Pirates just wanna have fun
Alright you POTC diehard fans this is for you. Now this is a really Stupid story but it's a good kind of stupid. I am going to make fun of various scenes from the movie in no particular order now since this is going to be a sort of weird tale kind of stories thingy I will be like the crypt keeper right...right? Well anyway that's what I am going to be now enjoy your first bone chilling tale...er... I mean funny story thingy....I guess.
Well it was 1656, and the wind was a blowing when the first mate came out and said to the captain
"We should drop canvas sir."
"She can hold it a bit longer." He said trying to say it over the wind
"Captain what is it in your head that has put you in such a fine mood as this?
"I switched my ship insurance to geico!...OH and were catching up."
(A/N plus have to do this for advertising sake "Geico, a call of fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on ship insurance)
"...." (stares as he is crazy) Okay... I will go tie the ropes down now"
he says almost backing away in horror. While Jack is in a very happy mood one since he switched boat insurance he saves tons of doubloons! Also he found his hat that he was looking for, for about a week under his bed. AND he made out with the authoress and authoresses friend before hand wink wink
Well kitties did that make you stare in horror just see the next one... (Bone chilling laugh)
A weak point in a relationship
"Were devils were black sheep were really bad eggs drink up me herties yo ho!"
Elizabeth and Jack are dancing around the huge bon fire that they created while being dreadfully drunk.
"It must have been dreadful for you to be stuck on this island Jack."
"Oh yes but the company is infamously better than last time and the scenery has defiantly improved..."
"Why not Jack Will is gone probably dead why not"
The Next Day
Elizabeth wakes up to find Jack sleeping right next to each other after the night before.
"God Jack that was amazing" Elizabeth says to herself
Jack is talking in his sleep Elizabeth leans in to get a better listen..
"MMM... Smithy that's a good spot rub right there at the shoulder blade."
"WHAT JACK WHAT THE F!"
"Hmm? What! Were's the fire!
"What the hell Jack who is SMITHY?"
"How did you know about Smithy?"
"You were talking about Smithy in your sleep!"
"Well I guess its time to come clean... Elizabeth I'm not just attracted to women..."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" The authoress wakes up in a cold sweat saying that she should stop eating popcorn before going to sleep.
She Turns on the T.V. and turns on M.T.V. and the 10 to the hour news is on she turns it up..... "Well kids I know this is a shoker to you all but you all are not going to believe this but Johnny Depp just came out of the closet conferming that she is bisexual."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Well kittys that was scary if I do say so myself.... Next story
Jack had just jumped off the cliff...he hit the water with a splash.
"Jack! Get your butt on your ship and steer the damn thing! IT's Your ship!" Animaria yelled in a sisterly way
Jack muttered to himself..."God she yelles at me like she's my sister...sometimes I wonder....."
Just then when he made it to the ship they threw down the rope and was pulled up.
"Why didn't you come back sooner!" animaria yelled
"Well who left me at Isle De Muerta?!"
Animaria pointed behind her....there was Gibbs
"Gibbs you?" Jack said as almost in heartbreak he was about to tear up
"NO! Jack she is just lieing she just wants me to have all the blame!"
"DO NOT!"
"DO TOO!"
(this goes on for several hours while jack is sobbing in the corner about being betrayed by his own first mate then they all stopped while looking to the sky)
"BY DAVY JONES LOCKER....... WHAT THE ELL' IS THAT!" jack says while he lifted his tear streaked face to the sky...
"Is that a plane?" jack says (blooper reel of the dvd)
"Planes weren't invented yet you eunich!"animaria says
"Were too!"
"Were not!"
( This also goes on for several hours)
Well all of a sudden something that looked like a flying plate but several times bigger came and hovered over the water.
All of the sudden WHAM! Animaria was gone!
"Wow were did animaria go?" Gibbs says
"Who cares you do have to remember that I have just escaped from the noose and am trying to make a valiant escape!" jack says
"Well I think that it was a bit late for that captain!"
"Well next stop Tortuga!"
Well that is my first installment in the stories of "Pirates just wanna' have fun" Please look at that little purlp-y button at the bottom of the screen and be a good reviewer and REVIEW pweese?
