A/N: Thank you all for reviewing my story. Highway woman and Tyramir, you helped me with something too. Yes, Kihmari Ronso and Rikku are one thing. It's like saying Yuffie and Red XIII, but yes. It is like Auron and Rikku. Tyrmir, I'll try and re-write my random ramble into a horrible death for Yuffie, so you'll be happy. But, instead of taking it off the net, reworking it, then putting it back up... I'm just going to stick on another chapter of her pain and suffering... from her point of view. You'll get the screams and the blood... then I'll have to probably upgrade the rating... )shrugs( who cares as long as you people review? And don't send me a flame about that. )Wags finger( 'cause I have a back up plan for flamers. )Big red button appears in hand( And don't send me a flame just 'cause you want to know what the button does!
Yuffie whistled her way down the corridor of the Highwind. Why wouldn't Vincent answer the questions. She was in her own world when maniacal rand through the ship. Then a loud bang, and claws tearing at metal. She didn't even hear Cait's screams. She just continued to whistle her way down the pathway.
Turning left to out of the hall and onto the deck. She was almost there as she heard a loud bang behind her. Quickly turning around, she saw Vincent. His gun raised to her. She let out a shrill scream that cracked glass. Vincent smiled wickedly and let out his shots.
One hit her in the throat, the next in the heart, the other her arm, and the final one was her vagina. If she did survive, she would never be able to enjoy what people loved to write about. As the bullets wedged themselves into her bloodstream, red blood trickled down her throat. Her normal dark green turtle neck was black with blood. Her arm was broken, as Vincent had hit it right in the elbow, twisting it backwards. Her vagina pulsed, yet the feeling was fading, everything was fading. Everything was... going dark.
"And that ends all of the horrible Yuffietines forever..." Vincent's Death Penalty still smoked as he let the rounds hit Yuffie's corpse. Her eyes remained open, he put one more bullet into his weapon and shot her in between the eyes. Satisfied with his job, Vincent walked away.
A/N: That wasn't as descriptive as originally hoped. Still... all hail to those who write Yuffie's death, and that doesn't include me. You can hail to me if you want, but I would prefer if you hailed someone of higher talent.
Disclaimer: Don't own Cait, Vincent, Yuffie, Highwind, or the Death Penalty. (I would like to see Rikku die as well...) The people at Squaresoft, with their high intelligence and addictive games do.
A/N: Have you ever noticed how alike Rikku and Yuffie are?! Have you?! Who would like to make a Yuffietine haters society, as well as a Arriku haters society? Though I doubt any one would actually write about their love unless in desperate need of ideas. Arrikus are Auron and Rikku... that's scary!