N.looks at Draco and LuciusAwwww, just like if they where actually related.
everybody turns to look at Narcissa
D. Uhh, what are you talking about..
N. Oh sorry dear, thats right that was my other son. Sorrystarts moving towards the door.
A. and V. Wait for us...
N. We are the three evils!
the three of them laughs madly and smoke comes out of their wands
D an H and P. Not again!
A: Well...actually...I'm not really evil...
Everyone: gasp
A: And this is just a twig glued together with a paperclip! shows her 'wand' and sobs
D: I KNEW IT!
A: sobs some more I-I just wanted to fit in!
N: Well you never will! As long as you're like one of theise weaklings! points at Lucius, Draco and other people that can be classified as weaklings
A: throws herself on the floor NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
H: Well, I don't think you're evil! points to Narcissa
D: SSSHHHHHHut up! thwaps Harry
N: twitch Why you little!
L: Avada kedavra!
Narcissa dies
L: Heeeey, Angelica, your twig works!
A: smiles Yay it does!
P: Uuuuhm...tries to go away from there, but crashes into someone
CLIFFHANGER! Hwo is this person Petra bumped into? Is Angelica rtuly NOT-evil? Is that really a wand? Is Narcissa dead for real? Does this sweater look good on me?
D. Where did she go?
H. Who?
D. I donn't really know but she was Angelicas friend now shes gone. And if shes not here that nmeans something becaouse Voldie isnt here either.
everybody looks confused at Draco who has an expression of a smart person on his face.
Hr. Oh give it up, you'll never be a Gryffindor, righ tHarry...
H.awkard moment
A. Can we please get back to the point here, Draco your mother is dead, Luccius, you just murdered your wife, Hermione your supposed to be shagging Ron in a broomcloset or something, and Remus...looks at Remus, just drag Lucius with you to the other room and shag happily ever after got it!
P. What about me and Voldie?
both enters the room again, well Petra never left since she tripped into someone
A. DO NOT INTERRUPT ME! Petra and Voldie how did you too get together?
P. I bumped into him? He was just sitting there on the floor talking in some vierd language.
everybody looks stunned and then jumps behind the nearest furniture for protection
A. We are doomed, women, childeren and sweeters first. Not you Narcissa, go back to playing dead.
N. scowls
A: Ugh...I've done all my commanding for the day now...sighL: sulking I want candy....
Ron: stands up and starts singing I WANT CANDY! Dududududu! I WANT CANDY!
H: takes over Draco on the beach, there's nothing better hugs Draco from behind But I like Draco when he's wrapped in a sweater!
Hr: Someday soon I'll make him mineglace to Ron Then I'll have Ro-uhm-CANDY all the tiiime!
Ron, H & Hr: WE WANT CANDY! dududududuuu! WE WANT CANDY!
P: REMIX! music starts all dance like
They stop singing and Ron dances forward to preform a cool HipHop dance
V: WORK IT BABY! TAKE IT OF! Ron throws his shirt at Voldie
Harry drags Draco with him on the dancefloor and Ron steps back. They both starts to dance a complex dance
All except Angelica joins in
A: sits on the floor Uh...you're all nuts....
Music stops and all freeze in a big finale
S: Wohoooo! claps
R. P. S. Shut up!
Voldie. Yeah I want to know how the song endsstands on the middle of the dance floor with Crabbe and Goyle dancing a very dtrange dance.
everybody
looks appelled at Voldemort
P. Aren't you supposed to be all evil
and wanting to kill everybody.
V.thinks
A. Don't remind himtakes up her... uhhh, wand again and starts performing a charmLockhart...gah Lockha...
Hr.
What? Lockhart where!looks away from Ron
R. Wait, don't
think of him, think of me mememememememe! Can't you hear me?
Hr. Do you wna tme to think of you?
everybodyAwwwww.....
Harry Potter adn the RHR crazy ness
Everybody. Don't speak, I know jut what yourr sayingstarts waving candels
V: Well...sighs I do have this love for music! I need it! I crave it! Therefor, I am evil!
C&G: Wohooo! claps Way to go!
D: Sellouts!
G: Uh...and scince are you on touchy-termes with Potter? looks repelled at Dracos hand on Harrys shoulder
H: shoves Draco Uhm, Dray...are you gonna tell them?
D: ....I'd rather not....
H: Are you ashamed of me? big puppy-dog-eyes
D: No, of course not!
C&G: stares with mouths wide open
D: looks back at Crabbe and Goyle Oh, as if you didn't know this was going to happen sooner or later!
Blaise and Pansy enters
Pa: Oh, Dracy-Pooh!
D: No, Pansy-sprungofallevil!
Pa: Lets make sweet lurve!
R: Hey, that only works for me! looks grinning at Lucius
B: stares at half-naked Lucius Heeeeello! sceducive grin
L: Just let me die.......
H: So that's, what? Five or six people in love with your dad?
D: Mmmhmm...this happens every time he takes of that shirt!
H: Yeah, it's something rather allouring about those...soft, but masculine muchles...slightly tanned skin....his perfect eyes, oooh, and that long hair...drool
D: slaps Harry Hey, you're mine!
H: Yes master!
P: comes close to Lucius Hehehe....grabs his arm
L: afraid Remus....help?
P: Rarrrrrr! licks Lucius arm
A: Eeeeew! Petra, that's just gross! You're getting saliva all over him!
P: I know! bites Lucius fingers in a seducive manner
B: Hey! shoves Petra away He's mine!
Pa: Yeah, and Dracy-Pooh is mitakes one look at Draco and Harry, who are making out againHarrys.....faints
V: starts singing a Spice-girls song If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends!
P: lying on the floor Ouch...that Blaise is sertainly possesive!
A: Yeah, I can tell! looks at Remus trying to get Blaise away from humping Lucius leg
Seamus and Dean enters too
Se: goes to Angelica How you doin'? (((I've beein watching to much friends)))