Alright you POTC diehard fans this is for you. Now this is a really Stupid story but it's a good kind of stupid. I am going to make fun of various scenes from the movie in no particular order now since this is going to be a sort of weird tale kind of stories thingy I will be like the crypt keeper right...right? Well anyway that's what I am going to be now enjoy your first bone chilling tale...er... I mean funny story thingy....I guess.
Well it was 1656, and the wind was a blowing when the first mate came out and said to the captain
"We should drop canvas sir."
"She can hold it a bit longer." He said trying to say it over the wind
"Captain what is it in your head that has put you in such a fine mood as this?
"I switched my ship insurance to geico!...OH and were catching up."
(A/N plus have to do this for advertising sake "Geico, a call of fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on ship insurance)
"...." (stares as he is crazy) Okay... I will go tie the ropes down now"
he says almost backing away in horror. While Jack is in a very happy mood one since he switched boat insurance he saves tons of doubloons! Also he found his hat that he was looking for, for about a week under his bed. AND he made out with the authoress and authoresses friend before hand wink wink
Well kitties did that make you stare in horror just see the next one... (Bone chilling laugh)
A weak point in a relationship
"Were devils were black sheep were really bad eggs drink up me herties yo ho!"
Elizabeth and Jack are dancing around the huge bon fire that they created while being dreadfully drunk.
"It must have been dreadful for you to be stuck on this island Jack."
"Oh yes but the company is infamously better than last time and the scenery has defiantly improved..."
"Why not Jack Will is gone probably dead why not"
The Next Day
Elizabeth wakes up to find Jack sleeping right next to each other after the night before.
"God Jack that was amazing" Elizabeth says to herself
Jack is talking in his sleep Elizabeth leans in to get a better listen..
"MMM... Smithy that's a good spot rub right there at the shoulder blade."
"WHAT JACK WHAT THE F!"
"Hmm? What! Were's the fire!
"What the hell Jack who is SMITHY?"
"How did you know about Smithy?"
"You were talking about Smithy in your sleep!"
"Well I guess its time to come clean... Elizabeth I'm not just attracted to women..."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" The authoress wakes up in a cold sweat saying that she should stop eating popcorn before going to sleep.
She Turns on the T.V. and turns on M.T.V. and the 10 to the hour news is on she turns it up..... "Well kids I know this is a shoker to you all but you all are not going to believe this but Johnny Depp just came out of the closet conferming that she is bisexual."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Well kittys that was scary if I do say so myself.... Next story
Jack had just jumped off the cliff...he hit the water with a splash.
"Jack! Get your butt on your ship and steer the damn thing! IT's Your ship!" Animaria yelled in a sisterly way
Jack muttered to himself..."God she yelles at me like she's my sister...sometimes I wonder....."
Just then when he made it to the ship they threw down the rope and was pulled up.
"Why didn't you come back sooner!" animaria yelled
"Well who left me at Isle De Muerta?!"
Animaria pointed behind her....there was Gibbs
"Gibbs you?" Jack said as almost in heartbreak he was about to tear up
"NO! Jack she is just lieing she just wants me to have all the blame!"
"DO NOT!"
"DO TOO!"
(this goes on for several hours while jack is sobbing in the corner about being betrayed by his own first mate then they all stopped while looking to the sky)
"BY DAVY JONES LOCKER....... WHAT THE ELL' IS THAT!" jack says while he lifted his tear streaked face to the sky...
"Is that a plane?" jack says (blooper reel of the dvd)
"Planes weren't invented yet you eunich!"animaria says
"Were too!"
"Were not!"
( This also goes on for several hours)
Well all of a sudden something that looked like a flying plate but several times bigger came and hovered over the water.
All of the sudden WHAM! Animaria was gone!
"Wow were did animaria go?" Gibbs says
"Who cares you do have to remember that I have just escaped from the noose and am trying to make a valiant escape!" jack says
"Well I think that it was a bit late for that captain!"
"Well next stop Tortuga!"
Well that is my first installment in the stories of "Pirates just wanna' have fun" Please look at that little purlp-y button at the bottom of the screen and be a good reviewer and REVIEW pweese?