Disclaimer: Whoever doesn't know that I don't own the characters in this story in any way, should be hunted down and gutted like a fish...right now.

Reaka: Okay then! After a while a waiting, I've finally got a muse! So I'm going to give it to you! This is the second to last chapter of "What the hell" (sniff sniff) so...yeah. Here you go!

Defense Against the Dark Arts

"Where the hell is Remus?" Sirius asked as he, James, and Peter sat in class. "It's not like him to be late."

"Well, don't forget you were the one that made our potion." James reminded him.

"Oh yeah! I did, didn't I?" Sirius joked. "I completely forgot!"

"How could you not forget after that little stunt you and Remus pulled on Snivellus last class?" James asked. "Honestly, I don't even know how many rules you broke with it!"

"And you're one to talk?" Peter asked. "If it wasn't for that personality potion, you'd be going right along with it."

"That's what pisses me off the most," James agreed.

The bell rang, and Remus still wasn't in class. The teacher, Professor Speed took attendance.

"Mr. Lupin is missing?" he asked. "This isn't like him. We're usually waiting for Mr. Potter before class starts."

Right on cue, Remus walked into class. The students stared at him wondering what was going on.

"Ah! Mr. Lupin!" Speed said. "So you've decided to come to class! Now why are you late?"

"I paid tribute to the porcelain god," Lupin answered. No one, except his three friends, knew what he was talking about.

"What?" Speed asked.

"I was making water!" Lupin said, "Answering nature's call! Damn it! I was peeing! You get it now?"

The class nodded.

"Good," Lupin stated. "I ran out of euphemisms anyway."

As if nothing happened, Remus strolled over to his seat and sat down. Right away Speed started teaching the class. Even with James's personality in him, Remus paid attention. It was his favorite class.

"The potion must be wearing off," Sirius said. "A little bit of you is coming back."

"I just like this class!" Remus replied.

It was time for everyone to do their homework. Taking his opportunity, Severus Snape strolled over to the desk where the Marauders were sitting and doing their homework.

"I'll get you for what you did to me," he threatened. "Just you wait. I'll get you back."

"Sorry Snivellus, you can't rape any of us," Sirius replied. "We're all taken and straight. Well, except maybe Pettigrew, but he doesn't like the greasy gits."

"Sorry," Peter said. "You're not my type."

"Sorry Buttercup," Remus said. "Looks as though we built you up again!"

The four teenagers cackled as Severus went back to his seat. Severus looked back at them and flipped them off. Lucky for him, Speed had just turned away from him when he did it.

"I'll get them," he said under his breath. "I'll show them what happens when they make me make an idiot of myself in front of a class. I'll get them all."

While Severus was planning his revenge plan, the four Marauders were thinking of their next prank to do.

"Well, it's settled then," James said. "We're going to do that?"

"Why not?" Sirius asked. "I like it."

"Are you sure it's safe, and it won't hurt anybody?" James asked. "I don't want anybody to get hurt."

"It'll be safe," Peter reassured him. "Trust us James. We'll be safe."

"Safe or not, let's get this prank going!" Remus exclaimed. "I want to see the looks on everyone's faces when we do it!"

"That's the way Remus!" Sirius said. "A man right after my own heart. I love it."

"Don't you though?" Remus said.

"So let's hurry and get our homework done so that we can actually do this stupid prank," James said.

As fast as they could, the Marauders did their homework. Severus started making his revenge plan.

Finally, the bell rang, and the class left the Defense Against the Dark Arts class and went to the Gryffindor Common Room to plan the next prank.

Reaka: What is that prank? You want to know don't you? Do you really want to know? Well, you know what? I'm not telling you! You have to wait forever until I actually write the chapter! Doesn't that suck? For you, it does! Anyway, it'll be the last chapter! So...yeah. See you later!