(A/N- Wow ! Three chapters in one day. I think I must be sick or something. Oh, and for all of you out there who were reading No Place Like Home I think I will be updating either today or tomorrow. Remember to please read and review and you'll get a date with the fellowship member of your choice. A special thanks to Lea for being my first reviewer.)
Disclaimer- I own nothing. If I did I wouldn't work in retail to pay my bills.
Chapter Three
They're coming to take us away-HA HA!
I awoke feeling quite cramped and claustrophobic. I couldn't move. I reached on my left side to feel one curly head then two curly heads. On my right I also felt two curly heads. My TV was on full blast and I knew that Toby also had to be in the room. I opened my eyes to see that I was surrounded by hobbits on either side of me and Toby was at the foot of my bed, all of them watching Codename: KND. "Okay, you guys need to move. I have to get dressed for work now."
The four hobbits all looked up at me totally clueless until Toby translated. They smiled and quickly moved out of my way as I stood up. I looked down at all of them to see my bedroom completely trashed. There was quite possibly the contents of the whole kitchen in there. Toby eyed me inncently as I sighed. "This had better be cleaned up by the time I get home."
I left the bedroom and walked into the bathroom. There in my private sanctuary were the other four. Legolas turned to look at me and I screamed my head off. He was wearing a green face mask. He quickly moved to wash it off. The dwarf, who I had figured out was Gimli, was using my toothbrush. I shuddered at that. Aragorn was in my shower actually taking a shower. And Boromir had found what could only be described as the most embarrassing items in my bathroom. He was sitting on the toilet seat (no, he wasn't going to the bathroom) staring at a condom in one hand and a tampon in the other. I could feel my face going several shades of red. "Out ! Out ! OUT !!! Now."
The four quickly retreated out of the room not needing a translation for my screaming. As Boromir passed by me on his way out I yanked my personal items away from him. They joined Toby and the hobbits on the bed to watch TV. "Toby, there's a tv in the living room."
"But I always watch my cartoons in your room."
"I know but we don't always have other people staying here. Now, go to the living room and watch 'toons in there. When I get out we need to have a talk about personal space and privacy."
I shut the door to the bathroom and began to get dressed for work.
Twenty minutes later I emerged starting to somewhat get out of my foul mood. I made my way down the hall and down the stairs to the kitchen where the four older members of the Fellowship were eating what looked to be the remnants of the pantry. I knew this because Gimli had a can of sardines. The other three were splitting a jar of roasted peppers. "House meeting," I yelled over my shoulder. Soon the rest of the house had joined us in the kitchen. "Alright, Toby, we need to set some rules. First, no one uses my bathroom. Its my personal space and the one place that I can get away from everyone. Second, no one goes into my things. This includes all things in my bathroom, my bedroom, and my office."
Toby looked confused ",You don't have an office."
"Fine," I sighed as the others just stared at me without a clue. "The place where my computer is. They are allowed to use the computer but only when I'm here. My car is also off limits unless I'm driving. The last thing I need is to end up in jail because one of them hit something or somebody with my car. No one answers the door except for you, Toby, and only for people you know except for Susan. We don't need our sister asking all kinds of questions about these guys because you'll only tell her the truth."
"But, Mom and Da always told me to tell the truth," Toby said with a frown.
"I know. But I'm not telling you to lie to Susan. I'm just telling you not to let her in and if she does get in don't tell her anything. See, now that's not lying. Now, I've got to go to work."
I left the house completely oblivious that my day was going to go completly down hill in about two hours and counting.
I picked up Matt and ended up being ten minutes late because of him and his preening. When I pulled into the parking lot for the animal rescue shelter Faron and Chris were already there waiting for us. I opened up the front doors and we went to our respective tasks. Unfortunately for Matt and me, we were in charge of cleaning the dog yards. That's a great job (sarcasm completely implied). Once that was done we sat around waiting for the onslaught of people to begin filing in to see every one of our dogs and cats.
Two hours later....
Matt and I were still sitting around waiting for people to come in. My radio popped to life and Chris' voice came over the speaker ",Does anyone find it a little strange that no one has come in ?"
"We're going into the main building to find out what's going on," I answered back.
We walked up to the main building to find that Faron wasn't behind the counter answering the phones or greeting people. I looked out of the front doors to see exactly what our problem was. In the parking lot were about twenty police cars with lights flashing and cops with guns drawn. "Come out with your hands up."
