P and A. Did you people forget all about us?
D. Yep.
H. Uh dude ofcourse we did, you're so.. Uhhhm. DUde..
HR. That really isn't like you.
R. Hermione what's wrong with you?
everybody looks at Hermione as something is moving under her shirt.
Hr. Uhh....starts whistling innocently..
Voldie.suddenly Voldie jumps out of the water, a bit too much alive to be normal, but he never was huh.. someone shoot me now! MY SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!runs in slow motion towards Hermione
Hr.Stands very still with a shooked look on her face, then starts moving forward in slow motion.
Everybody.in slow miotionNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
D, R ena H. Whats up with them dude?
P: sobs Uhm..dude...I don't think I'm gonna make it out of this alive! sobsob
A: ...WHAT are you talking about?
P: Dude...I dunno...
V: takes one look at Petra, screams and then runs away with the squirrel
Hr: Must get back squirrel! Orelse, the crab-people will take over the world! starts walking towards Voldemorst slowly, like in a tranze
H: Uhm...Hermione?
Ron: grabs Hermione Uhm, Hermy...what are you doing?
Hermione smacks Ron and starts walking again
L: throws a curse at Hermione and she falls down on the ground He he he
R: Ooooh, good work baby!
P: scream EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOUHI! YOU KILLED 'MIONY! panikpanik
A: scream DON'T SCREAM PETRA!
F: Myou! Shut up both of you!
D. DUDE! You killed Mione?!!?!
L.Now that Voldie is gone I'll take over the world, and that Remus is a very handy death shagger, uhm eater... whistles
H.and over to Hermione
Hr. SQUIRREL!!!!!!screams
Everybody. screams
F and G. WOULD EVERYBOY STOP SCREAMINGscreams
A. and P. screams backSHUT UP!
A.whispers the one with red hair looks kind of hot.P.whisperes back Uh, Angelica, most of the people here have red hair...A. Oh...points THAT ONE!Voldie. ME??? ME??????????EMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
P. WOw I never realized that he had red hair dude it was a bad dye.. DUDE!
V: pets his fluff I'm so sexy!
A: looks at Voldies hair Can I pet yur fuzz?
V: looks down at Angelica with disgust Pansy! Remove this...thing!
Pa: bows Yes, your fluffyness!
R: takes one look at Voldies fuzz LOL!
L: Uhm...you're not supposed to actually SAY it!
R: LMAO! XD
L: sigh
P: FUZZUZUZUZUZUZZZ! runs right at Voldie and rips his hair of his scalp
Pa: lets go of struggling Angelica Uh...suddenly I don't feel like escorting you away anymore!
A: Yeah, I know the feeling! Get of me! walks away
F: WOW theise are just getting weirder and weirder!
G: The people or the convos?
F: Well...the people were already weird!
G: Ah....yeah, you're right!
Theo appears
T: AHA! It is me, Theo, the six-winged Angel of death!
everyone gasps
T: kisses Fred Mmmmph!
F: Mmmmph! Woha! That was a good kiss!
T: Ey! Why aren't you dead?
F: Uhm...I dunno...were I supposed to die?
T: YES! I use the kiss as a way of killing people!
F: So then you mush have kissed MANY people?
T: YEAH! Uhm...well...no.......usually my brother is always there to stop me!
G: You're a weirdo, you know that?
A: No, I'M a weirdo! Theo here is just a figment of my imagination! He can't help the way he acts!
T: Yeah, that's right!
F: Ah, well...I'm actually taken, so you can't go around kissing me anymore!
T: Aaaawww....
enter Charlie Weasley
Theo emediately looks at Charlie with a wicked grin on his face
A: I'm sooooo bad! ebil
D: Yes you're bad! WHY on earth do I have to wear this dress?
A: Because you're the feminine one! evilevileeeevilgrin
(((What the heck is up with the dress? Can you figure it out? )))
V. What? Are you saying she makes me evil?starts twirling his fluff in his hand he stole it back from Petra.
A. Nah I just made you wacked not evil, you where that already.
P. I rock.. Wait.. I do rock right?looks at Angelica
A. ...
Hr. drops her squirrel
Squirrel. ...
Ron.pats squirrel and Hermiones heads Hermione just calm down okay it ain't that bad...
