Author's Note: Hello all! waveth It's Christmas break... Thought I'd give you lucky smucks something to do! So, enjoy!
Well, I was told to continue this extrusion... Or a potato peeler of doom would have been unleashed upon me... 0.o Uh... I'm a tad bit frightened mind you...
I saw ROTK on Friday... It was pretty cool... 'Cept my Orlando darling was barely in there... Still a good film, though.
Warning: This fanfiction contains SB/RL slash. (Slash is same sex relationships.) Tad bit is mentioned, turn back now if you do not approve.
Stuck in Idiotville
by Lady Stone
"Well, who wants to go first?" Prongs asked uncertainly.
"Uh... I guess I will..." Wormtail murmured from his spot on the floor, rubbing his head. He had just awoken a few moments before. "I'm going to ask... Um... Snape!"
Snape made a whining noise from the corner. "Must I respond correctly?"
"Yes, everyone must." Padfoot snapped.
"Or what!?" Snape sniffed.
"Or I'll... I'll... Uh... Tell everyone in school about your devotion to Eddie the Elf!" Padfoot hissed.
"No!" Snape gasped, horrified. "You wouldn't dare!"
"Yes... Yes, I would..." Padfoot gurgled weirdly.
Wormtail let out a small cough, "May I continue now?" He asked uncertainly.
"Yeah... Just go." Moony sighed.
"Snape, what is your deepest, darkest, never-tell-anyone, fearful, horrible- "
"Oh! Just get on with it already!" Prongs quipped.
"Secret." Wormtail finished firmly.
Snape moaned. "That's not fair... I don't have one..."
Silence.
"Oh, come on! Everyone has one!" Moony interjected.
Snape sighed. "Fine... My deepest secret is... Is... I-I... I have a crush on Professor McGonagal!" Snape yelled, sobbing into his hands.
"Oh great wizards..." Prongs breathed as Moony started laughing uncontrollably.
A thud was heard as Wormtail passed out, either from shock or the fact that Padfoot had just accidentally threw half of Eddie at Wormtail's head in the midst of all the drama.
"Yes... It's true..." Snape sniffled. He was silent for a moment, then, "DON'T YOU DARE TELL A SOUL!"
"Uh... I really don't want to repeat that in the first place..." Prongs murmured.
Moony hiccuped, "Don't worry. You don't tell a soul about me, I won't tell a soul about you..."
Snape nodded into the darkness.
Padfoot snickered slightly, "Yup, I've got your back, buddy 'ole pal... Though, I'll tend to use this to my black mailing ways..."
Snape grumbled. "Whatever. My turn. I shall turn the tables on... Uh... How about Potter?"
Prongs gulped. "Must we... Why don't we go onto Moony, perhaps...?"
"Hey!?" Moony snapped.
"No. Wolfie will have his time, now is yours..." Snape smirked coldly into the beckoning dark. "Potter, what's something you've never told anyone?"
"Yeah... What haven't you told us...?" Moony asked curiously.
"Must I answer..." Prongs moaned. "It's terrible... I don't want to repeat it..."
"Yes! You have to!" Padfoot insisted.
"Well... Last year... I was going to visit Professor McGonagal's office because I had a question about the assignment... Then... When I was near the office, I heard... I heard some noises... It was, uh... It was her and Professor Dumbledore... Uh, yeah... I had nightmares for weeks." Even though you couldn't see in the dark room, Prongs' face was a shade curiously the color of puke.
"AHH!" Padfoot cried and curled into fetal position on the floor.
"BAD MENTAL IMAGE! BAD MENTAL IMAGE!" Moony yelped and clawed at his eyes.
"Told you it was bad..." Prongs muttered.
"No!" Snape sniffed. "My Minerva... Why must you do this to me!? Why!?"
Silence.
"Uh... I'm learning too much about Snivellus than I rather would want to..." Padfoot winced as Moony nodded in illusion.
"My turn!" Prongs quipped happily. "I shall be the... PROPOSER OF DOOM! MWHAHAHAHA!"
"Uh... That's wonderful Prongsy..." Padfoot commented lightly.
"Wax-flavored cotton candy... Yum... Must destroy all the Furbys... Must destroy... Eat Jimmy Johns... Eat..." Wormtail gurgled from the corner.
"Riiight... Well, Moony... How about it? I think it's your turn!" Prongs beamed.
Moony shook his head in his hands. "I have a doctor's note... I cannot play Truth for it raises my blood sugar..." Moony said helplessly.
Prongs rolled his eyes, "Sure..."
"No, seriously. I do." A crinkling of paper was heard. "It's been signed by Padfoot."
"The doctor of Love..." Padfoot sung happily.
"Moony! You're playing the game and it's settled!" Prongs snapped.
"Hey! Don't yell at my honey bun!" Padfoot screamed.
"I can yell at him if I want to! You can't do anything about it!" Prongs hissed.
"Yes I can!" A loud thud was heard, followed by screaming and the sounds of punches being thrown.
Moony sighed. "So... How are you Snivellus?"
"Same old, same old..." Snape replied tiredly.
The fighting stopped after a few minutes. "I'm never talking to you again, Sirius Black!"
"Like I care, James Potter!" Padfoot yelled.
"Die Furby... Die..." Peter murmured.
"What are your plans for the weekend, Snivellus?" Moony asked innocently.
"Ah... Nothing much. If I'm out of here I plan to go down to Hogsmeade and get some more sweets... But if I am still here, I plan to hang myself with my shoelaces. You?" Snape asked.
"Well, I was thinking about revising my Defense Against The Dark Arts report... If I'm here... I was pondering, maybe my death or such..." Moony replied.
"That's lovely." Snape said.
"Isn't it just?" Moony nodded slightly.
Still not a sound as Prongs and Padfoot refused to talk, and Peter kept attacking Moony subconsciously, for he thought Moony was an overlarge Furby.
"Oh! For Great Wizards! Just talk, will you!?" Moony complained to Prongs and Padfoot.
"I won't until I hear an apology from... Him." Padfoot sniffed.
"And I, him." Prongs glared.
"This is completely pointless... You guys are sitting right next to each other anyway!" Snape hissed.
"Look... Padfoot, if you apologize to Prongs... I'll... Uh... You know what? It's not worth it. I rather not have you guys talk anyway." Moony sighed.
It was eerily quiet.
"Okay... I can't take it much longer! Would someone say something!?" Moony whined.
"I like cherries." Snape offered and shrugged.
"That's... Just wonderful..." Moony forced a smile in the dark.
"Well... You asked for someone to say something... And I did." Snape replied.
"Yeah... I suppose I did..." Moony coughed.
"Furby... No... Came back to life... Die... Furby" Wormtail gurgled loudly from his corner as no one else made a sound.
Author's Note: Hope you liked it! Well, I'm sorry it's not longer... But I must go out and buy a Birthday present for my friend Helen... Sorry! Well, my back is feeling better! Thanks you guys! Buh-byez! waveth
Sincerely,
Stone