Matrix theme plays in the background
P.turns around slowly.Hermione...
Hr.turns to Petra slowlyPetra...
A.Noooooo...stops popcronkicks Seamus out of the suddenly appeared comfy chair and eats popcorn
H. Draco? Draco?Draco?looks lost
Hr.holds frying pan over her headAccio Petras pillow.
Pgrabs a new pillow no fairwhine
F. G. CATFIGHTjump around naked with dead Leo's ghost
Nearly Headless Nick. sob Why am I never in any of teh fan ficition?looks at Petra and Angelica WHY I ASK YOU! WHY?
P. goggles...
Hr. looks sort of scary Thump!hits Petra over the head with a frying pan
P. ...goggles some more Dude, that hurtlooks hurt
Hr. No, it can't be.looks at Angelica
A.stops with popcorn halfway into her mouthARRRGHgets hit over the head with a frying pan
Hr. Better.maniac
P. Why does she kep dying? I thought cat's only had like what nine lifes?
A.dies
Authors note. Why does Angelica keep dying? Why are there cliffhangers in the end of every chapter? Why is Hermione growing devils ears? Why is Ron horny? Where is Draco? Is Snape and McGonagall and Dumbledore really havin ga treesome and where the hell did Helena and Voldypants get off to?
DOn't ask me no questions, I will tell you no liesdevillish snicker