Pirates just wanna have fun!
Part II
( theme song enters)
Well kittys ...er....... Matyes what ave' you been up to during my long update? Well it hasn't gone to waste. You wont be disappointed. Now I will shut my skull and move on to the first tale. once again a bone chilling laugh
An infamous pirate enters the place called the blacksmiths place. While at the same moment quiet a few years later(around a few hundred) the worlds greatest lover awaits at the top of a billboard to battle the best swordsman in the world. When in an instant there was a great flash almost like something from lightning.... Suddenly the greatest lover in the world Don Juan De Marco appears. He is very surprised that he appeared in a somewhat odd shop. Definatly not were he had been at the last moment.
"Hello? Is anyone around to assist me in telling me were I might be? "he says in a very heavy Spaniard accent.
All of the sudden the pirate jumped from hiding. And drew his cutlass as fast as he jump out.
"I don't believe that you run this place do ya mate?" the pirate said noticing the Spaniards attire.
"As in fact I do not senor. My name is Don Juan De Marco and yours?"
Jack roughly sticks out his hand and in instinct Don Juan kissed it without realizing he was a man.
"Bloddy ell' mate are you a eunich!" jack yelled feeling very violated
"1000 apologies senor I am very accustom to doing so and forgot for a moment that I was not dealing with the other spiecies."
"Well mate my name be Captain Jack Sparrow." Jack said but put his hand deep in his pocket.
"As I can tell Senor De Marco you aren't around from here ....Spain perhaps?" Jack said trying as he always does to get info out of him for later arrangements as usual if the moment ever came.
"Si Capitan Sparrow and I was not in this area a few moments ago.I was about to plunge to my death for my love never gave herself to me and for that I must die."
"huh." Jack was thinking very deeply at the moment (the look were he was thinking in the jail cell with will) "Well then why man do you want to die when there are plenty other women you can woo?"
"Capitan! A woman is not an object but a great treasure. She is not a something! She is a person that deserves the upmost respect you can not just simply woo a woman!" at the point Don Juan is enraged
Well Eventually Don Juan gives Jack his speech on women and Jack is listening very intently.
"Wow mate I never thought that....wow. You have a head on ye boy." Jack said utterly astounded
"thank you capitan" Don Juan said very proud of his opinions
"Well I have a proposition for ye mate" jack said proposingly
"Yes senor Sparrow"
"Ow' would you like to help me out?"
from then on Don Juan had nothing better to do so he stayed for the whole movie!
Hey guys I am sorry but I lead you guys on I can't really do 3 stories at every chappie. One its giving me a writers block....two if I did I would be longer time to wait. Three less chappies! Now we don't want that do we? Then again I don't know you. So please don't be mad!
Your authoress
Roxanne M
( theme song enters)
Well kittys ...er....... Matyes what ave' you been up to during my long update? Well it hasn't gone to waste. You wont be disappointed. Now I will shut my skull and move on to the first tale. once again a bone chilling laugh
An infamous pirate enters the place called the blacksmiths place. While at the same moment quiet a few years later(around a few hundred) the worlds greatest lover awaits at the top of a billboard to battle the best swordsman in the world. When in an instant there was a great flash almost like something from lightning.... Suddenly the greatest lover in the world Don Juan De Marco appears. He is very surprised that he appeared in a somewhat odd shop. Definatly not were he had been at the last moment.
"Hello? Is anyone around to assist me in telling me were I might be? "he says in a very heavy Spaniard accent.
All of the sudden the pirate jumped from hiding. And drew his cutlass as fast as he jump out.
"I don't believe that you run this place do ya mate?" the pirate said noticing the Spaniards attire.
"As in fact I do not senor. My name is Don Juan De Marco and yours?"
Jack roughly sticks out his hand and in instinct Don Juan kissed it without realizing he was a man.
"Bloddy ell' mate are you a eunich!" jack yelled feeling very violated
"1000 apologies senor I am very accustom to doing so and forgot for a moment that I was not dealing with the other spiecies."
"Well mate my name be Captain Jack Sparrow." Jack said but put his hand deep in his pocket.
"As I can tell Senor De Marco you aren't around from here ....Spain perhaps?" Jack said trying as he always does to get info out of him for later arrangements as usual if the moment ever came.
"Si Capitan Sparrow and I was not in this area a few moments ago.I was about to plunge to my death for my love never gave herself to me and for that I must die."
"huh." Jack was thinking very deeply at the moment (the look were he was thinking in the jail cell with will) "Well then why man do you want to die when there are plenty other women you can woo?"
"Capitan! A woman is not an object but a great treasure. She is not a something! She is a person that deserves the upmost respect you can not just simply woo a woman!" at the point Don Juan is enraged
Well Eventually Don Juan gives Jack his speech on women and Jack is listening very intently.
"Wow mate I never thought that....wow. You have a head on ye boy." Jack said utterly astounded
"thank you capitan" Don Juan said very proud of his opinions
"Well I have a proposition for ye mate" jack said proposingly
"Yes senor Sparrow"
"Ow' would you like to help me out?"
from then on Don Juan had nothing better to do so he stayed for the whole movie!
Hey guys I am sorry but I lead you guys on I can't really do 3 stories at every chappie. One its giving me a writers block....two if I did I would be longer time to wait. Three less chappies! Now we don't want that do we? Then again I don't know you. So please don't be mad!
Your authoress
Roxanne M