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Reaka: After a long wait, you'll finally have Chapter 5 of What the Hell! Doesn't that make you feel special? No? Oh well. Thank you reviewers! I now know what to do with James! Why does Remus have to be a bookworm when he's in character? Oh well. So...yeah. Let's get this chapter going! I bet you're tired of reading my long author notes, so I'm going to let you enjoy the story!
Oh! And for those who don't know, check out my new story "The Weasley Twins meet the Marauders." Chapter 2 for that one will be coming soon!
And for the unfortunate souls that have read "What's Worse Than a Harry and Dumbledore Romance," I really don't think anyone should ever be cursed into reading a Harry and Dumbledore slash. That's why I made the spoof. That, and I wanted to see how many people I wanted to gross out. It worked. Now I'll really get the story started!
Charms
James sat in the classroom before anyone else came in and waited for the bell. The other students were lollygagging until the last minute, and James suddenly didn't want to do that.
"Stupid Personality Potion," he thought to himself. "Why did Sirius have to make me take it?"
At that moment, Peter walked in the classroom. He bounced along to take a seat next to James humming a song that suspiciously sounded like Queen's " Don't Stop me Now."
"What the hell's wrong with you, Wormtail?" James asked. "Your singing is giving me a headache."
Peter told James all about the party Remus started in Divination. James listened to his friend in pure horror. His eyes became as big as almonds.
"Does he not realize how many school rules he's breaking?" he exclaimed. " And he attacked at teacher! He'll be so lucky if he doesn't get suspended!"
"Prongs, you've broken more rules than he has!" Peter exclaimed. "What's with the sudden regard for the rules? Wait! I remember, Sirius's potion."
"Exactly! And when the day's over, I'm going to hex him good."
Professor Flitwick came in the room at that time. He stood on his big, pile of books and smiled fondly at the class.
"Good day class," he said, "today, we're going to learn how to use an Animal Charm. This charm is used to make the person you're using this on act like an animal for one hour. After that, they will not remember what had happened to them. Now to do it, you must wave your wand to make a Concave Hexagon. (A/N: Had to add that. Long term result of being in Geometry. Isn't that right, Reese Craven?) Then you must say Anamalia."
The class did that, and James was the first one to get it done down pat. Flitwick looked at him strangely.
"Mr. Potter!" he exclaimed. "You suddenly caught the hang of this charm fast! Now, you must use it on Mr. Pettigrew and see if it works."
Peter came down to the center of the class where everyone was watching him.
"Pettigrew's gonna be an animal!" Lusious Malfoy yelled out. The class laughed.
"Oh shut up!" Lily Evans said, "Leave him alone Malfoy. Professor Flitwick, may I use Malfoy as a target for my charm?"
Flitwick nodded. Peter stood there, sweating.
"Perform your charm, Mr. Potter," said the professor.
James aimed and made a Concave Hexagon. (A/N: Damn you Geometry!)
"Anamalia!"
Peter's nose started to twitch, and he started acting like a rat. The class laughed at him.
"Ten points to Gryffindor for such a splendid charm!" Flitwick exclaimed. "Now, Ms. Evans, you can perform it on Lusious Malfoy."
"I'll get you, you filthy Mudblood." Lusious cursed.
Lily smiled.
"All the more to make you an animal," Lily said as she waved her wand. " Anamalia!"
Lusious started crawling around the floor. He rubbed up against Flitwick and started to meow. The class stared with nothing to say.
Suddenly, Kitty Lusious caught sight of Rat Peter. Lusious started to hiss then come closer. Rat Peter started to back up slowly. Suddenly, Lusious pounced on Peter! Peter broke free and started scurrying around the room.
"Okay Big Guy!" James exclaimed, holding Lusious back. "That's enough. You leave little Peter Pettigrew alone!"
Lusious looked up at James and started to lick his face. James kept his head back to keep from touching Lucious's tongue. He really didn't want to know where it had been.
Lily came to his rescue by making a leash for Lusious and putting it around his neck. She then tied it to his chair. Lusious sat there, confused. Peter hid at the corner.
Half an hour later, the bell rang. Peter got out of the spell, confused at what he was doing hiding at a corner. Lusious was wondering why he was tied up to a chair. Peter got up and ran to the class, and Lusious was still stuck in the class, screaming to get out.
James and Lily were walking along the halls going to the next class.
"So does this make our relationship a little better?" he asked.
Lily rolled her eyes and walked away.
All right! I'm done with that one! How was that? Was it a good one? Tell me! Tell me! Let me know!
I also have a feeling that I'm spelling Lusious wrong. If I am, will you give me the right spelling please? Thank you! Please review!
