Disclaimer: Don't own him.
I am soo sorry that I haven't updated in a long time but my musical is going on right now and im actually writing this the last day of it, which is Saturday. I also had schoolwork and lax tryouts, which I did make the team but my coach is still pissed off at me so here it is.
Sorry im just rambling now but here's your chapter. And sorry for the spelling errors if there are any but I would think you would want the fic as soon as possible.
OK fanfiction.net is being an ass and messing up my bolding of lyrics to instead of having them in bold I italicized them and put little squiggle marks like this ~ ~ around them. Also the lyrics font might change but as I said again it's fanfiction.net's problem not mine.
~Scribbler~
The perfect song…gone wrong.
Lol. I love my titles.
~*~
I love first impressions.
I feel you can really get to know a lot about a person by the way the act when they first come into contact with you.
You know…if they are very touchy feely they probably want to get into your pants or if they are all over powering and up in your face then they are very egotistical and possessive.
But every once and a while you see a person and think if only I could meet him, maybe we could hit if off? And when you do finally meet him it blows up in your face.
What was an infatuations turned into an obsession gone terribly wrong and the next thing you know is that you got your heart bleeding on the floor.
Ok ok so I'll admit it. I have a horrible outlook on relationships but if you one knew my past with guys then maybe you would understand why im stressing a little about going out karaokeing with Sango, Miroku and of course…Inuyasha.
He seemed very into me when we first bumped…literally…into each other a week or so ago. Now he's sorta blowing hot and cold around me.
I don't know if he finally got the know the real me and it wasn't what he was expecting but I just wish I could find out his true intentions and feelings for me…
Not that I want him or im desperate or anything…
Maybe only a little…
Man those ears are cute.
~*~
I hate first impressions.
You have one shot to prove to someone you're not a complete loser. I mean some people just totally over analyze everything you do.
Say being really touchy and close, they might take that for being perverted and in the special case that you are Miroku they're right, but if not then you just blew your chance because they took your wanting to be near them a different way then you intended.
And you're gone. Outa there. Three strikes your out.
Ok ok so as you probably figured I haven't had the best of luck with relationships. I fall hard and FAST. Why do I always fall for the over-possessive manipulative ones? SO now that you have a little in site onto my night you can only guess why im stressing about spending it with Kagome.
I mean when I first saw her it was like WOW. And it only got better after that. But as the girl (Kagome) gets better the guy (Me) gets worse.
I freak.
So lately I've been a little nervous around her. Like I make her laugh but then I dis her or some shit like that. I wonder what she would do if I told her my true feelings?
Not that I like her or im desperate or anything…
Man she's pretty…
And has good moves…
Not to mention the body…(drool)
~*~
"Inuyasha, if your not done picking out your song soon im going to have to ask you to leave the premises of the building your holding up the line"
"Sango were sitting in a booth. There is no line." Retorted Inuyasha
Sango was getting deathly impatient with Inuyasha and his song or lack better yet lack of song. The four had been there over 30min and he still didn't have a song.
Sango drummed her nails on the table as Kagome took a sip of her drink.
"At least we went back to our apartments and changed clothes before we came her because I couldn't stand sitting in my work clothes any longer then it's taking him to pick out a song." Sango whispered to Kagome who giggled in reply.
Yes Kagome was thankful for that too. Now instead of her work shirt and jeans she had on a black mini skirt with a slate blue-gray tank that matched her eyes perfectly, and since it wasn't really warm outside at night she took along her black ankle length sweater coat.
Sango was in her fav jeans with a black tube-top with red flames starting at the bottom and working their way up to her chest. Her hair was down and reached her mid waist.
Kagome noted that her hair looked very seductive down, she also took note in the fact that Miroku kept glancing at her every .5 seconds. The longest he dared to look at her without turning away was 6 seconds and that was pretty bold when dealing with Sango. The only reason why she didn't notice it because she was yelling at Inuyasha.
"Found one!" exclaimed Inuyasha enthusiastically.
"Took you long enough." Sighed Sango. "Are we all ready? Kagome you got your song?"
"Yup."
"Is it the one I told you to pick?"
"Yup."
"Yeahhh! It's going to be great. And you sing it so well to." Said Sango
"Yea sure, you got your song Miroku?" Asked Kagome
"Oh just you two lovely ladies wait. It's going to be one hell of a number and not only am I singing it but Inuyasha here," Miroku put an arm around his buddy Inuyasha and playfully punched him on the arm, " Offered to do back up vocals and dancing but also a little bit of acting too!"
