snickers Welcome to the REAL sequel to How DO they deal with that? The other one The Girl Who Cried Cat was sort of... well lets say it's a prank. There really is a story I'm writing called that, with a similar plot to what I described, but it is NOT the sequel to How DO they deal with that? That was a test run to see how ya'll'd like it. I'm so mean.
Summery: One month later...
What Would Kagome DO?: One Month Later...It was a beautiful summer day. The birds were chirping, the sky was blue, the brooks were babbling, the trees were especially green... you get the point. As I said, it was a beautiful day, but all of that went unnoticed to Kagome.
"WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE!"... yea that's ms. Moody aka Kaflome!... "IT"S KAGOME YA PRICK! KAGOME! BESIDES THAT! DIDN'T YOU START THE LAST FIC OUT LIKE THAT?!... 'ummm... yeaa!'... "unoriginal bitch."... 'THAT'S IT! NOT MIDOL AND NO CHOCOLATE!'... harsh!
The group was walking through the gray, bleak woods, when Kagome suddenly stopped. Stopped, she did, while the rest kept going. No one noticed. They continue walking. Kagome is oblivious with a deer-in-the-headlights look. Onward ho they go. Night falls and they stop.
"Hey Sango..." Shippou asks. "Wheres Kagome?"
SOMEWHERE WHERE THEY LEFT HER...
Kagome blinks a few times before she utters a screech. She runs into the woods and hides behind a bush dropping her bag.
"Umm... Sango, can you get me my bag?"
"Sango?..."
BACK AT CAMP...
"I think she went to the hot springs Shippou," Sango replied, not really knowing or caring, while sending suggestive looks towards Inuyasha who she found out had more than just a lil worm... if you know what I mean. He had a snake. A one eyed, albino trouser snake, to be exact. So that explains the excessive bulge...
Miroku watched with watering eyes as they walk off hand in hand. "IT"S NOT THE SIZE! IT"S HOW YOU USE IT!" he screamed after them. Ignored. Shot down.
BACK WITH KAGOME...
A very very loud scream is heard.
"NO! NO! NOT AGAIN!!!!! PLEASE NO!!!!!... WHYYYYYYY?!"
No Midol, no tampons, no pads. Looks like tampax wasn't there... AGAIN
"Damn you Tampax!!!! EVEN AFTER I RESTOCKED ON THIS SHIT IT STILL WASN'T THERE!!"
Flashback to a week ago...
Kagome wakes up in the middle of the night. Sango is going through her backpack. Sango finds what she's looking for and heads out into the woods.
Back in the present...
"GRRR!!! THAT PILL POPPING LITTLE WHORE!!!!"
Back with Miroku...
"... LITTLE WHORE!!" insert echo
"That sounds like Kagome!" Shippou cries.