"If the darkness trapped her... would you save her?" his eyes shifted from the taller man and to the small brunette, her form slender. Out of armor and totally vunerable, that's what they were.
"Umm..." he couldn't think up a response for that. The older man frowned as the girl squirmed in her seat.
"Okay then," he continued. "If she were injured, would you give your life to stop a fiend from destroying her?" his eyes shifted again, and now rested on the floor. The girl sighed and stood up.
"Tell me when you make a dent," she said as she walked out of the door, it closed behind her with a little whoosh. He nodded to her back. The other man took a deep breath.
"Are you going to answer now?" he was usually swearing up a storm by now, but he had to remain calm.
"No, no, and no." he stated calmly. The other looked on in disbelief. "I wouldn't risk my life for her, I wouldn't give her the kiss of life, I wouldn't have sex with her, and I wouldn't save her from any form of evil!" he shouted. "And the Yuffietine haters society will unite, so we can kill her!"
"Vincent," Barret said slowly. "You should calm down." Vincent continued to cackle evilly until he transformed into Chaos. Barret jumped back as Chaos made for the door. Unfortunately, Chaos must have forgotten that you had to push the button in order to open it, because he hit the metal with his head. Giving it a dent.
Now, Chaos was very determined. So determined that he ripped open the doors and lunged at the ninja. Unfortunately, Cait Sith walked by and Chaos ended up destroying the stuffed mog and mechanical cat as Yuffie contiued to whistle her way down the corrider. Chaos lunged after her, again, and hit the wall... again, denting it wit hhis hard head. He fell to the floor and tranformed back into Vincent. Vincent took out the Death Penalty and shot Yuffie until she was nothing more than a rolled up ball of human flesh with bullet holes and blood.
"And that ends all the horrible Yuffietines forever..."
A/N: More randomness. Fan Fiction won't let me upload, 'cause my computer is evil! eeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvviiiiiiiiiilllllllllll! Not as evil as flames though. If you like Yuffietines, let me point this out. He was about 24 years old when he was put to sleep. Add thirty years to that... He is almost half a century older than Yuffie! How can you think of them being together?! HOOW!? Plus, it is not cute. It's almost like saying that Rikku slept with Kimahri Ronso!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything intertwined with Final Fantasy. Plus, the people with the high IQ's at Sqaresoft do.