A/N- I felt like makin' a new chapter, so here 't goes. Yeah, none of the characters are mine. Oh yeah, no offence to anyone. If you like LOTR or SOuthpark or both, i'm not "dissin'" them. I like them which is why i put them in there. P.s. I like Nanaki (though he is a bit strange in this one.)

P.S.- All the auther notes in the past three chapters were written a long time ago. --new.

Cloud walks into his house and sits down on his couch. Barret and Nanaki (or Red XII. Whichever you prefer.) Are there too.Cloud flips on his PS2 and starts up Kingdom Hearts. Cloud looks at them.

"I'm on this game ya know. I have this gay cape. What they hell they make me out to be? Superman? What the hell?!"

Nanaki snickers and stands up. He starts to dance around after seeing cloud on the game. He starts to clap energetically. "We're here, we're not queer, but we're close, So get used to it!!!" (yes, Southpark.)

Barret laughs so hard his gun falls off his arm.

"Oh my god! Shit!"

It reveals a very small hand, about the size of a baseball. Everyone freezes. Cloud,Cloud on the game,Nanaki,barret, and yuffie. Wait, what the?

Cloud-"Yuffie ain't up in hurr dawg. What the shizzle is wrong wit choo bizzles? Ma kizzle lizzle gucci bizzles in the hizzle fo shizzle gamissltyeianshasizzle!" HE stands up and his pants fall down to his lower waist. He tilts a black hat over his left eye and pulls out a glock.

"Yo' MothaFizzles!"

Barret quietly puts his gun back on. [camera zooms to nanaki, whom stops licking himself...] Complete silence....untill..

Yuffie busts through the window. "What up cloudy!" She throws herself upon him and starts to chew on his hat.

What the hell's wrong with you you dumb bitch?!

Nanaki stands up. "I AM NOT A BITCH! I'M A FRICKEN MALE! I'M NOT EVEN A DOG!!!!"

Cloud-"dude, i wasn't talking to ya..."

Barret[offset] laughs. He whistles. "Here boy, come get it!" He waves a doggy treat around.

Nanaki-"OHH OOHH! BACON BACON BACON BACON!!!"

Yuffie goes off to herself, holding a cross to Nanaki..."Yuffie no like Nanaki. Bacon bacon bacon evil." she foams at her mouth. "MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW! MEOW MIX!" Suddenly all her hair falls out and she turns bald. She has a few strands here and there.

"Gollum no like Nanaki. He took my precious! MY PRECIOUS!"

Cloud-"What the Fu you be takin her shit fo, yo,ho,goey shoey loey,Nanakizzle!"

[camera zooms to nanaki whom is licking himself again.]

Nanaki-"STOP THAT!!!!"

Cloud-"Stop what?"

Yuffie-"my...precious..."

Barret-"Miss susy had a steam boat"

Cloud-"the steam boat had a bell!"

Yuffie-" My precious liked bells."

Barret goes into a dramatic scene.-"Marlene.....How....HOW DID YOU GET A FRICKEN B ON YOUR REPORT CARD?! YOU DIRTY LITTLE SKANK! I'MA RIP YOUR HAIR OUT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS SO YOU LOOK LIKE A BALD VERSION OF YOGI BEAR! YOU DAMN LITTLE SKANK! DAMN IT! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!!!" Cloud-"DAMNIT! DAMN YOU SORA, THE WHORA!! DAMN YOU!" He throws the controller against the wall. It shatters into little tiny pieces.

Barret stops and picks his nose... Yuffie is still trippin about her precious. [Camera pans backwards untill it hits Nanaki and catches him licking.] Nanaki- HAH!

Kyle-"Red rocket,Red Rocket!!!" Cartman-"Sweet." Stan-"Dude!" Kenny-"mhmm mhmm mpmhm mhhmp" Cloud.-"That's it, i'm going nuts."

[everyone is sitting down on Cloud's couch as he tries to play kingdom hearts.]

Barret-"Press X you stupid gay superman!"

Cloud-"Man, Shu'up!"

Sora[on the game] locks on to a tree and hits that while 300 Large bodies fling themselves at him. The Game sounds are that of pac man. Sora turns and dies, while in the middle of using a potion.

Cloud- "GODDAMNIT! GOD DAMN WHORA! THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOU STUPID LITTLE HOE! LAST TIME! I'M GUNNA RIP YO ASS OUT THAT GAME AND STICK YOU TO MY FRICKEN WINDOW! YOU LIPS ARE SO GODDAMN HUGE! THEY MATCH YOUR FRICKEN FEET!"

Barret-"Losing bladder control,losing bladder control,losing bladder control." [sploosh.]

[Camera pans to nanaki relieving himself in a flower pot. The he turns and humps yuffie's leg.]

Yuffie- I TOLD YOU YOU WERE A DOG!!

Nanaki-BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON!!!!

Cloud-Dude, that's worse then the damn cheese story.

Barret-Screw this bud. [he holds out his little hand and wipes snot on yuffie's shirt.]

Nanaki-"I...Am...Screwing..This.."

Cloud-"OH MY GOD!!"

Barret-"Yes i know it's wrong...but remember Nanaki is getting older now.."

Cloud-"No, i just remembered. I broke the controller. how the hell...

[Rewinds back to where the controller broke.]

Cloud-"your gunna be okay..."

Tifa-"really?" Her hand is holding her wound ,blood seeping through her fingers."

Cloud-"your gunna be fine. I have only one more potion. It's a Hi-potion. Should save you."

Tifa-"I love you cloud..."

[Camera pans upwards to show that cloud was really talking to his controller, which has an IV,Bandages,and a heart moniter.]

Cloud uses the potion on the controller and it's brand-new.He continues to play as tifa dies.

tifa-I...slept...with....Cid...-makes a pig snort and dies.-

nanaki stands up- WHERE HERE, WHERE NOT QUEER,BUT WE'RE CLOSE,SO GET USED TO IT!!!!!! Cloud stands up and dances. So does barret and Yuffie. Then, out of nowhere a little tiny seed is shot through the window.

Seed-"heh,bitch. Ya'll gun' fuc die now. I'm a sinspawn, mothafizzles! "

Barret casts invicibillity on them all, except Tifa, and laughs.
Sinspawn- there isn't even a cast like that,foo!

Barret-yeah huh!

Sinspawn- But there is one way i can defeat you...

Cloud-yeah...sure..

Sinspawn- Die bitch!

Nanaki-HEY!! I'm not a bitch!

Sinspawn runs towards the PS2 and clicks the power button.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!-everyone-

THE END

Sora-that was the dumbest game i ever fuc' played! What the hell!!!

THE END