"I can't was to see it." Said Kagome with a giggle as she looked over at Inuyasha who was turning a little pink from embarrassment.
"So are we all ready to go?" Said Inuyasha
"You programmed our songs in?" Asked Miroku
"Yup."
"Then let's go."
"Wait." Kagome looked around the table and noticed something was missing.
"Where's…"
"Inuyasha you silly silly goose." Hojo was walking towards them while shaking his index finger side to side.
Miroku jabbed Inuyasha in the ribs and whispered, "I thought you said you were going to get rid of him."
"I thought I did too!"
"That door that you told me was the door to the bathroom was actually the door to the side alley at the back of the building, and not only that but it automatically locks form the outside so I had to find my way out of the wire fence that surrounds the alley and back to the front of the building to find you guys." Hojo tilted his head to one side as he smiled.
"That's fan fuckin-tastic Hojo. Good job." Said Inuyasha in a defeated voice but then he remembered something. "But it's so bad that you came in now because we already programmed in our songs and we don't have enough money to restart it all over again." With this Inuyasha gave his best sympathy look, "Sorry buddy, maybe next time."
"Oh don't worry Inu buddy." Said Hojo beamingly, " I know the manager because I come here so much and he'll add on my song for free! Isn't that super?"
"Super." Replied the two boys monotone.
~*~
"Welcome all of you to Karaoke Mania!!! I will be your host Yuu. We have some lovely guest tonight and let me just remind you that is it Prize Night so the machine is judging you on speed, pitch, accuracy on hitting the word on the right beat and vocal ability. And don't forget about our grand prize if you score a 100…a Karaoke Machine for your new apartment that we have purchased on the east side of campus. A 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom, fully loaded kitchen, living room, family room and plasma TV. equipped apartment for you!"
At this the crowd went wild.
"I didn't know that this place could afford to give away apartments as gifts." Whispered Kagome into Sango's ear.
"They are a gold mine ever since they held that famous Karaoke match between Jui Kano and Tai Himo (the equivalent of Britney and Christina.) Everyone was here to see it and all the News stations paid big bucks to record and broadcast it from here.
Kagome nodded at this remember the big event.
"Man yasha you could really use that new apartment couldn't you. I mean the one you're living in is a dump and Kikyo still has all your stuff." Miroku kepted his voice down so the girls couldn't hear him.
Sango knew about his position but not Kagome and Miroku had a gut feeling that Inuyasha would like if Kagome found out.
"Yea that would be nice and I actually think I have a chance at winning. Just promise me if you win it by some miracle you'll give it to me."
"Done"
The two boys shook hands on the agreement.
"Is everyone really to sing?" Said Yuu in a big voice.
The crowd cheered in response.
"Then if so let the show begin."
~*~
A couple of songs were sung and Inuyasha was feeling pretty good about his chances of winning that new apartment when Yuu came back on the stage.
"Ok now lady's and Gents. This next singer is a personal friend of mine and he has this WILD show set up for you so can we all give it up for HO-JO." Yuu said the last part in a sing-song sotra way that made the crowd clap even harder.
"That my cue guys." Said Hojo to the table. "Wish me lucky!" and as he made his way up to the stage he blew kisses at the girls in the crowd.
Kagome was the only one to reply by saying "Luck Hojo."
Hojo got on stage and patted the mic with his hand to see if it was on. It made this ear splitting noise that made everyone cover their ears and cringe.
"Hehe sorry guys." Giggled Hojo. "I hope that's not a bad sing of things to come." Giggle, " Man I crack myself up but anyways this song goes out to someone who is very dear and close to me. Clay, where ever you are, I love you." With that Hojo closed his eyes and bowed his head as if in prayer.
"Haaaaa! I told you! I told you that little fudge packer was gay." Inuyasha said while everyone was trying to shush him down. But just as he was about to say more the music began to play and Hojo began to sing.
~Why do ya build me up (build me up)
Buttercup baby just to let me down (let me down)
Mess me around
and then worst of all (worst of all)
you never call baby when you say you will
(say you will)
but I love you still…~
Everyone at Inuyasha's Table was just looking wide-eyed in shock at the stage when Miroku finally snapped out of it and said, "Guy's are we really that surprised? I mean its Hojo were dealing with."
With that everyone gave an understanding nod and tried not to laugh throw the performance.
~I need you (I need you)more then anyone darling
you know that I have from the start
so build me up (build me up)
buttercup don't brake my heart…~
Hojo bent at the knees and wiggled his shoulders and pouted his lips as he sang the last line.
