P. MAybe we should go now ehh?
D. Why, I'm sure nothing can happened. Come on my boyfriend beet Voldie..right?right?looks around for Harry
H....
Hr. Exactly what I said.
D.Yuo didn't say anythign you just stared at us like a mudblood.
H....
HR. My point exactly!
A.Avada monkey!points at Remus who looks at her and starts eating a scary amount of bananas that keep appering from the black hole.
P. Wheres Dumbledore?
everyone looks around for him excapt for Angelica who is evilly playign with her avadas.!
A: Avada Hamburger! points at Hermione
Hermione glowed brightly pink for a moment before she suddenly grabs a hold on Lucius and kisses him
D: stares with mouth wide open DAD!
H: Woha, go Hermy!
Hr: lets go of Lucius Mrrrreow!
L: Hey! Am I the only one getting molested here and WHY ON EARTH aren't anyone helping meeee??!!!?
R: Let's go fgets bitch-slapped by Lucius
L: I'm not doing anything with you until you kill her! points at Hermione
R: sob But I don't waaahahaaaant to kill heeeeer! whines I only want to fgets bitch-slapped once again, this time by Snape
S: No foul languiage infront of the children!
H: mouns Oooh, Draco!
Harry and Draco is laying on the sofa, making out
Ron: I think I'm gonna be sick! runs out to the bathroom
Hr. You lousy Malfoycurse wearign off. I can't believe that I kissed you, I'm secretly in love with Ron and everybody knows that right?
R.Stops throwing uip in the bathroom an dturns around...
H. Ohh...
D. COuld we stop with the ... s please!
Everybody else. ...
D.
glares evilly from underneath Harry
R. Can we F now?gets
bitch slapped one more time this time by Crookhanks who has
mysteriousley found her way itno the room throught the black hole
from Hogwarts.
H: kisses Draco again Stop with the what?
D: sighs dreamingly Uuuh...wha...? kisses Harry and they bith fall down on the floor
Voldemort comes in through the door
V: HaHaHaa! Here am I Voldiepants! Oh, um, I mean, Voldemort!
All except for Angelica, who's too buisy playing with her wand: gasp VOLDIEP...uh...mort!
Harry And Draco stops kissing
H: Stand back everybody! I will save you! turns wand to Voldie
V: Avada Kedstops suddenly, Angelica standing by his side
A: I think you're saying it wrong!
V: .....WHAT??!!!
L: Uh...Angelica....that's not the right way to approach Voldemort! shudders
R: I'm hoooornyyyyyy! whines
L: sighs Shut up....
V: WTF?!!
A: I think it's Avada Kartoffel! points at Voldie
Voldie gets turned into a bear
P: Aaaaaw! Cutie! cuddles the bear
L: backs away slowly Uuuh....
R: grabs Lucius and walks away with him, laughin evilly
L: Oh, not again!
V: Groarr!
A: Avada Sugar!
Voldie turns into an austridge
Ron and Hermione rolls around on the floor laughin
Snape. So exactly what is going onturns to Angelica.
everybody in the room turns around slowly and angelica looks evilly back
A. Moahhohaohaohastarts laughing evilly and turns back to Voldie pants, uhh Mort.. Yeah you know what I mean.
P. I am going to stop this!points her finger at Voldie You out! ANd you twopoints at H and D, go back to what you where doing. Voldieuhh whatever he is is supposed to be evil remember?
no one moves an dth esilence is broken only by
L. AAAAAAH!
R. Voldie?
Voldie. Now that I think of itm, I like Lucius more...Get away from my private death eate!
A&R: AAAAAGH! MY LUCIUS! suddenly stops up to glare evilly at eachother
V: No, now he's mine! He is mine and we will rugets knocked down with a chair
Narcissa stands behind him with a chair raised over his head
N: You're all wrong! He's legally mine! holds up marriage licence
A: Eh, you know he's been shagging Remus here, don't you?
Narcissa turnes around to Remus
N: growls Quit manipulating my idiotic husband!
Lucius starts to protest, but thinks about it and decides to just shut up and sit down
A: runs forward and tries to take the marriage licence from Narcissa RARRR!
N: stabs Angelica through the stomach with a stick GAAAH!
A: Ouch....lies in a bloody heap with Voldy
D: Mom...you...you killed Angelica...stunned
H: She...she's dead?
Harry and Draco looks numbly at eachother before they hug and starts dancing and singing
H&D: SHE'S DEAD! SHE'S DEAD!!!! jumps around
P: Wow...I don't know what to say....
everybody turns to look at Narcissa
A and V. No one can ever kill us.both start laughing insanely and everyone turns back to look at them
P. THis is just fuing strange!
R. Anybody saying fu?I'll do that, with with.. starts sobing uncontrollably onto Narcissas robesLUUUUUUUUUUUCIUS!
L. Oh shut up before she pokes you too!
R.looks up disbelievingly at LuciusYou, you said you loved me...
Silence falls oover the room once again, and everyone is looking at each other... Even teh two dead people on the floor who aren't really dead well what can you excpect from Angeliacs and Petras world. Moahha
D and H. Ohhh...
L: feels all eyes on him and laughs nervously Eehe...Remus...glurp I mean...NO! No I don't love you! sweatdropsRemus starts sobbing and Harry and Draco goes forward to pat him on the back
D: Dad....how can you be so crule?
N: I-I had no idea you felt like this Lucius! hugs Lucius Honey, I'll gladly divorce you so that you can be with your one and tru love!
L: in shock N-Narcissa?
Narcissa smiles and Lucius goes forward and kisses Remus
all goes 'aaaaw'
D&H: Kawaiiii!!!
R: Wooooff! Come here honey! smoochsmooch
They both fall down and roll around on the floor
D: Wow...my parents are splitting up!
H: Don't worry babe, you still go me! smileflirt
D: Oh, yeah! kisses Harry