p. everybody tackles Pansy Parkinson! NOOOOOOOOOOW!

everybody runs forward and tackles the poor little bitchy slytherin

D. Uho...

H. What was that?looks at Draco who has just seen Ginny walk onto the beach with a beach ball

D. MY BALL!runs to attack Ginny and get the ball

G. Where did everybody go?thump OUCH DRACO MY BALL!

F and G. Oh yeah you go get him Ginny!

Ginny is chasing Draco around on the beach while Draco huggs his?!? ball

H. PASS IT TO MEEEEE!

D. Damn itwhispers . Oh okay Darling.now louder

A and V.MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEboth jump up at the same time to get the ball but neither get it and it lands in the water by Hagrid who is floating arouind on his super sized surfing board.

Voldie. Angelica? You wanna be my evil plotter and faithful death uhh, eatress?

A: Go eat sanpes thongs...

VOldie.starts crying

S. nearbyWhat exactly do you know about my thongs.grabbs his tush protectively

Voldie stops sobbing and checks out Snape in a scary..veeery scary way

S: shivers and backs away to Angelica Help meee...whisper

A: Hah, why would I?

G&F: Maybe we all can get to some sort of agreement? identical evil smiles

Angelica joins in

A: That sounds like a splendid idea! If we get rid of Voldiepants there you will have to do us a favor!

S: Fine! Fine! Just hurry up!

V: drool He he he

Angelica slowly gets closer and closer to Voldie

V: loosk suspiciously at Angelica and then back to Snapes...well...you know mmm drool

A: Heeeh...gets closer, clearly hiding something behind her back

F&G: giggles madly and evilly

Gi: Uhm...what are you doing?

F: Just be still and observe!

Angelica is now standing right behind Voldie

Hr: sigh That'll never work...shakes head

Ron: What? What is she doing?

Hr: She's obviously gPetra claps a hand over Hermiones mouth

P: Shush! Don't spoil the fun!

V: to stupid to realise anything Gneh he hee...

In a swift motion Angelica rapidly smacks Voldemort over the head with the frying-pan she'd been hiding behind her back

V: dead Xx

Everyone else: Wohooot! That was grrrreat Angelica!

F&G: claps Angelica on her back Way to go!

Pa: Nuuuuh! Master! is tackled and half-dead

P: Bah, shut up...hits Pansy with a baseballracket

L and R.join the beach Did we missomething?

L. VOLDIE!

R. BEACHBOLL.

H. Oh would you shut up about the stupid ball already?

Victoria Beckham walks past.

H. I think Draco is cheating on me with a beach ball!

VB. You only wish you knew half of it..strolls on with a tight grip on David Beckham

D. Uh.

F and G. ...

Hr. NO!starts to panickNo more ...

R. ...? You know there probably is a book about it?!?

Hr.calms downuh book??BOOK!GRANGER WANT BOOK NOW!

Voldie starts moving slowly as pansy gives him CPR!

A. Pansy? I didn't know you took muggle studies.

Pa. Looks around with a frightened gasp. Uh, no an I don't know Brad Pitt. I SWEAR. It was all Hermione!

everybody looks sucpisiously at Hermione

HR. Well she started hitting on him, I told her he was married, and then Remus came along.. and we all knew what happeneds then

Everybody agrees.

R. WHat do you lot want now. Can't a poor man even be horny alone anymore?

L.ATTACK!!!!

H: Dude...Lucius....You're not my bro' anymore!

L: lies on top of Seamus Huh?

Hg: Dude...people...chill out...

L: still on top of Seamus Did you just call me 'Dude'?

Se: twitch Gerrofme!

Hr: squeal I wanna have a squirrel! A pet squirrel! SQUIRRELSQUIRRELSQUIRREL! glomps Ron

R: muffled scream help meee...

V: suddenly very much awake NEVER! runs out in the water

Everyone watches as Voldie sinks

Pa: Oh, well...it was for the best anyways...He knew to much!

F: Are you completely wacked? He knew nothing!

G: Really....I could have sworn he knew something....

Hr: Squirrel...

H: Dude...

D: Harry...darling, are you allright?

P: to Harry I'm bleeding...shows tiny wound on her hand

Draco falls over

H: That's such a turn-on...

P: gasp Really?

H: I was talking about Remus...

D: YOU BASTARD! stares angrily at Harry and then at Remus and gaspes

R: Huh? is totally oblivius to the fact that he ony has got on a things and a net- dress

D: Uhm...actually, I can't blame you, Harry-darling!

H: I wuv yew Djako! hugs Dracos' legs and has a puppy-dog look on his face

D: Aaaaaaw, baby!

Se: Can't breath....Xx

L: Hey, are you saying I'm heavy? pissy

R: Bad Seamus! 120 points from...uhm...what house were you in again?

Se: Uuuhm...Slytherin...innocent squished smile

R: Right'o! 120 points from Slytherin then! You little piece of shit!

S: Heeey, don't dock points of my house!

R: Oyeah, why not?

S: Because Finnegan here is from Gryffindor!

R: Uh, doesn't matter anyway...you're only after Lucius!

H: tugs at Snapes sleave Cookie? big puppydog eyes

S: screams GET AWAY FROM ME!

A: bounce RARRR!