Author's Note: Hello everyone! waves I know... I know... It's been over a month! I'm sorry! But I've been really busy with school! I hope you all can forgive me!
Well, here's the SIXTH chapter of your favorite fic! Enjoy!
Warning: Mild SB/RL. There is some SLASH mentioned, meaning man/man relationships. Read if you must...
Stuck in Idiotville
by Lady Stone
"Can we sing a song...?" Wormtail pouted hopefully.
"You have got to be kidding me..." Moony grumbled. "Why even ask the damn question! You know better! I've had to listen to you idiots all sing incredibly stupid songs LAST TIME! I shall not allow you to do so again!" Moony hissed.
"Wow... You'd be a good Professor, Moony..." Prongs noted in amazement.
"Yup. The Professor Of Love..." Padfoot snickered evilly. "Oh, Moony... Please teach me in the ways of love-OUCH!"
"Mwhahahahaha! Bow to the power of Mosquito Man!" Moony howled.
"What the hell!" Snape hissed in confusion.
"He just BIT me! He BIT me!" Padfoot whined. "I wouldn't normally care... But it hurt!"
"Moony!?" Prongs gasped.
"I'm not gonna turn into a werewolf!? Will I!?" Padfoot whimpered.
"Well... He bites into his dinner... And we've never run into rabid, man- flesh eating carrots during a Full Moon..." Wormtail thought aloud.
"That's DIFFERENT! They're not ALIVE!" Padfoot yelped.
"Either will you be if you don't SHUT UP!" Snape yelled.
"Everyone calm down! Padfoot, you'll be fine! Snape, stop yelling! And Moony! STOP GNAWING ON MY ANKLE!" Prongs screamed.
"Sorry... Thought it was a table leg..." Moony grumbled.
"I think he's chocolate-deprived again..." Wormtail wondered.
"Hmm... Anyone got any?" Prongs asked.
"Erm... I have some cauliflower..." Snape offered.
"Uh... No thanks, Snivellus." Prongs insisted.
"Old McDonald had a farm... E-I-E-I-O! And on this farm he had a... DOG! E- I-E-I-O! With a 'woofwoof' there, a 'woofwoof' here-"
"STOP IT!" Padfoot screeched. "I thought Moony told you not to sing, Wormtail!"
"Uh... That was Moony..." Wormtail cowered.
Prongs coughed. "Right, then..."
"Hey, anyone know what time it is...?" Snape asked dully.
"I have a watch! But it's too dark to see it!" Wormtail quipped.
"Moony, love! You have wolf eyes... Can you see Wormtail's watch?" Padfoot asked hopefully.
"Padfoot... He had mistaken my ankle for a table leg... I really don't think he can see much..." Prongs sighed.
"Moony...? Hello?" Wormtail questioned the dark, "He hasn't spoken in a while..."
"NO! MOONY! WAKE UP! I WON'T LET YOU DIE!" Padfoot screamed.
"Please... Just kill me... Please?" Moony whispered aloud.
"YAY! You're alive!" A loud smooching sound was heard.
"I repeat... Please, just kill me." Moony grumbled.
"I will!" A random voice was heard. "Then I can have Padfoot all to myself! Mwhahaha..."
"AHH!" Wormtail screeched.
"Who are you!?" Prongs whimpered.
"KILL ME!" Moony insisted.
"NOT MOONY!" Padfoot yelped.
"KILL ME! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! KILL ME!" Snape bellowed.
"Tis I... dun-dun-dun... Mwpp-lover!" The random voice spoke.
"AHHHH-" Wormtail stopped. "Who!?"
"I get a cameo appearance!" Mwpp-lover sang happily.
"A cameo in what!?" Moony asked, confused.
"In this story!"
"Wha...? Story?" Padfoot contemplated.
"Yup! Story!" Mwpp-lover quipped.
A random bell went off.
"Oh..." Mwpp-lover remarked sadly. "My cameo is over... But I do hope to return! BWHAHAHAHAHA!"
The five others were silent as they saw a flash of light... And Mwpp-lover was forever gone.
"Oh... Why'd she go?" Wormtail sniffed.
"Because she had to..." Prongs said sadly.
"Well, she forgot to kill Moony... Yippee!" Padfoot yelped as Moony grumbled.
"Damn... She didn't take me with her. Oh well... The next time a random person shows up in cameo... Then I shall be gone... FOREVER! MWHAHAHAHA!" Snape laughed hysterically.
"Shut up and go find Eddie!" Prongs insisted.
Snape sobbed and ran to the corner of the room... Knocking Wormtail in the forehead with his knee. Wormtail thumped to the ground... Unconscious.
"Well... Erm, right then..." Moony coughed.
"So... Anyone have any ideas of what to do to pass the time?" Prongs asked aloud.
"Uh... We could... No, that wouldn't work... We don't have lights... Oh! How about-Wait... Wouldn't work either, no peanut butter... OH! I KNOW! We could... Damn! We don't have any strawberry lotion..." Padfoot cursed under his breath.
Silence.
"Anyone else have any other ideas?" Prongs asked hopefully.
"We could... Play Truth or Dare! Wait... Wouldn't work... No lights. Then, just Truth!" Snape interjected from the corner.
"Okay! We'll play Truth!" Prongs said happily as Snape and Padfoot nodded their agreements. Moony moaned and Wormtail made a gurgling noise from the floor...
Author's Note: Sorry it's so short... But I don't feel good... That's why I'm not at school right now. I need to rest my back before I get surgery on it... Fun.
Well, review any questions for the Marauders and Snape playing Truth. Oh, hope Mwpp-lover enjoyed her cameo! Hope everyone else did too! Thanks for everyone who reviewed! You guys are the best!
Sincerely,
Stone
PS: Thanks for all the birthday wishes! They really meant a lot to me! I'M FIFTEEN!!! W00T!!!