Disclaimer: We've already told you: We do not own POTC. Unfortunatly, Disney found out about Captain Jack and Will. So they're gone. *sobs* Hopefully, you enjoy this next chapter.

Chapter 2

Allie looked the pirate up and down. She knew for certain that this was Captain Jack Sparrow. She looked again starting at his feet and moving her way up.

"Like what ye see lass?" Allie realized she was starring and worst of all that he knew she was. He grinned and she started to turn pink. "The name is Captain Jack Sparrow and this is my ship," he said with a bow, "What be yer names?"

"My name is Elizabeth Anne Carter, but you can call me Liz, Mr. Sparrow," Liz said with a smile.

"Captain."

"Sorry. Captain Sparrow." Allie turned to look at Liz and was amazed to see that she was all smiles and on the verge of laughter. She leaned over to whisper to Liz.

"What's with you Liz? A second ago you were close to tears, now you look like you have just become Miss America." Liz looked at her seriously.

"I've figured it out Allie! We're not really here." She said through giggles.

"We're not?"

"No, we're not silly. We're in the hospital in Rexburg getting our heads treated for a fractured skull. We are sleeping right now," Liz said through more smiles. At that very minute Will Turner came up on deck to see what the commotion was. He saw the two girls standing by Jack, but his attention was immediately directed upon the one in the dress, giggling. Liz caught a glance of him and smiled even bigger. Then she whispered to Allie but continued looking at Will, "And quite honestly I hope I don't ever wake up."

That was it. Allie was now sure her friend had lost it. She turned to Jack and said, "Can you excuse us just a minute? We'll be right back." Allie didn't wait for an answer. She grabbed Liz by the arm and walked her away from the men.

Will and Jack just stood there watching them walk away like they owned the ship.

"What do you think Jack?" Will asked curiously.

"I think we have some stowaways."

"Why did you let them wander off then?"

"Don't think they mean us any harm. In fact they seem very confused. Like they don't know why they are here. Very strange those two are," Jack said looking in the direction the girls headed.

"So what do we do?"

"We wait for them to come back here." And with saying that he put his pistol back in his belt. And started a conversation with Will about where they should head next.

"Oww Allie. You're hurting my arm," Liz squealed when they came to a stop on the other side of the ship. Allie let go and Liz rubbed the spot where Allie's hand had been.

"There, that's an example for you," Allie said pointing to Liz's arm.

"What?"

"If we were sleeping would you be feeling any pain?" The color once again drained from Liz's face. She knew her friend was right. "Now quit trying to find an excuse for being here. We're here. The only question is why. And how."

"I don't know Allie. It all seems like a dream."

"Ok, we'll have to think about that later. Right now we have to convince Jack to let us stay on his ship. Just try not to do anything that is going to get us killed. Stay calm; it will be all right." With that they turned around to go try to bargain with the Captain.

They found him right where they had left him. Jack looked at them as they approached and noticed that the pirate girl's shoes were clicking as she walked.

"Feeling better now?" he asked still looking at her shoes. The two girls shrugged their shoulders. "What's that on your shoes luv? Why do they make such a sound?"

"These are dancing shoes captain." Seeing Jack's blank look she showed him a few steps. Jack's eyes widened in amazement. Then she continued. "We would like to discuss our staying aboard, if that's alright with you."

"Aye? And why do ye think we will be letting you stay aboard?" Jack said with a raised eyebrow. "If I recall I don't even think ye gave me your name lass."

"It's Allie. Pleasure to meet you Captain."

Jack raised an eyebrow at her again. "Do ye have a last name?" he asked with a small grin.

"Yeah."

Jack waited for a moment, then waved his hands for her to continue. Allie just looked at him, eyebrows raised, trying not smile.

Liz looked at her friend confused.

"Captain Sparrow it's.Oww" Liz shut up when her friend jabbed her in the ribs with her elbow.

Allie turned to Liz to explain. "He has to earn the right to know my last name," Allie said, looking at Jack as she finished.

Jack continued on, "Are ye or your friend pirates luv?" He asked looking at Allie then Liz, doubtfully.

"Well no." Allie said cautiously.

"Then what do I need ye on my Pearl for? Hmm?"

"Well, we can clean.and.and we.um," Allie began.

Liz jumped in, "We can cook!"

"And I'll be happy to clog for your crew every now and then, Captain Sparrow," Allie finished. Jack rubbed his chin in thought. Then he gave his grin and stuck his hands out to the girls. Allie took one of his hands immediately. Liz hesitated for a moment, then followed suit. The deal was now finalized.

"We have an accord then. You cook, clean, and umm entertain," he grinned wider at the last, "And we won't kill ye lasses. Isn't it a good deal Will? I think it is." Will was snapped out of his thoughts.

"Yes. Great deal." he murmured. He turned to the ladies, "Welcome aboard the Black Pearl."