Hr.hits Ron over the head with a big squirrel look alike
H. jumps out of the squirrel look alike thing.I think we should get Angelica and Petra out of here!whisperes I think they might be controling us.
everybody. Duh...
D. HELLO! Did you people not notice my dress.
h. Hot.
Neo and Trninity enter since they are just walking around dead anyway.
Neo. You people from Zion?
Voldie. Ava...
Pa.smack starts trying to loook gryffoindor I heard you saved the world
Trinity. And I can kil you before you can say voldiehasastupidfluffandthatvampirewannabeboyiswearingagirlsdress...
D. Dude that was a loooong word.
Pa. starts saying the word
Helena enters
Helena. NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!¨
Snape. I am related to your old teacher I think, he used to have big fat stomach and you loved him, at least you kept writing that on your muggle locker.
Voldie. Shut up go join Lucius and Remus shagging Dumbledoore..
Helena. NO!
P. Yeah baby shake that silver beard.
Angelica, Fred, Petra, George and Charile who is giggling with the death angel sits eating popcorn watching Dumblidore and Lucius and Remus as Mc gonagall enters.
Mcgonagall. Snape why is your student wearing a silly dress?
S: It's very fashionable, don't you think?
McG: Uuuhm...no?
L: WHAT did you say about my sons' taste in clothers?
McG: looks at Lucius who has Remus wrapped around him Remus Lupin! What are you doing young man?
R: blushes and lets go of Lucius Uhm..nothing maam!
L: Stand up for yourself werewolf!
R: blushes some more and mumbles
T: Ah, you're a gutless freak! points at Remus And you! points at Draco looking angry
D: Yeah, what about me?
T: smiles Can I come to your wedding?
D: smiles back SURE!
A: Ooooh, please let me come too!
He: And me!
H: Well...alright Angelica, you can come! Uhm...but I don't even know who you are! looks suspiciously at Helena
He: I'm Helena, you stupid little boy!
D: No, Helena! You can't come!
P: gasp Then I won't come either!
A: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH! hita Cho with a branch
C: IIIh! dies
Everyone: ...
A: Whaaaat?
Everyone: shrugs
L. Uhm, Draco honey, you know you might want to change your robes. They are ratheruhhm, how should I put it.
D. I know I know...
L. Oh you do? sigh thank Dark bad God for that.
D. They are way to sexy aren't they, and I wouldn't want to be unfaithful to Harry in anyway.
L. Yes that's right. WHAT?grows red ears, rather a lot like Rons
R. Don't you mind my ears.smacks Petra
P. Can I come to the wedding anyways? Please! I bring good gift yeah?
H.looks at Draco who shrugs Sure, you get to be in charge of the most important duty.
P. I LOVE YOU!
D. Don't even think about it.lazily holds up a turtle at Petra who shrugs and starts dancing around with a stunned Voldie who just go tback from whereve he was with Hermione.
H.whisperes to Draco Her and Angelica get to fix laundry.
D. sighs I never understood why you got put in Gryffindor.
H. What's that supposed to mean.
R. That Slytherins are the hot ones.
Everybody. ...
Hermione enters. Oh dear not now! NOT NOW YOU HEAR ME I DONT NEE THIS RIGHT BLOODY.
everybody.smacks over the squirrels head
Hr. Fals down on top of the squirrel that grew fangs and kils it but at the same time kills Voldlie for the i lost track of how many times he has died time.
A. and P. Everyhing back to normal.
Everybody. screams at each other and start getting on with one another!
P: gasps I just realised I don't have anything to wear to the wedding! shockedfaceA: How 'bout clothers?
He: I'm going to wear a beautiful white dress that-
Draco pats Helena on the shoulder
He: hisses at Draco and then turns back Anyways! The dress goes perfect wi-
D: patpatpat
He: sighs angrily and then turns to Draco with a fake smile Yeeeeeaaas?
D: YOU'RE NOT INVITED!
Hr: gasp I'm not invited?
H: Of course YOU'RE invited Hermione! Just not Helena for some reason!
Hr: Oh! That's good!
D: sigh I need to do something...
Helena hits Draco over the head
D: turns back to Helena Oh, you're going down!
He: Eeep! backs away
D: AAAAGH!
He: Uh-oh! runs
Draco chases after her
L: sweatdropps Is that really my son?
R: laughs Oyeah, baby!