Hey people sorry about the late update
but..Well never mind the problem. I forgot a lot
Disclaimer: SO SORRY DISNEY I DON"T WANT A LAWSUIT!
Disney: Well we'll forget about it as long as cough cough holds hand out
Me. Darn... hands them a 20
Me again: I don't own potc or any of its characters. DUH!
Well to explain to you guys I am doing a part of the story with...dun dun dun! A Studio audience! Well you guys are it! Except I am going to type what you guys say.... Except I am saying it... or something like that......... on with the story!
Pirates just wanna have fun part III
(Theme song from Madonna. revised)
Scene when Jack gets out of water after saving Elizabeth from drowning.
Soldier 1: She's dead! NOOOO! Norrington will have our heads for this! starts sobbing
Studio audience gasp Lady down in front starts to build up in tears.
Jack: MOVE She's not dead you idiot! cuts corset off Elizabeth starts breathing
Studio Audience: YAY! fangirls in back start gossiping about how Johnny is the best looking and most heroic man ever "Shut up you twits!" my English teacher Mr.Mcdougall who is quiet forced to be here the "manly man" throws popcorn at the girls and they abruptly shut it since they have him as a teacher and don't want to fail the semester
Jack: looking quite proud of what he did with his chest puffed out
Norrington and his soldiers show up with Governor Swann.
Soldier 2: drops corset and points at Jack
Studio audience: the audience is booing and hissing and throwing rotten vegetables at soldier 2
Soldier 2: STOP IT starts crying you have no idea what I've been through! You know what it's like working with your brother!
Studio audience: gasp once again
Norrington: "Will you shut up and let me get on with it?!"
Studio Audience: Double boo! starts throwing full grown watermelons at him
Norrington: "You all can be so judgmental! Sobs and runs away
Jack: "Well Thank you Audience you have saved me from a painful death." flashes famous grin
Audience: Faints My English Teacher looks around and sees that he is the only man in this audience and starts to feel sick from in his opinion the sick and annoying grin starts chucking up in popcorn bucket
Jack: "Well... since the scene didn't go right how do I exit? glances at water "No." glances at the dock "No." glances at the rope holding the cannon as originally planed "Sounds good to me." Jack pulls the rope and he flies up in the air and does what was originally planed. He gets to the part were he was supposed to use his irons to fly down the cord when he noticed it was incredibly dull when there were no soldiers to shoot at him "Well that stinks." Jack slides down the cord and jumps into the ocean and swims to the pearl.
End Scene
Listen I am sorry that this chappie is so short but I wanted to get it out there! So until next time adue!
p.s REVEW! Pewees?
Disclaimer: SO SORRY DISNEY I DON"T WANT A LAWSUIT!
Disney: Well we'll forget about it as long as cough cough holds hand out
Me. Darn... hands them a 20
Me again: I don't own potc or any of its characters. DUH!
Well to explain to you guys I am doing a part of the story with...dun dun dun! A Studio audience! Well you guys are it! Except I am going to type what you guys say.... Except I am saying it... or something like that......... on with the story!
Pirates just wanna have fun part III
(Theme song from Madonna. revised)
Scene when Jack gets out of water after saving Elizabeth from drowning.
Soldier 1: She's dead! NOOOO! Norrington will have our heads for this! starts sobbing
Studio audience gasp Lady down in front starts to build up in tears.
Jack: MOVE She's not dead you idiot! cuts corset off Elizabeth starts breathing
Studio Audience: YAY! fangirls in back start gossiping about how Johnny is the best looking and most heroic man ever "Shut up you twits!" my English teacher Mr.Mcdougall who is quiet forced to be here the "manly man" throws popcorn at the girls and they abruptly shut it since they have him as a teacher and don't want to fail the semester
Jack: looking quite proud of what he did with his chest puffed out
Norrington and his soldiers show up with Governor Swann.
Soldier 2: drops corset and points at Jack
Studio audience: the audience is booing and hissing and throwing rotten vegetables at soldier 2
Soldier 2: STOP IT starts crying you have no idea what I've been through! You know what it's like working with your brother!
Studio audience: gasp once again
Norrington: "Will you shut up and let me get on with it?!"
Studio Audience: Double boo! starts throwing full grown watermelons at him
Norrington: "You all can be so judgmental! Sobs and runs away
Jack: "Well Thank you Audience you have saved me from a painful death." flashes famous grin
Audience: Faints My English Teacher looks around and sees that he is the only man in this audience and starts to feel sick from in his opinion the sick and annoying grin starts chucking up in popcorn bucket
Jack: "Well... since the scene didn't go right how do I exit? glances at water "No." glances at the dock "No." glances at the rope holding the cannon as originally planed "Sounds good to me." Jack pulls the rope and he flies up in the air and does what was originally planed. He gets to the part were he was supposed to use his irons to fly down the cord when he noticed it was incredibly dull when there were no soldiers to shoot at him "Well that stinks." Jack slides down the cord and jumps into the ocean and swims to the pearl.
End Scene
Listen I am sorry that this chappie is so short but I wanted to get it out there! So until next time adue!
p.s REVEW! Pewees?