Reaka: After a long wait, you'll finally have Chapter 5 of What the Hell! Doesn't that make you feel special? No? Oh well. Thank you reviewers! I now know what to do with James! Why does Remus have to be a bookworm when he's in character? Oh well. So...yeah. Let's get this chapter going! I bet you're tired of reading my long author notes, so I'm going to let you enjoy the story!
Oh! And for those who don't know, check out my new story "The Weasley Twins meet the Marauders." Chapter 2 for that one will be coming soon!
And for the unfortunate souls that have read "What's Worse Than a Harry and Dumbledore Romance," I really don't think anyone should ever be cursed into reading a Harry and Dumbledore slash. That's why I made the spoof. That, and I wanted to see how many people I wanted to gross out. It worked. Now I'll really get the story started!
Charms
James sat in the classroom before anyone else came in and waited for the bell. The other students were lollygagging until the last minute, and James suddenly didn't want to do that.
"Stupid Personality Potion," he thought to himself. "Why did Sirius have to make me take it?"
At that moment, Peter walked in the classroom. He bounced along to take a seat next to James humming a song that suspiciously sounded like Queen's " Don't Stop me Now."
"What the hell's wrong with you, Wormtail?" James asked. "Your singing is giving me a headache."
Peter told James all about the party Remus started in Divination. James listened to his friend in pure horror. His eyes became as big as almonds.
"Does he not realize how many school rules he's breaking?" he exclaimed. " And he attacked at teacher! He'll be so lucky if he doesn't get suspended!"
"Prongs, you've broken more rules than he has!" Peter exclaimed. "What's with the sudden regard for the rules? Wait! I remember, Sirius's potion."
"Exactly! And when the day's over, I'm going to hex him good."
Professor Flitwick came in the room at that time. He stood on his big, pile of books and smiled fondly at the class.
"Good day class," he said, "today, we're going to learn how to use an Animal Charm. This charm is used to make the person you're using this on act like an animal for one hour. After that, they will not remember what had happened to them. Now to do it, you must wave your wand to make a Concave Hexagon. (A/N: Had to add that. Long term result of being in Geometry. Isn't that right, Reese Craven?) Then you must say Anamalia."
The class did that, and James was the first one to get it done down pat. Flitwick looked at him strangely.
"Mr. Potter!" he exclaimed. "You suddenly caught the hang of this charm fast! Now, you must use it on Mr. Pettigrew and see if it works."
Peter came down to the center of the class where everyone was watching him.
"Pettigrew's gonna be an animal!" Lusious Malfoy yelled out. The class laughed.
"Oh shut up!" Lily Evans said, "Leave him alone Malfoy. Professor Flitwick, may I use Malfoy as a target for my charm?"
Flitwick nodded. Peter stood there, sweating.
"Perform your charm, Mr. Potter," said the professor.
James aimed and made a Concave Hexagon. (A/N: Damn you Geometry!)
"Anamalia!"
Peter's nose started to twitch, and he started acting like a rat. The class laughed at him.
"Ten points to Gryffindor for such a splendid charm!" Flitwick exclaimed. "Now, Ms. Evans, you can perform it on Lusious Malfoy."
"I'll get you, you filthy Mudblood." Lusious cursed.
Lily smiled.
"All the more to make you an animal," Lily said as she waved her wand. " Anamalia!"
Lusious started crawling around the floor. He rubbed up against Flitwick and started to meow. The class stared with nothing to say.
Suddenly, Kitty Lusious caught sight of Rat Peter. Lusious started to hiss then come closer. Rat Peter started to back up slowly. Suddenly, Lusious pounced on Peter! Peter broke free and started scurrying around the room.
"Okay Big Guy!" James exclaimed, holding Lusious back. "That's enough. You leave little Peter Pettigrew alone!"
Lusious looked up at James and started to lick his face. James kept his head back to keep from touching Lucious's tongue. He really didn't want to know where it had been.
Lily came to his rescue by making a leash for Lusious and putting it around his neck. She then tied it to his chair. Lusious sat there, confused. Peter hid at the corner.
Half an hour later, the bell rang. Peter got out of the spell, confused at what he was doing hiding at a corner. Lusious was wondering why he was tied up to a chair. Peter got up and ran to the class, and Lusious was still stuck in the class, screaming to get out.
James and Lily were walking along the halls going to the next class.
"So does this make our relationship a little better?" he asked.
Lily rolled her eyes and walked away.
All right! I'm done with that one! How was that? Was it a good one? Tell me! Tell me! Let me know!
I also have a feeling that I'm spelling Lusious wrong. If I am, will you give me the right spelling please? Thank you! Please review!