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Reaka: All right. I'm back after a long term of writer's block! My job doesn't help much for new ideas either. Anyways, I'm almost running out of classes. This is the third to last chapter too. All good things must come to an end at one time. But all will be good! Thank you my reviewers for pointing out my spelling mistake. And thank you for reviewing! Now on with the next chapter!
Potions
Remus skipped down the hall in a cheerful way. The kids and professors stared at the very hyper kid. It was a mystery to whether or not the kid was stoned. It made them wonder.
Sirius was waiting for him when he walked into the dungeons for Potions. Remus waved him a wave and sat down right next to him.
"I can really tell the potion's taken an effect on you," Sirius said. " From what I heard from Peter and James anyway."
"Oh yeah! I don't think I'll stop for a while!"
Remus started to cackle. The students in the room looked warily at Remus. Sirius couldn't help but laugh.
"You've definitely got the class thinking you're stoned! This is awesome!"
The bell rang, and the teacher, Professor Hoobastank (A/N: What? It's a lack of a better name okay! Hoobastank rocks!) walked in his classroom.
"Good day class," Hoobastank said, "have you all finished your homework on Personality Potions?"
"I knew there was something I forgot to do!" Remus laughed. "So what now?"
"Ten points from Gryffindor." Hoobastank said. "Why can't you be more like Severus and remember your potions homework?"
"Because I'm not a greasy git," Sirius whispered to Remus. "Who'd want Snivellus as their role model anyway?"
"Not me," Remus whispered back.
They watched as Severus leaned back in his chair and smirked at them as Hoobastank continued to praise him.
"We'll get him while everyone's making their potion," Remus said.
"Good idea," Sirius agreed.
After listening to Hoobastank's grueling lecture about "The Reason" the potion gets so "Out of Control" (A/N: Do the Hoobastank fans get the joke there?) is because an extra ingredient is always forgotten. And to counter it the drinkers must drink water.
The lecture ended, and the students started making the potion.
"Ready Moony?" Sirius asked.
"Oh yeah!" Remus answered. "This'll be fun."
Remus and Sirius casually walked up to where Severus was sitting. Severus looked up. He raised an eyebrow and went back to his potion.
"So Snivellus," Sirius said, "aren't we a little too focused on what we're doing here?"
"Aren't we a little bothersome?" Severus asked. "Or are you coming to admit your undying love for me? Sorry Sirius. I like girls, females. If you know what those are."
"Watch yourself Snape," Sirius threatened.
While all this was going on, Remus took this time to replace some of the ingredients. Severus put the replaced ones in without even looking at them. Sirius was annoying the hell out of him.
"Time's up," Hoobastank announced. "Now you must collect an article of something from a person whose personality you're switching around and put it in your potion."
Severus snatched a hair from Sirius right away.
"Now drink your potion!" Hoobastank said.
Remus and Sirius watched in anticipation as Severus took a sip. Suddenly, his eyes became cloudy, and he stepped up to the class.
"Accio boom box," Remus said. A boom box came to him, and he placed in a cassette tape. The music started to play. The song was "Build me up Buttercup" from the movie "There's Something About Mary"!
Severus started to bob his head. Thin he started singing!
"Why do you build me up! (Build me up!)" (A/N: Sirius and Remus are being background voices.) "Buttercup baby just to let me down (Let me down) And mess me around and then worst of all! (Worst of all!) You never call baby when you say you will (Say you will) But I love you still! I need you! More than anyone darling! You know that I have from the start! So build me up (Build me up) Buttercup Don't break my heart!"
The class looked at Severus very funny.
"Someone needs to get laid!" Remus shouted. This sent the class into fits of laughter. No one could stop, and Snape continued singing!
"I'll be over at ten you tell me time and again, but you're late! I wait around again! (Ba da da!) Do do do do do I can't take anymore it's not you! Why do I need you so? ( Hey hey hey) Baby baby! Try to find! (Hey hey hey) A little time! And I'll make you happy! I'll be home! I'll be beside the phone Waiting for you! Ooooh! Ooooh!
Why do you build me up! (Build me up) Buttercup baby just to let me down (Let me down) And mess me around and then worst of all! (Worst of all) You never call baby when you say you will (Say you will) But I love you still! I need you! (I need you) More than anyone darling! You know that I have from the start! So build me up (Build me up) Buttercup, don't break my heart."
(A/N: There was more to it, but I forgot the words. Yes, Reese, it is possible for me to forget words to a song. I wish I knew them all. So I'll get to the end of the song.)
"I-I-I-I-I need you more than anyone darling! You know that I have from the start! So build me up! (Build me up!) Buttercup, don't break my Build me up (Build me up) Buttercup, don't break my Build me up (Build me up) Buttercup, don't break my heart!"
The music ended, and the class stared at an obviously drugged up Severus as he stood in front of the class doing the Jazz Hands.
"When was the last time you got some ass?" Hoobastank asked.
Reaka: Well, that's about it for this chapter. I dedicate this chapter in memory of choir. Because the school is stupid and Nazi-ish, they think cutting choir from our program is saving them money or something stupid like that. It made me sad, so I dedicate this to choir. LONG LIVE CHOIR! The next chapter will be coming soon.
