P. bit shocked Harry, I think your boyfriend just ran away after Helena.
H.stuffing himself with chocolate frogs Yeah! guess so...
P. Well.
H. ...
Hr. gives him a warning look
H. Sorry...blushes
P. My point being, please don't let him kill her or something cause then I wont be doing your cleaning!
H.gasps but quickly regains composture OHoh. runs away after Draco and Helena
Voldie. Look at my beautiful girlfriend. pats Lucius I think she might be the one.
He. Oh darling voldie!
P and A. gassps and faints into Harrys and Dracos shocked arms they just come back from trying to see where the hell Helean got to.
Hr. I am NOT coming to their wedding, invited or not.
R. Well, Hermione.
Hr. Yeah?
R. It's kind of the dark lord turn vierd lord, turned dark lord, turned sex lord, turned voldie with a fluff wedding. I agree with you for once!
H.whisperes to Draco who still holds Angelica who is still of in a gobbly world of fainting in his arms Maybe we should have a tripple wedding.
D. I see the twosome, but where do you get three.
H. looks at Hermione and Ron
D. Duh!
F: scream THERE'S A BUG ON MY FOOT!
G: grabs a branch and hits the bug repeatedly while screaming madly BUGBUGBUGBUGBUGBUG!
A: wakes up fully BUG?! Where?!!!! goes directly at the bug
Hr: My squirrel will save you!
D: Wow...they're all completely mad...
H: NUUUH! Not a bu-gets kissed by Draco and suddenly forgets all about the bug
R: EXPECTO PATRONUM!
L: Xx Uuuh
V: Woha! This is like..um...starwars...maaaan!
He: giggles madly and hides the box of fake bugs behind her back
F: sob Stop hitting me!
G: BUGBUGBUGBUGBUGBUGBUGBUGBUG!
P: films it all He he he he...
Colin bumps into Petra
C: Oh, I'm sorry miss! suddenly, from Colins pov. a light is shining behind Petra, and you can se her shaking her head to revieal all of her short blonde hair Gah...drool
P: back to normal What do you want you little twerp?!
C: drools some more Veela...happysmile
R. Veela? WHEREstarts looking around madly and gets an angry glare from Hermione
H. Easy there Ron there aint any.. Vela? Where?
D. looks dumbfounded Oh yeah I know. It's in my blood.
F and G. Not oyou stupid
F. You didn't say bug.
G. Bug.
Hr. My squirrel is gone.
Everybody. YES
P. Who's a Vela?shrugs and keeps on filming Helena, who is selling a fake bug to Voldie for a very large amount of money.
He. What, this isn't real money you fakeevil person.throws the money at Voldie
Voldie. Oh shush...
L. You know, I didn't know the Veela in me was that obvious.
Colin. still drewling
A. Colin? What ya drueling at.
P. sighs Would everybody go back to hitting the fake bug now? I need better material if I'm gonna make it to Oscars!R. ... Oh Lucius sexy!
A. Popcorn!shrieks
C: gets down on one knee before Petra Oh, you beautifullest of beauties! You Veela of the world! Marry me?
P: looks out from behind her camera you say that again and with a little bit more emotion?
C: nods enthusiaticly O-
P: Oh, and could you maybe turn to Ron and say it?
Ron: WHAT?
C: nods and turns to Ron Oh, you beautifullest of beauties! You Veela of the world! Marry me?
Ron: speachless
Hr: EY! thwaps Colin
C: twitching Ouch...
P: laughs evilly Now THIS is gonna win me that Oscar!
A: SQUIEEE! runs around and tripps over Colin
Angelica is knocked out while Petra, Fred and George laughs madly
D: turns to Harry Baby, lets go on a trip!
H: giggle Yeah, lets do that!
D: Does Sweden sound good with you?
H: S-sweden?
D: points to the growing pile of humans on the floor You think they would look for us in Sweden?
H: Hah, good idea!
A. Where did Dracodiddly and Harryrrryly go?sing songs
P. Em little thingys!
Hr. What if they where kiddnapped? We will never find them!
A. I write the script..
p. Ahem.
A. Wasn't finished!
P. huh!
A. I write the script here not some stupid voldy lover.
Hr. You what?
a. IT'S JUST A SAYING! Damn you people. notices the pile of bodies Petra?whisperes Maybe we should be leaving.
