P: Well, won't you look at that....Helena and Voldiepants on broomsticks. And they've got Josh Hartnett imprisoned...hm...what a surprise...
G: gasp LOOK AT THAT! It's Helena and You-Know-Who on broomsticks! And they've got Josh Hartnett imprisoned!!!
L: Just like the Weasleys to steal others light like that!
Se: Yeah...that was pretty evil!
L: They're evil I tell you! EVIL! backs away
R: Eh, honey...this room contains three Weasley-children and only one of you...
L: turns to Remus Yeah, but still! Eeeeevil!
P: Uh...guys....I don't care...
G: I was just pointing out a fact!
L: That Petra here just a second before you blurted out with her filthy muggler mou-eh...I mean with her sweet caring voice and her pretty lips! painful
Ron: Uhm...
Hr: raises eyebrow
P: stares in horror at Lucius
L: smiles charmingly
H: ...turns to Draco I wuv you!
D: turns from his father to Harry, not sure of what he should say
P: Eh...I think I'll just go over here now...motiones for the computer
F: Oooooh! Is that a comperutter? reaches the computer before Petra
Fred pushes a button and immediately jumps back and draws his wand when the computer sprungs to life
Everybody: ooooooh!
A. I HEARD THAT! comes runnig into the room wiht her wand. I have a wand?truns back to the others i hEARD THAT TOO!
lucius. IT WAS HIM! HIM I TELL YOUpoints at Fred.
p. Now thats evil...
Fred. Yeah...
G. IT WAS HIM! HIm i TELL YOUpoints at Lucius
Re. I'll open the curtain again.
Everybody. ...
Hr. Noooooooooo.
Re. I was just threatening you.
Hr. Oh, sorry, kínd of becomes a habit.
He. What?
A. Geez you can't even threaten these people to make them take something seriousley.
Se. pokes the computer Look dude a dude compu dude ter...
F. Seee.looks knowingly at Seamus
A.gives Seamus the evil stare but he doesent really notice since he is busy checking out the latest uhmmm...
P. Is that porn?
Se. Yeah.
P. Well uhm, it's, well.
He. SHRIEK! NAKED SNAPE!
Everybodygasp
Se. No it's not.
Everybodylooks at the screen
P. No it's not, it's only monkey dressed in black
Everybody. Oh..
A: Ah...well...nervouse OK! OKEEEEY! sobs So you've discovered my SICK FETISH of monkeys dressed in black! sobs some more
P: Uhm...Angelica...pokes You haven't got a sick fetish of monkeys dressed in black!
A: I haven't? stops sobbing
G: She hasn't?
L: No...no, that monkey has far to much resemblance with Snape to become a object of fetish!
A: sobs some more and looks at pic Yeh....I guess you're right!
L: I always am! shines
P: Hey, it was me who told you!
A: AGHTHANKYOUUUUH! tackles Lucius to the ground
Se: Eeeeeh...is this a nakkid pic of Lucius? stares
A: stops trying to choke Lucius in a tight hug and stands up, sweating nervously Well...
L: ...looks at screen in shock ...Ah, well...shrugs I'm not ashamed of my body! smile
V: uuuhm, helloooo! waves to get some attention
He: Yeah, precisely! HELLO! We've got Josh Hartnett here!
J.H: Mppppfhhhstruggles against the ropes
Legolas runs in
Le: I'LL SAVE YOU! shoots Helena and Voldie with his bow
J.H: gets out of the ropes My hero!
Theo flies in
T: MINE! takes Legolas
Theo flies out
J.H: stands all teary-eyed
He: stares at the arrow in her leg You've got no idea how much this hurts...
V: sits on the floor, crying
Hr: Shaddap! hits voldie over the head with a frying pan
V: out cold
G: EH! hits Seamus over the head with a frying pan
Se: Xx
F: NOOO! MY BELOVED!
Se: X-)
F: screams girlishly and collects Seamus in his arms
Se: smiles to himself
F: looks up at George You're DEAD!!!
G: screams and runs away, hiding behind Colin
C: blush Heeeello George!
G: hide Shush! I'm not here!
C. Ohhhh, of course you're not darling..
G. shook Yeah right.... That's it colin, uh, darling. HELP SOMEBODY!
F. gasps You're flirting with.. hehehehe, come on Seamus let's go!
Hr. Oh please, those two.
R. Yea...stares at Hr.
He. Fine! looks around but nobody hears her, uh, or cares I said FINe!
Everybody. shrugs
P. Noooooo!
A. Whatlooks nervously at the pics on the screen of her computer I didnt do it!
P. My orlando Bloomsobs
Hr, H, D, F and Se. Shush, we know how you feel..sobs too
H. But, looks suspiciously at Draco who is sobbing over Orlando Bloom you are'nt supposed to be sobbing over other men.
D. Oh, right sorryblush.
H.gasp you cheeted on me.
D. blush but he had pretty eyes.
A and P. Oh Draco.starts for Draco a bit dangerously
D. blsuh turns to sweet No please, you don't understand, no oh please LISTEN TO ME!
Lu. pretends he cannot see nor hear anything whistles
D. THanks a lot
Voldiepants. ... out cold
Hr. gasp their going to attack Draco
R. I thought you'd be happy about that, what's with the gasp?
Hr. gasps! There is no popcorn left for the show.
Everybody except Draco, P and A. Gasp
Se and F. snogging
D: sits in a corner, looking up at Harry with big, wet puppy-dog-eyes
H: takes one look at Draco and totally melts Wh-what?
D: holds up hand to Harry I hurt my finger...
A: screams WHAT?!!! runs forward, but gets stopped by Lucius and tied up to a streetlight outside her flat
L: comes back in again He he he! stopps Uhm...were is everybody?
S: lies on the couch in Freds' arms Uhm..yeah, they went for a walk...
L: Where??!
F: Dunno...
L: Ey...where's my Remmy?
S: Dunno...
F: Oh, you're so cute! starts snogging Seamus
S: gets snogged 3
L: Uuuh...I don't need to see this...looks disgusted Hmm...where could my baby be then? turns around and walks out the door
V: wakes up Where am I? looks around, but fainths again when he sees the snogging couple
Outside
A: tied up Gnaaagh! Let me go!
L: walks past Angelica
A: SCREAM
L: turns to Angelica I hope the mosquitos likes their little dinner! walks away
A: big frightened eyes NO! Don't leave me here! NOT WITH THE MOSQUITOS! screams some more
R: Hya, Angelica! Have you seen Lucius?
A: Let me go and I'll show you where he went!
R: sniffles Whait a minute! I think I can smell him!
A: No, that's just me!
R: No, I think I know the smell of my own mate, thank you very much!
A: mutters angrily
R: walks away
P.walks by Angelica Angelica!
A. Right herescreams HERE!
P.to Hermione and Ron Well, looks like it's only the three of us!
Hr. Better that way, no snogging coupples...
R.looks hurt
Hr. What.
R. Nothinglooks more hurt
Hr. Uhm..
Silence
Voldie. Helena! Help me in this hour of great need, for soon we shall rule this evil fucking worlgets hit in the head by George
F and Se. Move, we're watching a movie.
G. Wieeegigles like a girl What movie?looks
P.has been left all alone by Hermione and Ron who are so in love and studying for the tests in august Guys...
G. screamshides between Petra
Everybodystares at the tv screen
CLIFFHANGER IN YOUR FACE"!!!!