Guys I am really sorry (once again) for the incredibly long update but I was working on my "Lonely Heart" story and when they deleted all the "you " stories I was sort of... depressed? Well anyway here is the 4 installment of
Pirates Just Wanna Have Fun
(Madonna Song revised.. Jack dances around like a lunatic)
Scene starts out with Jack Sparrow at the noose.
"Jack Sparrow you have been charged with numerous crimes. The crimes are the following. Impersonating a cleric of the Church of England. Illegal ship parking."
"Hey what was I supposed to do it was bloody sinking!"
Evil crowd throws rotten vegetables at Jack
"No thanks I just ate." Jack says smartly but to no avail they keep throwing vegetables at him when they run out the start throwing anything else at him they can find. Bottles, clothes anything. Jack thought this got particularly interesting when the ladies did this. But to him unfortunately the undertaker made them stop before it got interesting. (lol)
"Can we PLEASE get on with this already?" The announcer got irritated.
"Well if you ask me...
"We weren't asking you."
"Well fine then." pouts
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Meanwhile at the governor seat!!!!!!!!!
"But Father he saved my life..Twice!" Elizabeth was trying to save Jacks life here. Where was that bloody crew when she needed them? Sees parrot
"Commodore Norrngton is bound by the law as are we all."
"Oh father give it a rest."
"Don't you talk that way with me young lady!"
"Father I am 18! And according to anyone else here. We all know you are responsible for your actions are able to do whatever you want at 18!"
"Well that means you would like to be at the noose with the pirate up there then. Is that what your saying?"
quiet
cough
"Hello there Mr. Turner." Governor Swann said
"Hello Governor Swann. Commodore. Elizabeth. I should've said this from the day I met you. I love you."
"Well excuse me Mr. Turner I don't know were your getting at but.."
"Er... sorry not you. I meant Elizabeth."
Governor pouts
Will walks away
Walks up to hangman and cuts head off
"Well that was easier than I thought it was going to be."
"I thank ye mate." Jack says as Will Cuts off the noose from Jacks neck.
"I think we got company." Jack says as they run off of the deck were they were standing and jumps on to the crowd and the crowd carries them across the yard on top in classic concert style.
"I think they like us." Will stated
"Maybe you but not me." They dropped Jack Half way over.
"Apparently they don't know you're a pirate." Jack said a bit sourly
"I am not a pirate!" Will un-sheathed his sword.
"Dammit man not now!"
"Oh...ok until later!"
Jack mutters eunich
Jack and Will run with Rope in hands and everything goes all ....matrix-y
I'm too lazy I am just gong to go to the part were he falls off
"And you will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow."
Jack falls Seagulls catch him and start flying over to the pearl
"Never would've thought that." Everyone says in unison.
TBC
Hope you liked it! Till next time. Adue!
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