Author's Note: Oh my God... CAN IT BE!? Did Lady Stone actually get a chapter out before a month's time!?
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YES, SHE CERTAINLY DID!
Warning: This fanfiction chapter contains slight mentions of slash (same-sex relationships). Continue at your own risk. You've been cautioned.
by Lady Stone
Ten minutes had passed; Snape and Wormtail were still unconscious, Prongs had ceased sobbing and was now staring at the floor mumbling about Lily, and Moony and Padfoot sat in silence. Not to mention Padfoot's cheek was red and sore after Moony had slapped him for his 'inappropriate' behavior.
"I want out." Moony snapped at no one in particular.
"I want Lily." Prongs moaned pityingly.
"I want Moony. We can't all have what we want..." Padfoot commented sadly.
"No truer words have ever been spoken." Prongs agreed, sighing and shaking his head in exasperation.
Moony growled. "Seriously,-"
"Yes, my Love?" Padfoot asked sweetly.
"Seriously, we need to figure a way out of here!" Moony spoke.
"There is no way out of here! We're stuck here forever!" Prongs starting sobbing once more, curling into fetal position.
"Ugh... THAT IS THE LAST THING I WANTED TO WAKE UP TO, POTTER!" Snape hissed loudly.
Wormtail could be heard groaning. "Oh, Great Wizards! I can't see! I CAN'T SEE! AHHH!" With that, Wormtail jumped up and ran straight forward - in a wall.
Moony rolled his eyes to the sound of Wormtail falling to the floor unconscious. "You've have got to be kidding me! Do you realize how many times someone has been knocked out in this Godforsaken room!?"
Padfoot was silent for a moment, and then he responded. "Well, Prongs once by getting hit with Eddie... Wormtail three times, Snape once, and me once!" Padfoot replied happily.
"What about, Wolfie? He ever been knocked out?" Snape asked coldly.
"Nope." Padfoot said cheerily.
"So..." Prongs spoke.
Silence.
"Oh shit." Moony blinked and jumped up, but Prongs had already caught his legs. Moony fell back on his arse, yelping.
"AHHH! SAVE ME, PADFOOT!" Moony screeched.
Padfoot yelled, "I'll rescue you!" With that he went to pounce on Prongs, only to have Snape pull him back down.
"It's Wolfie's turn! HE DESERVES IT!" Snape tackled Padfoot to the ground.
"NOO! MY PRECIOUS!" Padfoot screamed.
"SHUT UP, BLACK!" Growled Snape.
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"Both of you, STOP IT!" Prongs fumed. He had released Moony, considering Moony had bit his hand and ran to some random spot in the room, unseen by all of them. "He's in a corner somewhere!"
"Yay, Moony!" Padfoot jumped away from Snape happily. "We should play hide-and-seek!"
"Have we not learned anything from playing all those other games in the dark?" Snape asked tiredly.
Silence.
"Nope." Padfoot grinned beside himself.
"I refuse to play." Prongs said simply.
"Me too." Snape added.
"Fine! I'll play with Moony! Moony, here I come!" With that, Padfoot started to walk around the room mindlessly. Within a few moments time, he stopped and yelled, "I FOUND HIM!" With that, he fell to his knees and hugged Moony. "Moony... You've gained some weight..."
"That's not me, Padfoot." Moony's voice came from the other side of the room.
Silence.
"Oh." Padfoot just sat there.
"Mind letting me go, Padfoot?" Came Wormtail's sleepy voice.
"Er... Right." Padfoot walked back to the middle of the room. Tripping over Snape as he went. "What do you think you're doing, sitting there!?" Padfoot hollering.
"Painting a picture of some nude House-Elves." Snape replied sarcastically.
Silence.
" I was kidding!" Snape yelled, and the rest of the room members sighed in relief. "Bloody idiots..." Snape mumbled.
"I think it's pretty late now..." Prongs stifled a yawn. "Perhaps we should get some shut-eye."
"Yeah." Wormtail mumbled and, though unseen, curled up into a ball and fell fast asleep. Prongs too curled up and fell asleep.
"I am not sleeping in the same room as all of you!" Snape hissed.
"Fine, you stay wide awake then!" Moony remarked from a corner of the room. When he fell asleep, Padfoot snuck over and laid down next to him to sleep.
"I'll just stay awake... Yup. No sleeping for Severus... Nope. I don't need any sleep! All I need is a toothpick... And some marshmallows to feed to the toothpick." With that, Snape quickly fell into sleep.
Author's Note: Cute! They're all asleep! Now let's wake them up by clanging pots and pans together! BWHAHAHAHA!
Also, I passed my driver's test! WOO-HOO!
Check out my MWPP, RL/SB humor one-shot: Why I Love You