course I am a satalite, I'm out of control. I'm a sex machine ready to reload Like an atom bomb About to oh oh oh oh oh explode!
I'm burning through the sky yeah! Two hundred degrees That's why they call me Mister Farenheit! Trav'lin at the speed of light I wanna make a supersonic woman of you!"
The drum beats, and Peter break dances even more.
"Don't stop me Don't stop me Don't stop me. (hey hey hey!) Don't stop me Don't stop me Don't stop me, ooh ooh ooh (I like it!) Don't stop me Don't stop me (Have a good time good time) Don't stop me Don't stop me ah! Oh yeah! All right!"
The musical break kicked in. Remus joined Peter in his horrible break dancing. They started to do the can can, the worm, and all the other old dance moves.
Suddenly, the door banged open, and Dumbledore stood there. The music was cut short, and Remus and Peter stopped mid-worm. Dumbledore looked at the scene around him.
"Fucking stoners," he said. He then turned and walked back to his office.
How was that? Very interesting, or was it a flop? Review and let me know!
Oh yeah! I also want suggestions for James! I have no inspiration when it comes to him because he's so calm now! I need help! Review please!
Reaka: Sorry about the last chapter being crap, but you guys seemed not to mind. Here's the fourth chapter. Um...I don't know what to say about it. Except that Remus is still hyper. And...yeah. So let's get it on!
Divination
Peter didn't know what to say or do as he watched Remus bouncing up and down on his chair. He knew nothing of the potion that was drunk before their classes began, so poor Peter was scared shitless.
"Remus, what happened to you?"
"Didn't James or Sirius tell you? James and I drank some Personality Switching potion, so now I'm acting like James, and James is acting like me! Isn't that funny?!"
He started cackling very loudly. The whole class went quiet and stared at the hyper werewolf. The teacher, Professor Hinspock (A/N: I don't know the name of the former teacher before Professor Trelawney. Pretend this is her and bear with me.) stopped what she was explaining and looked at him too.
"Can I move Professor? Just for this class? Remus is scary!" Peter said.
Hinspock walked up to where Peter and Remus were located and stepped in front of them.
"Lupin, let me see you hand," she said. Remus presented his hand. Hinspock tried to get it, but Remus slipped it away fast. He did this three more times until Hinspock grabbed it.
"Hm, I see," she muttered. Then she turned to the class.
"This one will kill someone at the end of the day," she told them. Everyone else nodded in approval, for unlike her successor all her predictions came true.
When Hinspock left the class doing her own thing, Remus and Peter used this time to talk.
"Remus, what have we said about taking one of Sirius's potions?" Peter asked.
"Not to do it? HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHA! I broke a rule! I broke a rule!"
"Remus, you are a freak, you know that?"
"Yes, I know. And I'm loving it! So much, I'm going to sing and dance!"
Remus stood up. The class turned to look at him. He smiled once he realized that he had an audience and went to Hinspock's CD player.
"Mr. Lupin, what the are you doing, and what the hell are you on?" Hinspock asked.
"You should know! You're the psychic!" Lupin exclaimed. "AND WITH MY DANCING! I'LL MAKE THIS CLASS SCREAM!"
"You even try to step to the beat, and I'll take five points off Gryffindor!" Hinspock threatened.
"Try it! We'll win the House Cup in the end anyway! We always do! Now, I need Peter! Come here will you?"
Peter slowly walked to the front of the class. He shook as he walked. There was silence in the whole room.
"Stand over there and look pretty! Now, when I point at you, you must dance with me. Who can play piano?"
"Mr. Lupin, that is enough!" Hinspock exclaimed.
"STUPEFY! Now a piano player?"
A blonde girl stood up and conjured up a piano. A red-haired boy went to Hinspock's desk and turned it into a drum set. Two twin girls said they'd be back up singers, and two twin boys did a guitar and bass.
"All right, do you know what song we're playing?" Lupin asked. No one knew.
"We're going to play Queen's 'Don't Stop Me Now'. I hope you all know that song?"
Conveniently, all of the volunteer witches and wizards were Muggle-born. Remus got lucky. The piano started to play.
"Tonight I'm going to have myself a real good time. I feel ali-I-I-ive! And the world, we'll turn it inside out yeah! I'm floating around in ecstacy! So"
The girls picked up at their parts.
"Don't stop me now! Don't stop me Cause I'm having a good time Having a good time!" The music kicked up.
"I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity! I'm a racing car, passing by Like Lady Godiva! I'm gonna go go go there's not stopping me. I'm burning through the sky! Two hundred degrees That's why they call me Mister Farenheit! Travling at the speed of light I'm gonna make a super-sonic man out of you!"
Peter was dancing like a maniac. He even started to do the worm. The class was clapping their hands and cheeing.
"Don't stop me now! I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball. Don't stop me now If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call! Don't stop me now (Cause I'm having a good time!) Don't stop me now (Yes I'm having a good time!) I don't wanna stop at all.
I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars On a collision course I am a satalite, I'm out of control. I'm a sex machine ready to reload Like an atom bomb About to oh oh oh oh oh explode!
I'm burning through the sky yeah! Two hundred degrees That's why they call me Mister Farenheit! Trav'lin at the speed of light I wanna make a supersonic woman of you!"
The drum beats, and Peter break dances even more.
"Don't stop me Don't stop me Don't stop me. (hey hey hey!) Don't stop me Don't stop me Don't stop me, ooh ooh ooh (I like it!) Don't stop me Don't stop me (Have a good time good time) Don't stop me Don't stop me ah! Oh yeah! All right!"
The musical break kicked in. Remus joined Peter in his horrible break dancing. They started to do the can can, the worm, and all the other old dance moves.
Suddenly, the door banged open, and Dumbledore stood there. The music was cut short, and Remus and Peter stopped mid-worm. Dumbledore looked at the scene around him.
"Fucking stoners," he said. He then turned and walked back to his office.
How was that? Very interesting, or was it a flop? Review and let me know!
Oh yeah! I also want suggestions for James! I have no inspiration when it comes to him because he's so calm now! I need help! Review please!