~"I'll be over at ten" you told me time and again
but you're late
and I wait around and then (ba da ba)
I head for the door
I can't take anymore
It's not you
You let me down again (hey hey hey)~
Inuyasha laughed at the thought of girls actually doing that to Hojo but then was quickly hushed by Kagome's Death glare from around the table.
~Baby baby try to find (hey hey hey)
A little time and I'll make you mine
I'll be home
I'll be beside the phone waiting for you
Ooh, Ooh
Ooh, Ooh~With the last two 'ooh' two girls jumped up on the stage and started to do back up vocals for Hojo as he continued to sing.
"What the hell? How the hell can he get girls by singing that crappy song and I don't when I sing my kick ass song?" Miroku said in bewilderment.
"Does your 'Kick ass' song have to do with hoe's and sex?" Asked Sango as she air quoted kick ass.
"Possible." Replied Miroku
"Then there ya go. Problem found but defiantly not solved."
The whole table chuckled at this minus one very mad little bouncer.
~Why do ya build me up (build me up)
Buttercup baby just to let me down (let me down)
And mess me around
I need you (I need you)
More then anyone darling
You know that I have from the start
So build me up (build me up)
Buttercup don't break my heart~.
With the last line on the song finished Hojo bowed and took in the few applause that he got. More people were laughing then clapping but that didn't seem to faze him at all.
One of the girls on stage whispered something into his ear, which he enthusiastically nodded his head to.
He hopped off the stage and started to make is way toward Kagome's table where Inuyasha was still cracking up over the whole 'Hojo's gay and he love's Clay' rhyme he made up.
"Hey guys is it ok if I bail on you for the rest of the night? Yuka over there…" he pointed to the blond standing by the stage why waved at the table "…says that she's Clay's first grandchild's cousins uncles daughter. It's that wild!"
"Um Hojo." Miroku started looking over at the blond again and recognizing her as one of the more slutty dancers from the club that uses guys for a good time "I hate to break it to you but Ow! What the hel..."
Miroku was cut off by Inuyasha's elbow being plowed into his stomach.
"What Miroku meant to say is that he hates to se you leave so soon but if you got to go you got to go so see ya fudge packer." Inuyasha husky whispered that last part to Miroku who snorted in response.
"What did you say?" Asked Hojo innocently.
"I said good dancer. You're a really good dancer Hojo. Keep up the good work." Inuyasha tried to keep on a sincere face but he knew Hojo had to leave soon because he couldn't hold it for much longer.
As he was making his way back over to the blond the group of four all started to talk at once.
"Inuyasha that's Yuka! Do you know what that girl will do to an innocent boy like Hojo?" Asked Sango angrily.
"Something that kid defiantly needs to experience." Said Inuyasha with a raised eyebrow.
"Wait Clay Akein doesn't have any grand kids. That girls a fake!" Said Kagome a little late.
"Well at least that guys outa our hair for the rest of the night and double thanks for you Inuyasha. He wasn't that bad of a singer. He could have challenged you for the apartment. But as the rules clearly state you must be here to claim the prize yourself or the second place winner gets it." Said Miroku.
"You're going after that apartment too?" Kagome asked.
"Yup I am…wait are you going after it?"
"Of course"
"But why? You already have an apartment right?"
"A shared apartment with Sango, yes, but I would love one of my own."
Oh great. Now I have to battle against Kagome to get the new place. This is going to be tough. Thought Inuyasha
"Well, may the best one win." Said Kagome as she held out her hand for Inuyasha to shake it.
"Yea yea, may the best man win." At this Inuyasha gave Kagome a little smirk while she just shook her head in disgust.
"Men."
Sango and Miroku both noticed the little flirtations that have been going on between the two all night and were surprisingly but thinking the same thing.
Miroku looked in Sango's direction and caught her eye. He mouthed the word APARTMENT and Sango nodded in reply but they couldn't communicate anymore because the announcer was back on stage ready for the next song.
"Ok are you for the next singer?" Yuu asked
The crowd cheered.
"She is in here often enough for me to have caught her name so can you please come on up Sango?" he bellowed.
Sango looked up in shock that her name was being called and quickly stood up to make her way to the stage.
"Knock 'em dead Sango." Kagome said excitedly.
