O.O Damn...ten reviews?! I love you people! And if you guys liked the first chapter...Okay! Since chapter two is up, I expect at least twently total reviews before I add chapter three! XD Yeah, as if...Don't worry. I'd be happy with just one review! Anyway, I'll give you some of my responses.
Dashanaz: You don't get it? Hm...well, to sum it up for you, Inuyasha and Miroku fell into the spring of drowned girl. There is a tradgic legend of a young girl who drowned there soandso years ago, so whoever falls into the spring, takes the body of a young girl. So now, when they're doused with hot water, they become men, and with cold water, they turn into women. Does that help? I hope so.
Kitsune Ryune: Don't worry, a lot will happen in this story. At least I think so. Also, at least 50%(if not more) of the events have no point whatsoever. I'm glad you enjoy it so far! And as for Sango and Miroku...I can't tell you yet Gomen.
Lapis Rain: I can't tell you this, either. They might, they might not. I'm not even sure myself yet " Anyway, I'm glad you like it!
BakaBokken: Huh...I've never seen another story like this, but of course there has to be. The idea just came to me, and I just had to turn it into a fanfiction. And yes, there will be some very interesting situations. You'll see what I mean after you finish chapter two. XD
As for the rest of you, thank you for reviewing! -Gives each of the ten reviewers cookies- Sorry for the delay on chapter two; I'll try to get chapter three up soon. So...yep.
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or Ranma 1/2
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Soon enough, Inuyasha and Miroku found Shippou and Kirara. Just Shippou and Kirara. "Hey, where are the others?" Inuyasha demanded. Shippou shrugged. "Earlier they went looking for you guys. Kagome told up to guard the camp, and that's what we did." He replied.
Inuyasha rolled his eyes in annoyance. "Great, now we have to wait for them." So that's just what they did. They waited. about an hour later, they came back.
"What took you so long?" Inuyasha spat.
"Sorry we're late!" Kagome exclaimed, hoping that Inuyasha wouldn't be too mad about it. "Yeah. you see, we went looking for you, and, um..." Sango murmured, but Kagome finished for her. "There was a demon! A big, mean demon!" "Yeah..." Sango murmured, carefully, "and we had to destroy it!"
Inuyasha and Miroku both raised their eyes, and Inuyasha looked a bit annoyed. "Yeah, right." He said. "A demon. Ha! You could just tell us if you were out doing something for yourself or whatever. You don't have to lie." He said, crossing his arms. Kagome blinked. "So... You're not upset?" He asked, hopefully. Inuyasha shot her a quick glare.
"Of course I'm upset!" He spat, "Now let's go back over the sea!"
Both Kagome and Sango seemed hesitant. "Did you get the jewel shard, Inuyasha?" Sango asked. "Of course I got it! That's why we're leaving!" He shouted, angrily. "Wait! But, Inuyasha, why don't we stay a bit longer, and you know, enjoy the scenery?" She tried. "The answer is NO. Now let's go!" He replied.
And that was that.
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They bought a small boat that fit them all, and began to sail back home. Shippou was hanging over the edge, seasick, otherwise the group was doing just fine.
It took them a few days to get back to Japan. Once they did get back, though, they all enjoyed some R&R at Kaede's Village. Shortly after their return, Sango and Kagome decided to go on a short walk through the forest. Miroku and Inuyasha decided to do the same thing. The two boys quickly plunged into deep conversation.
"So all we have to do is avoid cold water, right?" Inuyasha asked. The pair were speaking quite quietly, due to the fact their conversation could possibly be overheard by demons. "That's right," Miroku replied, "Or at least if we do get splashed, we can't let anyone see us. Especially not anyone we know." He stated. "Are you sure about that, monk?" Inuyasha asked.
"After all, what if we are seen? Girls in guys' clothes aren't exactly what you would call normal." He pointed out. Miroku thought about this. "You're right." He said, "We need to get some feminin clothing." He told him. "And how are we supposed to do that?" Inuyasha asked, doubt in his voice.
"Like this!" Miroku said, and before he knew it Inuyasha was splashed with cold water. Since he hadn't been paying attention to the scenery, he had failed to notice until now that Miroku had lead him to a lakeside.
"What the hell was that for?!" Ashiyuna snapped at him, showing anger in her higher pitched feminin voice. Then before she knew it, Miroku was pushing Ashiyuna alongside the river. Ashiyuna release herself from his grasp and gave him a good punch in the face. "What the hell do you think you're doing?!" She exclamed.
Miroku sighed. Since Inuyasha was now a human girl, the punch barely phased him. "Getting us girl's clothes. There's a village just over that hill, where we can get some. You'll just have to cooperate, and play along." He said, calmly. "Yeah right! You seriously think that I'd-- hey! Just what the hell do you think you're doing?!" She exclaimed, for Miroku had picked her up off her feet, and began to carry her to the town. Ashiyuna, just like a child, was kicking, shouting, and struggling the whole time.
