Well, This story I made a LONG LONG LONG time ago. In fact, you can find it on my old account JaggedEdgeSaga. I updated it, but It still did show up yet. o.o;; Well then. I'm just going to post it on this account so it will get reconized again.
A/N:I'm basically bored at the moment and feel like writing. So I thought i'll make a sort of final fantasy 7 thing. R&R!!
Screen fades in to where Cloud and Barret and the rest of avalanche jump off the train. But as Cloud tries to jump off he gets stuck on top of it and hangs in the doorway.
Cloud="Er...Help! Gemme down!"
Barret="Dude,you look so %&$&(&$ messed up!"
Cloud="Help!!!!!"
Just then the door closes and his nose gets stuck in. The train drives off with cloud still hanging. Suddenly there is a scream as the train goes through the tunnel.
Screen fades to where Cloud starts to tell his memories of Sephiroth and Nibelhiem. The truck hits something and sephiroth and Cloud walk out. Instead of a dragon they see...
Sephiroth="Weapon?!"
Cloud="oooooh...Look at the pretty colors.."
Sephiroth="Don't Be an Idiot,Cloud! Throw me my materia from the truck."
Cloud="Okay,I'll get your balls!"
Sephiroth looks at him dangerously and looks up at Weapon.
Sephiroth="What are you doing here anyway? It's only the first disc!!"
Weapon="Wait...It's the first disc?"
Sephiroth="Yeah.."
Weapon="ooohhhhhh! No wonder that red headed dork wasn't shotting at me."
Rufus="I heard that! Just because i'm not in this scene doesn't mean I can't hear."
Weapon="Blah.."
Cloud runs up and throws materia at Sephiroth,only misses and hits him between the legs. Sephiroth squeals and falls over.
Cloud="Err..AHHHHHH!!!!! WEAPON!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HEREE?!!!!!"
Tifa runs up and pounces on Rufus. She strangles him.
Tifa="Can you smell cheese?!!?!!"
Sephiroth picks a squealing tifa off of Rufus.
Sephiroth="What's the matter?"
Tifa="I smell cheese! It's been haunting me ever since that night at the well with Cloud."
Sephiroth looks at Cloud.="YOU were with Tifa?"
Cloud snorts="She wishes."
Tifa pounces on Cloud and strangles him="SWISS I TELL YOU!!!!!! SWISSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!"
Sephiroth="Stay down Cloud. This way I don't have to kill you later. BWUHAHAHAA!"
Cloud Pushes tifa off and stands.He looks up at Weapon.="AHHHHHHH!!!! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!"
Sephiroth sets him on fire and watches him squeal.
Sephiroth="Burn baby burn."
Tifa,Weapon,Rufus,And Sephiroth roast marshmellows over Cloud.
The screen fades in to a later scene of the Nibelhiem dragon thing. Sephiroth and Rufus had apparently got refreshments and had a party with Cloud as a bonfire. Weapon holds up the masamune and dances at the same time. Sephiroth,Rufus,Tifa,The Two gaurds in the truck,and the driver are playing limbo with it. Suddenly Weapon dips and starts to break dance and there are screams heard. Weapon hides the masamune behind his back .
Weapon="Oops...."
Please R&R. And sorry bout the Cloud Bashing. Tis Fun though. I love cloud just as anyone else does... -Looks at Cloud fan club kissing portaits of him.- er....Maybe not... -backs away slowly...-
A/N:I'm basically bored at the moment and feel like writing. So I thought i'll make a sort of final fantasy 7 thing. R&R!!
Screen fades in to where Cloud and Barret and the rest of avalanche jump off the train. But as Cloud tries to jump off he gets stuck on top of it and hangs in the doorway.
Cloud="Er...Help! Gemme down!"
Barret="Dude,you look so %&$&(&$ messed up!"
Cloud="Help!!!!!"
Just then the door closes and his nose gets stuck in. The train drives off with cloud still hanging. Suddenly there is a scream as the train goes through the tunnel.
Screen fades to where Cloud starts to tell his memories of Sephiroth and Nibelhiem. The truck hits something and sephiroth and Cloud walk out. Instead of a dragon they see...
Sephiroth="Weapon?!"
Cloud="oooooh...Look at the pretty colors.."
Sephiroth="Don't Be an Idiot,Cloud! Throw me my materia from the truck."
Cloud="Okay,I'll get your balls!"
Sephiroth looks at him dangerously and looks up at Weapon.
Sephiroth="What are you doing here anyway? It's only the first disc!!"
Weapon="Wait...It's the first disc?"
Sephiroth="Yeah.."
Weapon="ooohhhhhh! No wonder that red headed dork wasn't shotting at me."
Rufus="I heard that! Just because i'm not in this scene doesn't mean I can't hear."
Weapon="Blah.."
Cloud runs up and throws materia at Sephiroth,only misses and hits him between the legs. Sephiroth squeals and falls over.
Cloud="Err..AHHHHHH!!!!! WEAPON!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HEREE?!!!!!"
Tifa runs up and pounces on Rufus. She strangles him.
Tifa="Can you smell cheese?!!?!!"
Sephiroth picks a squealing tifa off of Rufus.
Sephiroth="What's the matter?"
Tifa="I smell cheese! It's been haunting me ever since that night at the well with Cloud."
Sephiroth looks at Cloud.="YOU were with Tifa?"
Cloud snorts="She wishes."
Tifa pounces on Cloud and strangles him="SWISS I TELL YOU!!!!!! SWISSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!"
Sephiroth="Stay down Cloud. This way I don't have to kill you later. BWUHAHAHAA!"
Cloud Pushes tifa off and stands.He looks up at Weapon.="AHHHHHHH!!!! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!"
Sephiroth sets him on fire and watches him squeal.
Sephiroth="Burn baby burn."
Tifa,Weapon,Rufus,And Sephiroth roast marshmellows over Cloud.
The screen fades in to a later scene of the Nibelhiem dragon thing. Sephiroth and Rufus had apparently got refreshments and had a party with Cloud as a bonfire. Weapon holds up the masamune and dances at the same time. Sephiroth,Rufus,Tifa,The Two gaurds in the truck,and the driver are playing limbo with it. Suddenly Weapon dips and starts to break dance and there are screams heard. Weapon hides the masamune behind his back .
Weapon="Oops...."
Please R&R. And sorry bout the Cloud Bashing. Tis Fun though. I love cloud just as anyone else does... -Looks at Cloud fan club kissing portaits of him.- er....Maybe not... -backs away slowly...-