A/N: Howdy guys, this is a reaction I was not expecting, btw I'm Australian
so if you find any of the words weird like mum...which in America would be
mom... weird I know. Anyway this chapter I am trying to make longer, I didn't
finish the story when I first wrote it so the Im not making it up as I go
from here on after the whole weird impersonations thing...what was I
thinking, I welcome criticsm openly and sorry for making them look like
sissy guys, I was wanting to touch on a softer side of Harry and the gang
oh and Im openly against Ron and Hermione its not right, but it brings the
customers...as they would say. Oh and guys this is a link to another story I
wrote which is really my best work cos its so fucking funny have a good
one mates and enjoy.
Chapter 6
'Well what are you doing here?' asked Ron like he had just been given the death sentence.
"I might just ask you two the same thing" he said tears sliding down his face.
Hermione jumped up but with one wave of his arm she was down again. "How long have you been here?" she asked
He replied glaring the most evil look he could their way "Long enough...Long enough!"
Hermione burst out in tears and ran downstairs.
"Hermione, wait." Ron jumped up after her, but Harry waved his hand and he was back.
"We need a serious talk, Weasley" harry hissed at him. Giving him what many men would cower at but Ron been Harry's best friend almost killed himself.
Harry waved his arms and lifted him into the air.
"Now lets not be drastic Harry, it was just a kiss. "Ron said scared as ever.
"JUST A KISS" Harry bellowed "JUST A KISS, MY GOD YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING OF ALL THE LOW DOWN THINGS THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE WORST!"
He went into a Ron's impersonation: "I love you Hermione" Then he went into a Hermione voice: "I love you too, but Harry," Then back to Ron: "Who cares about Harry..."
" Let me tell you what I saw," Harry went into a Voice that kind of said Information not explanation(in other words I just copied and pasted)
"Ron pulled her in for a major kiss as his lips met her neck, Hermione started moaning, his hands were running through her hair, he then started kissing her stomach and tickling it, Hermione giggled and moaned, he slowly made his way up to her mouth," he kept going
"He looked into those lovely brown eyes, tilted her chin and kissed her like she had never been kissed before and Hermione started moaning again."
"JUST A KISS?" he bellowed. He threw Ron against the wall and shouted out "Hermione could you pl-"
Before he could finish Ron pulled out his wand and shouted out "Petrify!"
Harry did not have time to block it and was instantly turned into cement.
Hermione came bursting into the room at the exact moment, and Ron fell to the ground.
"Petrificia!" she said and Harry came back to normal.
Hermione started crying and Harry thought to him self she has to choose!
"Hermione, you know what I am going to say but I will say it any way for weasly here." Ron threw him a dark glare. "You know you must choo-"
And then it hit him, the true loves black box...she could use it... "Hermione," Harry whispered "Hermione come here, I need to speak to you." Hermione cautiously approached wand raised and ready. "Yes?" She whispered back.
"The true love box..." he replied.
Hermione's face brightened up she fled from the room to God knows where she hid it and came racing back. "Got it!" she yelled.
She ran to Ron, looked into his eyes and kissed him... nothing.
"Ok-OK my turn!" Harry grumbled.
Hermione approached Harry slowly and looked into his eyes... wow she thought. She threw down the box and kissed him full on in the mouth exploring his body as if to find every last bit of him.
Meanwhile Ron was standing all alone looking like a lost puppy.
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That'd be right... he gets the girls, Harry, Harry, Harry Ron thought, It so fucking unfair that he gets the lime light while I sit here alone with no Hermione, well I don't need her, it was only a cover anyway, I bet none of them thought I was bi-sexual hadada
A/N: Half cliffy, annoying but so is spell check... ok guys r&r and that last bit where Ron says hadada I wrote hahaha but spell check came up with hadada and it's a funny word so I just put it there lol, updating soon.
Chapter 6
'Well what are you doing here?' asked Ron like he had just been given the death sentence.
"I might just ask you two the same thing" he said tears sliding down his face.
Hermione jumped up but with one wave of his arm she was down again. "How long have you been here?" she asked
He replied glaring the most evil look he could their way "Long enough...Long enough!"
Hermione burst out in tears and ran downstairs.
"Hermione, wait." Ron jumped up after her, but Harry waved his hand and he was back.
"We need a serious talk, Weasley" harry hissed at him. Giving him what many men would cower at but Ron been Harry's best friend almost killed himself.
Harry waved his arms and lifted him into the air.
"Now lets not be drastic Harry, it was just a kiss. "Ron said scared as ever.
"JUST A KISS" Harry bellowed "JUST A KISS, MY GOD YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING OF ALL THE LOW DOWN THINGS THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE WORST!"
He went into a Ron's impersonation: "I love you Hermione" Then he went into a Hermione voice: "I love you too, but Harry," Then back to Ron: "Who cares about Harry..."
" Let me tell you what I saw," Harry went into a Voice that kind of said Information not explanation(in other words I just copied and pasted)
"Ron pulled her in for a major kiss as his lips met her neck, Hermione started moaning, his hands were running through her hair, he then started kissing her stomach and tickling it, Hermione giggled and moaned, he slowly made his way up to her mouth," he kept going
"He looked into those lovely brown eyes, tilted her chin and kissed her like she had never been kissed before and Hermione started moaning again."
"JUST A KISS?" he bellowed. He threw Ron against the wall and shouted out "Hermione could you pl-"
Before he could finish Ron pulled out his wand and shouted out "Petrify!"
Harry did not have time to block it and was instantly turned into cement.
Hermione came bursting into the room at the exact moment, and Ron fell to the ground.
"Petrificia!" she said and Harry came back to normal.
Hermione started crying and Harry thought to him self she has to choose!
"Hermione, you know what I am going to say but I will say it any way for weasly here." Ron threw him a dark glare. "You know you must choo-"
And then it hit him, the true loves black box...she could use it... "Hermione," Harry whispered "Hermione come here, I need to speak to you." Hermione cautiously approached wand raised and ready. "Yes?" She whispered back.
"The true love box..." he replied.
Hermione's face brightened up she fled from the room to God knows where she hid it and came racing back. "Got it!" she yelled.
She ran to Ron, looked into his eyes and kissed him... nothing.
"Ok-OK my turn!" Harry grumbled.
Hermione approached Harry slowly and looked into his eyes... wow she thought. She threw down the box and kissed him full on in the mouth exploring his body as if to find every last bit of him.
Meanwhile Ron was standing all alone looking like a lost puppy.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxXXXxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
That'd be right... he gets the girls, Harry, Harry, Harry Ron thought, It so fucking unfair that he gets the lime light while I sit here alone with no Hermione, well I don't need her, it was only a cover anyway, I bet none of them thought I was bi-sexual hadada
A/N: Half cliffy, annoying but so is spell check... ok guys r&r and that last bit where Ron says hadada I wrote hahaha but spell check came up with hadada and it's a funny word so I just put it there lol, updating soon.