somewhere far away in "Sweden"
D.sitting on a sand dune above the others with his beloved Harry Dorks.
H. They are mostly Gryffindors, noble hearted and...
D. Shut up I get it.snogg
back to the crazy people on teh beach again
P. Stop! For all we know Harry and Daco might be getting killed by some evil monster right now.
Everybody. ...
Hr. THey are probably shagging for all we know.
He. I am so agreeing. Uh. You did mean that as a bad thing right.
HR. ... Uh, no dude. their "in Loooooovwe"
R. Lurw.
L. Yep lurw.nods agreeingly at Remus Oh no, I've become a shag eater. Why oh why my bad bad evil ex lord.falls to his knees in front of Voldie
V. Shut up and dont drewl on my wife.
He. looks like she owns the world. secretly The plan is starting to work.
A. What plantotally to loud voice?looks innocent
P. Yeah what plan?
Theo. The one that she doesent want anyone to know about.
Everybody looks sucpiciously at Theo.
F. Carry on.
Theo. looks nearly as snobby as Helena Well, she was planning to marry Voldie, then abandon the poor bloke and take all his money and power, and then turn him into a Gringott turtle.
Bill.enters Gringott has turtles? screams Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
F. Got it already.
Bill. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A. hits Bill over the head with dead Narcissa When did she die anyways?
P. That's the spirit.
He. Lalala.. Spider.
Theo Oh and she was gonna kill us al wiht a poisonous spider.
G and F. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKscreams
A. nad P. So typical!
L and R.
Normaluh?
H: Ooops! tripps
D: Nuuuh!
Harry falls down and Draco goes after him
--meanwhile down therepoints--
Pe: Pladipus...
P:...WHAT?
Hr: Exactly!
A: erhm...why are we still at the beach?
F: My point exactly!
G: numb Why...pladipus? looks at Percy
V: screams PINK ELEPHANTS EVERYWHERE!
A: Over dosage, Helena! Overdosage!
He: Huh?
P: ...WHAT?!
F: Squieeee! Get of my back!
Ron: Everybody, calm down! And Helena, what are you doing drugging Voldemsquish
Everybody looks as Ron gets squished by Harry falling from the sky
H: sits up Ouch...
R: catches Draco Hey, where have you been?
L: Ooooh, Draco! Where did you come frome?
A: I want to marry someone and have loads and loads of kids!
Seamus runs in
Se: gaspes for breath Did...did someone say sex?
A: No...marriage!
Se: wide eyes away
A. Now why do guys keep on doing that every single time I even think marriage?
F and G. looks at each other and then at Angelica ...
P. I think they had a point there, but then... I lost it.starts eating on the t shirt
Ron. I'm hungry!
Hr. Youre always hungry. ust listen to Percy here, he has found a new way of d ecoding the cryptomaniac from the ages of the founders.
Ron.blinks turns to Petra What the hell did she just say?
P That she has the hots for your good ol Perc honey. Sorry to break it to ya bu tif you want that.points vaugley in the direction of Hermione while really thinking about Harry, you've gotta make a move for it. Run. Run and never ever...
He. NOOOOOOOOOO!
everybody looks at Helena
He. TO dramatic for me.
Colin. starting to get over the iitial shook of seeing a , uhm, well "Vela" Vela, oh Vela, let me be yourswhisperes to Petra I have never had sex before.
P. stands perfectly still for about a millisecond and then runs for her life. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIK. VIERD CAMErA bOY WANts sEX.
Seamus again. gasps Now I know someone said sex.trips as Petra lands on top of him
P. squirrel screams Colin.. Sex.. trauma... no... gahgahgah..
Se. Uhuh baby...
A. Cradevra raderovra
Seamus sports rabbit ears and a fony indian salsa accent
A. Nownow Petra, no squirrel would ever scream like that.
P.totally freaked
He. Yess.
Everybody. ...
He. Lalalalla
L: comes forward AND NOW FOR SOME COMERCIALS! brightsmile---Voldie comes in wearing the Ipren-costume---
V: mutters
P: also comes out and pokes Voldie dircretely Say iiiit!
V: in a monotome voice I'm Ipren the intelligent painkill-
A: AAAAAAAAAW! CUTEIPRENMAN!
V: screams and runs away
P: STOP SCREWING WITH THE COMMERCIALS ANGELICA!!!!!
R: sighs And now back to the action!
---At Gröna Lund---
D: You think they'll find us here?
H: Probably, but they have to look for us tough! drags Draco to the rollacoaster
The others is placed out in various positions in Grönan
A: POPCORN! jumps around I awntpopcorngivemePOPCORN!
L: sigh How did we get stuck with you?
R: Uh..lets ditch her and go find you son!
L: Sure babe!
Remus and Lucius walks of while Angelica runs of in the other direction
P: uuuuhm...where did they go? looks around confused
Petra notises she's all alone
P: Oh, crap....
Hr. Why are we here? The finals are in exactly 12 months and 14 days and tirteen hours and...
Ron. holds his hands to his ears. Why oh why do I have a huge thing for that.looks at Hermione.
Meaenwhile underneath te rollercoster
P. Inky twinky spider, skyinky linjky .
H. and D. comes walking by with a huge hot dog
P. Found you!
Both the boys stop midway in eating the hot dog, and the theme song of Sex and the city plays in the back.
P. Wha tte? Uh shit.
H. Look over there.
P. Sure.grabbs Harry and drags him in the general direction that he was pointing at. Let's go steal some chocolate chocolates.
H.looks totally freaked and confused Dwaco save meeeeeee...
D. This relasionship is. Ah forget it. looks very Dracoish and smirks to a cocolate man
Chocolate man. Uh.
D. Thanksgrabs a chocolate cake. Oh little chocolate frog?means Petra This should get her hands of MY fiance.
Meanwhile...