Reaka: All right. I'm back after a long term of writer's block! My job doesn't help much for new ideas either. Anyways, I'm almost running out of classes. This is the third to last chapter too. All good things must come to an end at one time. But all will be good! Thank you my reviewers for pointing out my spelling mistake. And thank you for reviewing! Now on with the next chapter!
Potions
Remus skipped down the hall in a cheerful way. The kids and professors stared at the very hyper kid. It was a mystery to whether or not the kid was stoned. It made them wonder.
Sirius was waiting for him when he walked into the dungeons for Potions. Remus waved him a wave and sat down right next to him.
"I can really tell the potion's taken an effect on you," Sirius said. " From what I heard from Peter and James anyway."
"Oh yeah! I don't think I'll stop for a while!"
Remus started to cackle. The students in the room looked warily at Remus. Sirius couldn't help but laugh.
"You've definitely got the class thinking you're stoned! This is awesome!"
The bell rang, and the teacher, Professor Hoobastank (A/N: What? It's a lack of a better name okay! Hoobastank rocks!) walked in his classroom.
"Good day class," Hoobastank said, "have you all finished your homework on Personality Potions?"
"I knew there was something I forgot to do!" Remus laughed. "So what now?"
"Ten points from Gryffindor." Hoobastank said. "Why can't you be more like Severus and remember your potions homework?"
"Because I'm not a greasy git," Sirius whispered to Remus. "Who'd want Snivellus as their role model anyway?"
"Not me," Remus whispered back.
They watched as Severus leaned back in his chair and smirked at them as Hoobastank continued to praise him.
"We'll get him while everyone's making their potion," Remus said.
"Good idea," Sirius agreed.
After listening to Hoobastank's grueling lecture about "The Reason" the potion gets so "Out of Control" (A/N: Do the Hoobastank fans get the joke there?) is because an extra ingredient is always forgotten. And to counter it the drinkers must drink water.
The lecture ended, and the students started making the potion.
"Ready Moony?" Sirius asked.
"Oh yeah!" Remus answered. "This'll be fun."
Remus and Sirius casually walked up to where Severus was sitting. Severus looked up. He raised an eyebrow and went back to his potion.
"So Snivellus," Sirius said, "aren't we a little too focused on what we're doing here?"
"Aren't we a little bothersome?" Severus asked. "Or are you coming to admit your undying love for me? Sorry Sirius. I like girls, females. If you know what those are."
"Watch yourself Snape," Sirius threatened.
While all this was going on, Remus took this time to replace some of the ingredients. Severus put the replaced ones in without even looking at them. Sirius was annoying the hell out of him.
"Time's up," Hoobastank announced. "Now you must collect an article of something from a person whose personality you're switching around and put it in your potion."
Severus snatched a hair from Sirius right away.
"Now drink your potion!" Hoobastank said.
Remus and Sirius watched in anticipation as Severus took a sip. Suddenly, his eyes became cloudy, and he stepped up to the class.
"Accio boom box," Remus said. A boom box came to him, and he placed in a cassette tape. The music started to play. The song was "Build me up Buttercup" from the movie "There's Something About Mary"!
Severus started to bob his head. Thin he started singing!
"Why do you build me up! (Build me up!)" (A/N: Sirius and Remus are being background voices.) "Buttercup baby just to let me down (Let me down) And mess me around and then worst of all! (Worst of all!) You never call baby when you say you will (Say you will) But I love you still! I need you! More than anyone darling! You know that I have from the start! So build me up (Build me up) Buttercup Don't break my heart!"
The class looked at Severus very funny.
"Someone needs to get laid!" Remus shouted. This sent the class into fits of laughter. No one could stop, and Snape continued singing!
"I'll be over at ten you tell me time and again, but you're late! I wait around again! (Ba da da!) Do do do do do I can't take anymore it's not you! Why do I need you so? ( Hey hey hey) Baby baby! Try to find! (Hey hey hey) A little time! And I'll make you happy! I'll be home! I'll be beside the phone Waiting for you! Ooooh! Ooooh!
Why do you build me up! (Build me up) Buttercup baby just to let me down (Let me down) And mess me around and then worst of all! (Worst of all) You never call baby when you say you will (Say you will) But I love you still! I need you! (I need you) More than anyone darling! You know that I have from the start! So build me up (Build me up) Buttercup, don't break my heart."
(A/N: There was more to it, but I forgot the words. Yes, Reese, it is possible for me to forget words to a song. I wish I knew them all. So I'll get to the end of the song.)
"I-I-I-I-I need you more than anyone darling! You know that I have from the start! So build me up! (Build me up!) Buttercup, don't break my Build me up (Build me up) Buttercup, don't break my Build me up (Build me up) Buttercup, don't break my heart!"
The music ended, and the class stared at an obviously drugged up Severus as he stood in front of the class doing the Jazz Hands.
"When was the last time you got some ass?" Hoobastank asked.
Reaka: Well, that's about it for this chapter. I dedicate this chapter in memory of choir. Because the school is stupid and Nazi-ish, they think cutting choir from our program is saving them money or something stupid like that. It made me sad, so I dedicate this to choir. LONG LIVE CHOIR! The next chapter will be coming soon.