Author's Note: Aww... All my reviewers make me happy! I was having a crappy day today, and I get online and I see all my reviews! I love all of you guys! You are SO nice! Hehehe... So, I hereby dedicate this chapter to you!

Warning: Mentions of slash (same-sex relationships). You've been forewarned.

Stuck in Idiotville

by Lady Stone

The Marauders and Snape all woke up to a very loud beeping noise. BEEP BEEP BEEP.

"What is that!?" Prongs shouted, covering his ears. "MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!"

"Maybe it's a sign we're going to die!" Wormtail squeaked and started crying.

"IT'S A BOMB!" Padfoot screamed and wrapped his arms around Moony, who narrowed his eyes in annoyance.

Snape was heard muttering something along the lines of "kill me now, kill me now".

"Wormtail?" Moony asked slowly after patting Padfoot on the head to calm him down.

"Yeah, Moony!?" Wormtail yelled over the beeping.

"It's your watch."

Silence.

"Oh." With that, Wormtail tapped the side of his wristwatch, and the beeping ceased quickly.

"Idiots." Snape fumed.

"The beeping meant it's time for breakfast..." Wormtail added.

"You've GOT to be kidding me!" Prongs groaned.

"That's it!" Moony yelled and jumped up. "I suggest we all run at the door, screaming, and smash it down."

"Why do we have to scream?" Padfoot asked.

"JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT!" Moony yelled at him, and Padfoot started whimpering. Moony sighed. "Sorry, Padfoot... I just really want out of here."

"Okay, let's try Moony's idea, you guys!" Prongs insisted as everyone assembled in the middle of the room. "On the count of five... We run at the door. Also, screaming isn't necessary." Prongs added, and Moony attempted to glare at him in the dark room, but he really was just glaring at a table.

"One..." Prongs spoke. "Two... Three-" All of a sudden, Wormtail let out a scream and took off running.

Slam.

"Umm... Wormtail, he said five not three..." Padfoot said uneasily.

"Oh... I knew that... I, er... Was just getting warmed up?" Wormtail suggested.

"Or, wormed up! Haha!" Moony said perkily.

Silence.

"Well, I thought it was clever..." Moony spat.

"S'okay, Moony. I still love ya." Padfoot nodded.

"Well, let's start again... One... Two... Three... Four..." Prongs breathed in. "FIVE!"

All took off toward the door. SMASH!

"IT WORKED!" Prongs shouted as everyone cheered.

"Uh... Potter?" Snape said slowly.

"What, Snivellus!?" Padfoot snapped.

"I was going to say something... But... NEVERMIND!" Snape fumed.

Moony sighed, "No, what is it?"

"Well, seems as though we smashed through the wrong door. This one is a closet door." Snape growled.

Silence.

"CRAP!" Padfoot yelled and hit his fist against the stone wall. "SHIT!" Padfoot sniffed and cradled his hand.

"You okay?" Wormtail asked.

"No... Moony, will you kiss my boo-boo?" Padfoot asked pathetically. Moony growled, and grabbed Padfoot's hand and was about to press his lips to it when Padfoot pulled his hand away and, instead, kissed Moony.

"PADFOOT!?" Moony yelled when he finally pulled away.

Wormtail snickered and Prongs was edging around the room, feeling for the right door.

"Yes, my Love?" Padfoot asked innocently. Moony growled and stomped away.

"Found the door!" Prongs called from the opposite side of the room.

"Good job, Potter. Want a cookie?" Snape asked sarcastically.

"Actually... I do."

Silence.

"Okay." With that, Snape was heard rummaging around in his pockets. "Got it." He shoved a cookie into Prongs' hand when he walked over to him.

"Er... Why do you a cookie, Snape?" Wormtail asked.

"What, is it a crime to carry around a cookie now!?" Snape barked.

"Erm, nevermind." Wormtail muttered.

"Okay, count of five... FIVE, Wormtail... FIVE! Got it, FIVE!?" Prongs repeated.

"OKAY!" Wormtail yelled.

"One..." Prongs began.

"Two..." Padfoot spoke.

Moony's turn, "Three..."

"Four..." Snape said.

Silence.

Wormtail began humming.

"Your turn!" Snape nudged him violently.

"Oh!" Wormtail yelped, "Three!" He set off to run before Padfoot pulled him back.

"ARE YOU BLOODY KIDDING ME!?" Padfoot roared.

Prongs smacked his head. "Wormtail, just say five, okay? Five."

"Okay!" Wormtail said happily. "FIVE!"

All four residents ran as forcefully as they could, and shouldered into the door. SMASH!

Light shined through the room as all five fell out of the room, and onto each other over the stone floor.

Moony heard gasping and screaming as he looked up. He gaped, Prongs let out a strangled scream, Wormtail began choking furiously, and Snape turned beat red.

But, Padfoot, as always... Pointed out the obvious, "Heh, looks like we went through the wrong door!" He spoke cheerily as he looked around the Great Hall and the entire school eating breakfast.

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Author's Note: Aww... They've escaped! WHAT NOW!?