Author's Note: Is Lady Stone horrible about getting stories out soon? everyone nods

Warning: This fanfiction contain's mild SB/RL slash pairing. This means a same-sex relationship. You've been cautioned.

Stuck in Idiotville

by Lady Stone

Moony sat in the complete silence that the room had overtaken for the last thirty minutes. Normally, he'd be afraid of the Marauder's silence. But, this time was an exception, considering he was welcoming the silence happily.

Snape had crawled into a corner and was thinking how much of his life would be wasted if he were stuck here for the remainder of his life... Which wouldn't be long, considering they didn't have any food.

Wormtail was playing a silent game with himself, the rules were quite simple, actually. They consisted of Wormtail touching his nose in the dark room without missing... So far, he'd made it twice and missed thirteen times. Though, who was counting?

Prongs was grinning stupidily in the silence while thinking about Lily Evans. He wondered briefly if she was missing him as much as he was missing her. Unaware to him, Lily was presently getting hit on by Lucius Malfoy in the library.

Padfoot didn't have a single thought in his head, not unsual for him, of course.

Silence.

"I think I just heard a cricket chirp..." Prongs said aloud carefully.

"No," Wormtail winced, "I just poked myself in my eye."

"Oh."

Silence.

"Anyone hungry?" Prongs asked. A murmur of agreement arouse. "Well, now that's settled... What shall we eat?"

"You mean, who shall we eat." Snape insisted.

"Actually, it'd be whom, Severus." Moony corrected tiredly.

"Shut up, Wolfie." Snape grumbled.

"So... Who is it, then?" Padfoot asked.

"Eat Pettigrew, he'd feed more." Snape smirked.

"NO!" Wormtail yelped fearfully.

Prongs sighed impatiently. "He's just joking, Wormtail."

Snape snickered, "Or am I...?"

Silence.

"Still hungry." Padfoot said grimly.

"Maybe there's a plant in here we can eat...?" Wormtail suggested hopefully.

"I don't like vegetables." Moony responded firmly.

"But, vegetables make you big and tall!" Wormtail argued.

"Oh, trust me... Moony's big, alright!" Padfoot said smugly.

"EW!" Yelped everyone in the room, minus Padfoot who was grinning, and Moony, who was attempting to strangle himself.

"Do not pay any attention to Padfoot... Seriously." Moony spoke after realized strangling himself wasn't working out properly.

"Seriously Sirius!" Padfoot yelped, overjoyed.

"Ugh." Prongs sighed, slumped back against the wall. "I miss Lily..."

"Sad, huh? Considering you'll never see her again and all..." Padfoot shook his head slowly.

Prongs silently started crying.

"Padfoot!" Wormtail yelled.

Padfoot rolled his eyes, "I was kidding, Prongsy."

Prongs sniffed, "No, it's not that... I just want some apple sauce."

Silence.

"Apple... Apple sauce!?" Moony looked deeply disturbed. "How does Lily remind you of apple sauce...?"

Prongs sobbed loudly, "Because she LIKES APPLE SAUCE!" He sobbed even harder.

"Bloody hell, make it stop!" Snape hissed, covering his ears in any attempt to ward off the sobbing sounds. "I'd rather hear Black snogging Lupin than you making that horrid noise, Potter!"

"OKAY!" Padfoot yelled eagerly.

"Wait, no! Sto-" Moony sentence was cut short as Padfoot lept on top of him. "SOMEONE PULL HIM OFF! HUR-" Smooching noises then took place.

Wormtail jumped up to run to Moony's rescue, but whilst running over to him, he tripped over Prong's sobbing form and fell onto Snape, knocking their heads together. Both were unconsious in seconds.

The only sounds occupying the room now were Prongs' sobbing, and Padfoot attempting to snog Moony while Moony was despartely trying to push him off.

To Be Continued...

Author's Note: Hope you enjoyed! I'll definitely make tons more chapters this summer! After June, of course... I'm currently taking Driver's Training... Exciting, huh?