Matt and I walked out only to have the cops bark another order ",Turn around and walk towards me backwards until I tell you to stop." We did as he said and about halfway there he yelled at us again ",Get on your stomachs with your arms out at your sides."
"He didn't say Simon says," I mumbled as we did exactly as he said. Didn't want to get shot or anything.
We were put in handcuffs and jerked up to our feet as Chris was hauled around the corner by two other officers. He was also in handcuffs. Faron was already in the back of a squad car. "Jessica Renyolds, Matthew Ericson, and Christian Parker you are under arrest for breaking and entering. You have the right to remain silent. Anything...oh, why am I bothering you already know this by heart."
So, we were taken to the police station where we were soon joined by Billy and Libby. The cops did the same thing they always did. We were put into seperate interrogation rooms and questioned for several hours. I fed them the same lines I always do just like my friends did. "Breaking and entering I have never done that. A lab ? I don't even know of any labs around here. Stolen animals ? Did you really find any stolen animals at the shelter ? Those are the same animals that we've had for the last year. And what kind of animals were stolen ? Who would steal animals from a lab. I mean, they could be infected with something. EWWWWWW ! Can I have a coke ?"
That was the only thing I said for the entire time I was in custody. I met up with the others in the station parking lot. I stared at Billy and Libby for a moment before blurting ",I thought you two were dead. Killed ! Maimed and murdered by those things."
"What things," Billy asked as we all began to walk home.
"The things at the lab," Matt whispered ",the evil, cloned things."
Billy burst into laughter as I interrupted ",Oh, found out who those guys are."
"WHO," Chris, Faron and Matt yelled.
"Toby said they are the Fellowship. He understands them. Says they speak Tolkien languages. I think they were somehow cloned. Yet, I have no idea how you can clone fictional characters."
I stopped when I realized no one was standing next to me. I turned to see all of my friends just staring at me with their mouths practically on the ground. "What ?"
No one said anything.
(A/N- I don't know if anyone got the reference to the Monkey Brains. But it doesn't literally mean "monkey brains". It refers to a certain part of a guy's package. I got the name from an old friend who use to call that body part that.)
Next time- The Fellowship Learns English
Good thing the fellowship guys are smart or else it might take years to teach them english. So, they learn english. Chris get his nose broken when it meets a certain fist. And Susan makes a surprise visit.
Disclaimer- I own nothing. If I did I wouldn't work in retail to pay my bills.
Chapter Three
They're coming to take us away-HA HA!
I awoke feeling quite cramped and claustrophobic. I couldn't move. I reached on my left side to feel one curly head then two curly heads. On my right I also felt two curly heads. My TV was on full blast and I knew that Toby also had to be in the room. I opened my eyes to see that I was surrounded by hobbits on either side of me and Toby was at the foot of my bed, all of them watching Codename: KND. "Okay, you guys need to move. I have to get dressed for work now."
The four hobbits all looked up at me totally clueless until Toby translated. They smiled and quickly moved out of my way as I stood up. I looked down at all of them to see my bedroom completely trashed. There was quite possibly the contents of the whole kitchen in there. Toby eyed me inncently as I sighed. "This had better be cleaned up by the time I get home."
I left the bedroom and walked into the bathroom. There in my private sanctuary were the other four. Legolas turned to look at me and I screamed my head off. He was wearing a green face mask. He quickly moved to wash it off. The dwarf, who I had figured out was Gimli, was using my toothbrush. I shuddered at that. Aragorn was in my shower actually taking a shower. And Boromir had found what could only be described as the most embarrassing items in my bathroom. He was sitting on the toilet seat (no, he wasn't going to the bathroom) staring at a condom in one hand and a tampon in the other. I could feel my face going several shades of red. "Out ! Out ! OUT !!! Now."
The four quickly retreated out of the room not needing a translation for my screaming. As Boromir passed by me on his way out I yanked my personal items away from him. They joined Toby and the hobbits on the bed to watch TV. "Toby, there's a tv in the living room."
"But I always watch my cartoons in your room."
"I know but we don't always have other people staying here. Now, go to the living room and watch 'toons in there. When I get out we need to have a talk about personal space and privacy."
I shut the door to the bathroom and began to get dressed for work.
