P.NOOOOOOO! You can't marry him! He is supposed to marry Ginny and you are supposed to go inot doubble marriage with Angelica and Lucius.. Well! WELL!!!!!!!starts building up her usual flame of dangerous fire
D. Uhhhh.. looks scared and moves slowly away from the scene!!
H. Bad Witch BADBADBADWITCH YOU SCARED MY DRACO!stopps dead in his tracksMarry Draco? What the hell was I thinking my true love is standing right there.
L.just stands there and watches his nailsLakeeps on watching his nails, then looks upWhat do you want Potter!Potter.. Noooo Potter!
Cliffhanger number two...Gah
(((Ooooh..you're evil...)))
H: You know what, Angelica? He really does look damn gorgeous in those trousers!
D: Harry!!!?! twaps Harry over the head
H: Ouch! What was that for? You're not even interested in me!
Petra and Angelica sits in the couch, sharing a big bowl of popcorn
D: That doesn't mean my feelings aren't hurt!
A: whispers to Petra I doubt he wants to admit it, but he looks veeery hurt! points to Draco
D: I'm standing right here! Uh...mutters You'd think I was invisible!
Harry suddenly grabs Draco and kisses him passionately
A: Woho! Action!
R: grabs Lucius around the waist You know, this makes me kind of h-Lucius claps a hand over Remus mouth
L: Don't you say it....
R.
Oh yes I'm Horney.
L. steps back with wa huge flush on his
headWhy meee.. I jut wanted to be evil.. WHy ME!
Suddenly Hermione and Ron appear out of nowhere thorought the black hole from Hogwarts
Hr. What i shappening here? You do know you coul db eexpelled for putting up a black hole here.
D. Uhhhuhhuhhuhhhgoggles blood mud...starts speaking wierdly
H: Are you allright, baby? worriedRon: Baby? sweatdrops
Hr: Are YOU alright, Harry?
H: pokes Draco Love?
Draco is still talking crazy
R: Hornyhornyhorny Hooooooooooooooooornyyyy! sings
L: Ssssssssssshut....up.....
Ron walks to Harry who's trying to comfort Draco, and thwaps him over the head
H: Aaaaaaoo!
D: gasp You hit the love of my life! DIE DIIIIIEEEE! attacks Ron
Ron: Eeep! runs
Hr: There's got to be a reasonable explanation for this!
H: NO DRACO! NOOO! That's my best friend you're trying to kill!
D: He hurt you and I've gotta revenge your pain!
L: sigh It has finally happened...my son has lost his mind....
H: seducive Draaaaacooooo, stop trying to kill my best friend and I'll kiss youuuu!
Draco looks between Ron, whom he has in a deathgrip, and Harry
D: lets go of Ron Come here my darling!
Hr: I mean, love potions are illegal, so it couldn't be that...although, Malfoy is pretty illegal as he is....
L: Witch one of us?
Hermione suddenly realises that sr Malfoy also is standing in the room with them.....topless
Hr: Ga...ga...hee...
L.Well?
Hr. That would depeendshakes her head what am I doing?. Uhmm, I mean uhh, well!
L.looks at Hermione with a wissioius lookYes?
D. kisses Potter passionatley.
Severus Snape. What i soging on Hary ? Harry what do you think your doingSnape realises secretly that the love of his life is standing before him kissing a Malfoy! and Hermione is drewling over Draco
Dumblerdore enters
Dumbledore. Ohh Snape!winks!at!Severus!
A: OK, that was very confusing.....Firts of all: Dumbledore! You're to old for any of us, so therefor you have to go! NOW!Angelica points at the door and Dumbledore walks away
A: Second: Severus! You're no child molestor! Keep your hands of Harry! Firstly, he is property of Draco, and secondly, the fangirls all have their chances before you! Go fall in love with Remus or something! points at Horny!Remus
R: Yay! I gots meh two hunky sex-objects now!
A: And thirdly: Draco and Lucius, they're both as evil, Hermione! You should know that by now! Oh...and go fall in love with Ron or something!
Ron: Yay!
A: Ron! Go back to being secretly in love with your best friend!
Ron: Yessirmam!
A: Ah...I feel my work here is done for now...nods proudly
P: But...what about me?
A: You made this mess in the first place!
P: thinks Ooooh, yeah, that's right!
P. Points at the horny Remus.What are we going to do about him
L. Don't you darepoints evilly at Petra
A. sits down on the floor and starts sending sparks with her secret wand!
P. I didn't know you wherer a witch!everybody murmurs yeah and moves in slowly on Angelica
A.looks uphee....evilly laughs and starts sayign spells
P: ...uhm...Angelica?
A: Akrava kefrabra! points at everyone
everyone sweatdrops
P: It's supposed to be Avada KedRon hits her with a chair
Ron: Don't tell her that!
A: Tell me whaaaaat?? blinks
Ron: Oh, no! I'm not stupid enough to fall for that!
D: I could have sworn you were!
Ron: Hey! Harry, defend me! I'm your best friend!
D: Hey yourself! I'm only getting you back for all those times when you were mean to my boyfriend!
Ron: in a small voice ....I said I was sorry....
A: Avada Chickenface! points at Snape
Snape gets turned into a yellow bug
A: Weeeeiiii! jumps around
Hr: Uhm...I don't know what to say....
D: Yeah, we all passed that stage loooooong ago!
Hr: ...