Hr. I can't believe you 'd bet against yoru best friend.
R/ My best friend is shagging our worst enemy.
Hr. So would it be better if your best friend was shagging your best friend caouse then there would only be conflicts all the time!
R. Ohh I see so you're shagging Remus are you.
Hr. Who? I thought Harry was your best friend. What is wrong with you men!
R. makes the victory sign and then goes back to looking struck when Hermione looks
G and F. Okay so who wants death bringer guypoints at Voldemort..
V. Me, who where! I'll kill im!looks around and then stares back at the rest looking like he doesen't know what they're talking about.. Okay My squirrel got killed when I was young and my life has never been the same sincestarts sobbign onto Angelicas shoulder..
A. pushes the sobbing Voldemort off her and takes his wand You know I'm watching a cat fight!
P. Mmhfffpshewing her hands!! Go Harry go my darling!
Everybody. looks at Aragorn who has just taken out his sword and then at Legolas and Harry who seam to be having an intimate conversation by the lake that come from now where. There seams to be a giant squid in it...
A: Phew...this is all kind of boring....all I want is to relax in a hot bathe with crisps, candy and MER to drink....V: And maybe with ME in the bathtub?
A: thwaps Voldemort Ey, no filthy remarks, or I will have to kill you!
H: Hey, would you, cause I'd rather NOT!
D: Hey, baby, when did you get back? kisses Harry
H: Just now! I had a disgussion with Legolas over here and we decided there's no need to fight!
P: sigh No more cat fighting...sulking
Ar: Ah, well you could probably start a fight with some of them! points to other HP chars
P: Yeah...I guess I could!
V: Does anyone want som icecrgets tackled by Fang
Hagrid steps in
Ha: Ey, I thin' I killd the evel dude...
R: Uhm...Hagrid...you sound like a surfer...
Ha: I 'no!
R: Uh...already then...
L: sigh Shagshagshag...dammit, why on earth did you have to feed me viagra?
R: Dunno...fun I guess...
L: growls angrily and drags Remus to a bedroom You'll just have to stay with me 'til the viagra wears of!
Ha: I-
Ron: Shush you!
Ginny Weasley stepps in.
GW. Ha, harry? Why are yo shagging your moratal enemy?
The whole room turns silent. Even the noises from the LUCIUSREMUS FILLED bedroom stopps.
L and R. Wow...
G. I don't even want to know what that was all about.
H. Well, I s'ppose is jus t'e go surfin again!
H. Draco I think we sohould announce our engagement now.
D. I think they had it figure out..
Hr. I think I know what's going on. We're trapped in some kind of different place where those peoplepoints meanancingly at Petra and Angelica are somehow making us do and say things we normally never would.
R. Shut up. I kind of like it here.
D and H. Yeah!
Voldie. Gerroff....struggels from underneath Dumbledore who triumphantly starts on the mars bar.Ha: Cowabunga dudes! Hagrid walks out with only bathingshorts on and a surfingboard under one armG: HEY! I wanna go to the beach too!
F: gasp ME TOOOO! Eh! whine
H: Uuuugh...idiotic people...
D: stands there in bathingshorts WAIiiIii! BEACH! takes out a bathingball
H: sigh I'm marrying an idiot...looks at Draco and smiles A gorgeous idiot that I love! beams
D: jumps Let's all go to the beach!
H: Okey darling!
R: peaks out of doorframe Uhm...I think we'll stay here! smile
L: Heh eh he! drags Remus in again
everyone goes to the beach
---At the beach---
D: runs around with his ball WEEEIIIIIII!
Ron: I can't believe Harry's actually going out with him....
Hr: I can't believe Harry's actually going to marry him...
Ron: I can't believe how great looks in those bahingtrunks...
Hr: I can't believe you just said that...
Ha: SUUUUUFIIIIIING! runs out in the water
V: sob My mars bar....
Du: munches on mars bar Namnam!
H: Ey, Draco honey, wait up!
A: runs past Harry DRACO! Throw the ball to meee!
D: MY BALL!
P: tackles Draco and takes the ball My ball!
A: gasp Petra! Throw me the ball!
P: No!
S: AAAGH! tackles Petra and takes the ball My ball! evil crackle
Ron: Eh, Petra! Tackle him! Take the ball back!
P: Bu-but he's so slimy...looks at Snape in disgust
A: Eh! stans infront of Snape My ball? Stretches her arms out for the ball in a very childlike manner
S: Aaaaw...pets Angelica on her head
Helena suddenly tackles Snape
He: laught madly Ah, aj hav takén de bollen! runs away
A: stared after Helena She...she took the ball...starts crying
B: There there! Blaise pets Angelica on her head
Pansy comes to the beach, wearing a pink frilly bathingsuite
Pa: Get your hands of that filthy mudblood Blaise!