Twenty minutes later I emerged starting to somewhat get out of my foul mood. I made my way down the hall and down the stairs to the kitchen where the four older members of the Fellowship were eating what looked to be the remnants of the pantry. I knew this because Gimli had a can of sardines. The other three were splitting a jar of roasted peppers. "House meeting," I yelled over my shoulder. Soon the rest of the house had joined us in the kitchen. "Alright, Toby, we need to set some rules. First, no one uses my bathroom. Its my personal space and the one place that I can get away from everyone. Second, no one goes into my things. This includes all things in my bathroom, my bedroom, and my office."
Toby looked confused ",You don't have an office."
"Fine," I sighed as the others just stared at me without a clue. "The place where my computer is. They are allowed to use the computer but only when I'm here. My car is also off limits unless I'm driving. The last thing I need is to end up in jail because one of them hit something or somebody with my car. No one answers the door except for you, Toby, and only for people you know except for Susan. We don't need our sister asking all kinds of questions about these guys because you'll only tell her the truth."
"But, Mom and Da always told me to tell the truth," Toby said with a frown.
"I know. But I'm not telling you to lie to Susan. I'm just telling you not to let her in and if she does get in don't tell her anything. See, now that's not lying. Now, I've got to go to work."
I left the house completely oblivious that my day was going to go completly down hill in about two hours and counting.
I picked up Matt and ended up being ten minutes late because of him and his preening. When I pulled into the parking lot for the animal rescue shelter Faron and Chris were already there waiting for us. I opened up the front doors and we went to our respective tasks. Unfortunately for Matt and me, we were in charge of cleaning the dog yards. That's a great job (sarcasm completely implied). Once that was done we sat around waiting for the onslaught of people to begin filing in to see every one of our dogs and cats.
Two hours later....
Matt and I were still sitting around waiting for people to come in. My radio popped to life and Chris' voice came over the speaker ",Does anyone find it a little strange that no one has come in ?"
"We're going into the main building to find out what's going on," I answered back.
We walked up to the main building to find that Faron wasn't behind the counter answering the phones or greeting people. I looked out of the front doors to see exactly what our problem was. In the parking lot were about twenty police cars with lights flashing and cops with guns drawn. "Come out with your hands up."
Matt and I walked out only to have the cops bark another order ",Turn around and walk towards me backwards until I tell you to stop." We did as he said and about halfway there he yelled at us again ",Get on your stomachs with your arms out at your sides."
"He didn't say Simon says," I mumbled as we did exactly as he said. Didn't want to get shot or anything.
We were put in handcuffs and jerked up to our feet as Chris was hauled around the corner by two other officers. He was also in handcuffs. Faron was already in the back of a squad car. "Jessica Renyolds, Matthew Ericson, and Christian Parker you are under arrest for breaking and entering. You have the right to remain silent. Anything...oh, why am I bothering you already know this by heart."
So, we were taken to the police station where we were soon joined by Billy and Libby. The cops did the same thing they always did. We were put into seperate interrogation rooms and questioned for several hours. I fed them the same lines I always do just like my friends did. "Breaking and entering I have never done that. A lab ? I don't even know of any labs around here. Stolen animals ? Did you really find any stolen animals at the shelter ? Those are the same animals that we've had for the last year. And what kind of animals were stolen ? Who would steal animals from a lab. I mean, they could be infected with something. EWWWWWW ! Can I have a coke ?"
That was the only thing I said for the entire time I was in custody. I met up with the others in the station parking lot. I stared at Billy and Libby for a moment before blurting ",I thought you two were dead. Killed ! Maimed and murdered by those things."
"What things," Billy asked as we all began to walk home.
"The things at the lab," Matt whispered ",the evil, cloned things."
Billy burst into laughter as I interrupted ",Oh, found out who those guys are."
"WHO," Chris, Faron and Matt yelled.
"Toby said they are the Fellowship. He understands them. Says they speak Tolkien languages. I think they were somehow cloned. Yet, I have no idea how you can clone fictional characters."
I stopped when I realized no one was standing next to me. I turned to see all of my friends just staring at me with their mouths practically on the ground. "What ?"
No one said anything.
(A/N- I don't know if anyone got the reference to the Monkey Brains. But it doesn't literally mean "monkey brains". It refers to a certain part of a guy's package. I got the name from an old friend who use to call that body part that.)
Next time- The Fellowship Learns English
Good thing the fellowship guys are smart or else it might take years to teach them english. So, they learn english. Chris get his nose broken when it meets a certain fist. And Susan makes a surprise visit.