P. Yep kind of agree with you. But we'll have to take those sexy things with usnods at the rest.
A What all of them?
A: But...where did Lucius go?L: I'm right here!
P: Yeah, where is he?
L: whaves hands frantically I'M RIGHT HERE!
R: gasp Lucius?! Where are you???!!!!
He: He's right there! points at Sava
L: No, I'm not!
V: Oh, Luciuuuuuus??? Where are you?
Lucius sighs in defeat and sits down on a rock
P: calls Harry Yo, Harry! Can you put Dray on the phone now, baby?
A: watches in wonder
P: Yo, Draydray! Have you seen yo papa?
A: gasps and hides behind Lucius while Voldie gets eaten by a bear
P: No, but Draypoohbaby! Yo papa is gone missin!
A: SQUIE! I've found him! hugs Sava
V: EEEP! runs away from the bear
P: Ai, sure babe!
A: comes back What did he say?
P: Draco and Harry sends their love! to the people
People: Aaaaaaaw!
Ha: Aaaaaaw, de cyiot babas!
He: Wha?
Enter Percy
Pe: He said: Oh, those cute babies!
A: ooooooh! notiseable undersatnding
L: I'M RIGHT HERE!
everyone goes quiet
He: Eh...we know...
everyone ignores Lucius who sits alone in a corner
P. looks hardthinking
A. What.points at Petra with a finger that has a banner hanging from it saying WHAT!
P. THey left us all.
He. Would someone smack the dude!
L. Wich one.
Hr.ignores
R. I think she has a point.
L. WHO has a point?
P. THey did didn't they!
L. HELLO!
A. Yes dear?
L. Who has a point about What?
A. Oh no bad baby, sit down. Sit down!
Voldie and Lucius sits down
L. She was talking to ME.
Voldie. So.
voldie Lucius shag fightr!
R. starts going quiet slowlu You cheeted on meeeeeeee.
p. So we shall all go then?
Everybody except L. Yep!
P and A and He. Sweden here we come!
L: screams DAMN YOU! What do you alway make me do things like this?!!! I was a perfectly normal wizard/deatheater AND I was straight! I had a wife( Who's dead now thanks to you!) AND a perfectly normal son who had every potential of becoming just as handsome and evil as me!
R: hugs Lucius from behind I love you baby!
L: AND I NEVER HAD TO FIGHT OF LUNATIC WEREWOLFS WHO WANTED TO SHAG ME EITHER!
A: Eh, you call that to fight someone of?
Hr: Cause I'd ore or less call it making sweeeeet lurve!
Ron: giggles and blushes
P: Well we can't stand here and fight! Now we have to track down Harry and Draco in Sweden for some reason!
F: WOHOO! SWEDEN!
G: Ey, what's so friggin good about Sweden?
F: shrugs Dunno, but as long as we keep optimistic about it, Angelica won't kill us!
A: looks at Fred with her special puppy dog eyes power Hewwo Fjed!
F: melts Aaaaaw, hewwo! pats Angelica on her head
He: OMG! Pr0n! points at Fred and Angelica
V: screams and hides behind Helena Hide meeeeee
He: He he he he...nerdy dork...
V: Ey, what's pr0n?
enter Percy yet again
P: Pr0n is the internetifyed version of the word porn or pornografy! nods
G: Fred....Why, oh WHY do you have to do this to a fragile little girl like Angelica?
F: pityfull eyes But...I didn't do anything...
A: sits on the ground Itsy bitsy spidersings
P: LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
V: screams again You monster!
F: sob I didn't do anything...
G: Yeah yeah, I guess I'll have to believe you then...
Theo: MURDER! laughs evilly
P: How the heck did you get in here again?
L: Ey, didn't you die?
Theo: uhm...no?
A: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSpider!
Hr: Where?!
V: scream
P: Wow, like...leave me alone!
A: stands up and brushes the dust of her clothers Woha, this is getting out of hand!
R: I wuv you Luci!
L: sighs Yeah, I wuv you to Remy!
A: Aaaaaaw!
He: Eeeeuiii! Yuck!
F: Shush! hits Helena with badmintonracket