A. into Remus and Lucius sagging behind the hauted house. Excuse me, but this is a haunted.. Uh. Yeah jsut kep on doing that.picks up Petras camera Helenawhisperes Get over here.
Meanwhile
He. heheheheeeeeehehehehehehehehehehlooks whackedeheheheehhe
P: looks all mesmerized and overly happy Chocolate? For Petra?
D: Yes, Petra! All you have to do is let go of my Harry and come over here! waves the piece of chocolate slowly in the air
Seamus crawls and lies down behind Draco
P: drools and watches the chocolate Grgghhuugrh
H: has a look of pain in his expression P-pain!
----enter slowmotion matrix rip of----
Petra lets go of Harry and runs right at Draco, ripping the piece of chocolate aggressively from his hand, this causing him to loose his balance and taking a step backwards, falling over the crouching Seamus.
----and slowmotion matrix rip of----
Seamus crawls away into the haunted house as Petra stands beside the fallen Draco, munching her chocolate
H: hurries to Dracos side, picks him up and runs away to the Paris wheel Eeeeeh!
P: munch Mmmmm...chocolate...
Seamus crawls away to the backside of the haunted house and jumps up and screams his lungs off
L&R: stops the shagging Eh..?
Se: rolls on the ground My eyes!
A: Eh...you stupid, stupid boy! Stop this madness and let the sexy beasts make sweet lurve as they wish!
He: from behind Angelica Ga...ha...in shock
A: sighs Oh, well...
L: blush Could you...like...go away?
A: sighs Oh, well...grabs a hold of Helena and drags her past the shagging couple to collect Seamus and drag him away also
Angelica disappears with Helena and Seamus behind the corner, but appears again soon
A: Continue! she flashes them a big smile before she runs of again
Remus shrugs and continues what he was doing
Fred and George runs up to Angelica who's dragging Seamus and Helena away from the haunted house
F: What's going on?
G: Who screamed?
F: And why?
A: Oh, Harry decapitated Voldemort and is now dancing around with his head impaled upon a stick.
G: Okies!
F: Already then!
G: If you say so!
A: monotone voice Yes, I am serious and not trying to hide the fact that Remus and Lucius is shagging behind the haunted house.
G&F: TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
A: Yeah, now George, take your beloved Helena and carry her away from me, already then, yes?
G: YessirmamsIR! lifts Helena up
A: And Freddy-boy! Take your boytoy and lift him up! We all know you love him! points at Seamus
F: sighs and picks Seamus up If you say so....
A: Ah, I feel my work here is done! stands with her hands on her hips in a secure pose to show her winning talent of matching up people as Fred and George carries Helena and Seamus away from there
V: runs up to Angelica Eh! Ehe ehehehehe eeeh...cry Why is that boy carrying my beloved Helena away from me? big red snake puppy dog eyes
A: sighs and twaps Voldiepants I can't do EVERYTHING! You just have to waith for your turn....
V: Eh...
A: You see, Helena doesn't have a mind of her own when it comes to love and this HP convo, because it's fun to torture her! mad smile So, you just have to wait for George to die!
V: takes his wand and raises it high Gehehehe! gets tackled by rabid, wand searching bludger
A: Ah, sorry! Precautions, you know! takes the wand You're absolutely not allowed to kill anyone you stupid little twit! pets Voldie on his head
V: runs of I'm of to find my Helena!
A: ones again strikes the winning pose and keeps it, standing there for another hour before she gets tackled by another rabid, wand searching bludger
A. sees Petra standing with her chocolate, and then looks at Voldie Oh Voldiepants.
P.stopps eating Angelica why are you looking at me like that with Voldiepants in a tight grip and choking him?
A. Not choking himstruggels to keep Voldie quietshutting. him. up!
P.Oh. Could you maybe like, leave.
A. ...
P. looks down at her chocolate and then up innocently again with crazy puppydog i will kil you if you touch my chocolate even though I love you eyes. Smiles!
A. sighs this won't work. drags Voldie with her
P.blinks then shgurs and starts eating again.
D. Ha, caugh Harry?
H. Yes my love.
Dramatical matrix theme.
D. I can't go anyfurther.
H No! I can't do this without you Trini, uh , Draco.
D. Ye syou can. You must go, I told you I'd follow you til the...
A. What the hell are you to shag people doing.
H.looks offended Ahem, some people are still virgins.
A. ...hysterical laughter
Voldie. Hgaspselp!
He. F. and G. lalalalalalalalala
A. Where did you drop Seamus.
F. Whistles innocently.
Voldie. HELENA
He. VOLDIE!
slowmotion running and kissing and maybe shaggin
Everybody else. Ugh. ......
Hr. So totally dude . ...
R. Don't ask me!holds his hands up innocently
A: Eh, for my sake, I think ALL OF YOU ARE VIRGINS!
everybody stops what they're doing at the moment
F: Ey, what makes you say that?
A: I'm Angelica!
G: Oh...oh...that actually makes scence....
F: You're agreeing with her?! to George
G: Yeah! She's Angelica!
Hr: Uhm...that doesn't explain anyt-
F: Shhh, shhh Hermione! I think he's got a point there!
Ron: Actually...I think so to....
L: Do you think this dress looks good on me? is wearing a black and red, long dress
R: droolsOh, baby....
A: giggle You've never had sex for real, have you?
R: blush
L: is to preoccupied with dancing around in his pretty dark dress to notice anything
P: nibbles chocolate
Se: comes from the disco jet Who's up for some twister?!!
Everybody: Yaaaay!
major travelling to Hallonbergen for some reason
Se: dances TWISTEEEEEER!
Hr: Ey, we could have an all night playing games, watching movies and playing giggles truth and dare and spin the bottle! What do you say?