"Oooooh you just was until I get changed back, Miroku! I'm gonna give you the beating of your--" Just then, Miroku put her down, but helf a firm hand on her arm. "Now listen, Inuyasha." He said, "You just have to play along. Do you want people to find out about our little secret or not?" He asked. Ashiyuna said nothing, but crossed her arms and looked down, stubbornedly. "Fine, but you have no idea what I am going to do to you once this is over." He shot.
"Good!" Miroku exclaimed, and they walked to the town together. Ashiyuna had quickly put her hair up in a pony tail. Once they began to enter, Miroku put his arm around Ashiyuna, and put on a cheerful smile. Ashiyuna was trying with all her might to surpress her anger. -What a pervert! How DARE he touch me!- She thought, angrily.
Miroku found one of the nicer looking residents, and called for her attention. "Excuse me, miss, my wife and I are coming from a town that was burned down to ashes just recently, and I would really apreciate it if you would give her a spare change. She'd ask for them herself, but we have no money, and she's incrediably shy." He explained.
-I'm supposed to be his WHAT?! What the hell does that bastard think he's doing?!-
"I see." The girl said, and looked at Ashiyuna.
"Ehehehe...Yep, that's it...That's what I need..." She murmured. Inside her mind, however... -I'LL KILL HIM I'LL KILL HIM I'LL KILL HIM I'LL KILL HIM I'LL KILL HIM I'LL KILL HIM I'LL KILL HIM I'LL KILL HIM!!!-
"Well, alright." The girl said, "I'll see what I can do for you." With that, she motioned for Ashiyuna to folow. She did. The girl lead her into a small hut, and somewhere in there she came up with two kimonos that were in pretty good condition. She handed them to Ashiyuna.
Ashiyuna blushed slighty, because they were girls clothes. "You don't have to be embarassed." The girl said, with a smile. "I can't imagine how desperate your situation must be. You two just got married, right?" She asked. This caused Ashiyuna to blush even more. "Ehehe... How did you know?" He asked, slowly. -This is so wrong, on so many levels.-
The girl returned the smile. "You're quite a young couple. You can't have been married for long. Now good luck on finding a new home." She said, and bowed her head. Ashiyuna bowed her head as well. "A-ariogatou." She stammered, and backed out of the hut, to be met by her 'husband.'
-Ah, yes.- She thought. -First, I'll tie him up to a tree with his hair. Then, I'll use him for a punching bag for a little while. After that, I'll slowly tear off his legs, and then his arms. Finially, I will cut off his head with a very dull knife. Then, once I am finished, I suppose I could forgive him.-
(Partial credit for how Inu plots to torture Miroku goes to Hikarichaniy)
They didn't say a word to eachother, but wandered back to the lakeside, where nobody else was around. Once she had finished her plotting, Ashiyuna angrily turned to Miroku. "What the hell was that?!" He asked, too angry to explain in words. Miroku sighed. "Just doing what had to be done to get women's clothes." He said. Inuyasha tossed Miroku the folded up kimono, and as soon as he caught it, felt himself being splashed with cold water.
They both changed, and both felt a bit odd about doing so. Miroku, or in this case Korumi, put her hair down, and proudly turned to Ashiyuna. "How do I look?" She asked.
"Like a perverted lesbian." She replied, flatly.
"You know, Inuyasha," Korumi said, "You actually did a good job back their. I expected you to mess up badly, but you're well on your was to becoming a con artist. Congradulations!" She finished. Ashiyuna twitched. "Why you-- I'll get you back for that!" She yelled, and began to chase after her. Since Korumi was well used to being human, she was just as fast as she was when she was Miroku.
In other words, Ashiyuna couldn't keep up. That didn't stop her, though. She chased her well into the forest, then lost her. Ashiyuna had to stop, and leaned over with her hand on a tree, catching her breath. "Damnit!" She yelled, and angrily punched down the tree. Once she hand delivered the punch, though, she howled in pain and began to shake and blow on her hand, because it hurt. Much good that did.
Meanwhile, a figure from the shadows watched her with interest. -This girl is strong for a human...- It thought. -Perhaps she could prove useful...kukukukuku...-
Ashiyuna was still trying to express her anger, but then the figure walked towards her out from the shadows, allowing itself to be seen. It was wearing a baboon pelt, and Ashiyuna let out a small gasp once she saw it.
-Naraku!- She thought, -If he finds out..It'll be the end of me! Gotta play along...- She told herself. "Who the hell are you?" She asked, stubbornly. Not exactly 'playing along,' but good enough. Naraku smirked. "My name is Naraku. What is yours?" He asked, a glint in his eyes. She had to think before she answered, "Ashiyuna."
"Well, Ashiyuna..." Naraku said, as he held up a jewel shard. "From this day foreward, you will call me Master."
The jewel shard shot into her neck. She quickly wrapped an arm around her throat as she choked, but it was too late. The jewel had sunk into her neck. Ashiyuna fainted as the cackling Naraku fled.
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