Sango stood on the stage gripping the mic with a small smile on her face while the first couple notes were played by the piano then came the lyrics…
~I came I saw I kicked some ass
The pain I caused it made me laugh
'cause the way I do my thing is strange
I just inject myself into your veins, yeah
Cant run cant hide
There's no way out
The sun will rise and it's about
Time for the wreckoning
Time time for this girl to sing…~
At this Sango was swaying her hips to the beat and walking around the stage.
Kagome knew this
song was the one she played every time one of her relationships went wrong and
she could tell that that fueled Sango's singing even more
~Damn if you thought that you would change
And my life would stay the same
When you don't even care bout me
You know, you don't give a damn
Well things will come and things will go
And one thing I know for sure is that
You don't give a shit about me
And so im walking
out the door…~
Sango made a thumb's
up sing and tossed it over her should toward a random door next to the stage.
~Cant move cant breath it's
getting
The beast has come to steal your heart
So you better pratice your scream
'cause you may not live your dreams
Things will come and things will go
And one thing I know for sure is that
You don't give a shit about me
And so im walking out the door.
The wreckoning
The wreckoning
The wreckoning
Oh, it's time
The wreckoning
The wreckoning
The wreckoning
Oh, it's time
The wreckoning
The wreckoning
The wreckoning
Ya don't give a damn…~As she sang this her
head was down and eyes were up looking over the audience semi daring them to
question her.
~And im running from my problems
I got my funny face painted on
And then I think of what you said to me
And then I think of what you did to me
I'll think of you and probably laugh
And then ill think of you and probably laugh
And then ill think of you and probably laugh
You're the one im running from…~
Sango slithered down the floor and was lying down as she seductively
sang the next part.
~Damn if you thought that you would change
And my life would stay the same
When you don't even care bout me
You know, you don't give a damn
Well things will come and things will go
And one thing I know for sure is that
You don't give a shit about me
And so im walking
out the door…~
As the chorus was coming up again Sango motioned for the people in the audience to sing with her. At the Kagome sprang out of her seat and started belting out the last couple of verses.
~The wreckoning
The wreckoning
The wreckoning
Oh, it's time
The wreckoning
The wreckoning
The wreckoning
Oh, it's time
The wreckoning
The wreckoning
The wreckoning
Ya don't give a damn…
The wreckoning
The wreckoning
The wreckoning
I'm walking out the door.~
At the end everyone went wild for Sango and her performance. Kagome was clapping like a mad woman. Inuyasha was rolling his eyes as he lazily clapped muttering to him self that he could do mush better but the big shocker was Miroku.
He actually got on the table and started yelling " THAT'S RIGHT SANGO. YOU TAKE SHIT FORM KNOW ONE. I SHOULD KNOW."
Kagome and Inuyasha both laughed at this while Sango stalked over to their table and pulled Miroku off of it…but kagome had to say that Sango's smile was pretty damn big.
"Well that was one nice performance. Almost top notch, Sango. But now it's time to introduce our next singer…or should I say singers. Would a …" Yuu squinted down at the card to make sure he was reading the names right "…a 'Lady's man Miroku' and a 'Bad ass Inuyasha' please make your way to the stage."
At this both Inuyasha and Miroku got out of their seats and proceeded to make as much noise as possible while getting to the stage.
"Why do we put up with them again?" Kagome asked Sango.
"Because one's our boss and the other one protects us…occasionally." Stated Sango simply.
"Ah…I see."
Miroku planted himself right in front of the mic with both hands on it and his head bowed down. Inuyasha was behind him in some strange gangster looking pose. Then the music started and all hell broke lose.
~So hot in…
So hot in herre…
So hot in…
Ah…~.
The men in the place were all yelling and screaming at the choice of song and the girls were groaning in disgust but everyone was laughing at Miroku's impression of Nelly and Inuyasha's impression of a chick with a huge ass.
~I was like good gracious ass bodacious
Flirtatcious tryin to show faces
I'm looking for the right time to shoot my steam (ya know)
Looking for the right time to flash them G's
Then um I'm leavein please belivin
Me and the rest of my heathens
Check it, got it locked at the top of the four seasons
Penthouse, roof top, birds im feedin
No deceiving, nothing up my sleeve, no teasin
I need you to get up up on the dance floor
Give that man what he's asking for
'cause I feel like bustin lose and I fell like touchin you
and cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me what's the use
I say…
It's getting hot in herre
so take off all your clothes
I am getting so hot
I wanna take my clothes off
It's getting hot in herre
so take off all your clothes
I am getting so hot
I wanna take my clothes off
Why you at the bar if you aint poppin the bottles
What good is all the fame if you aint fuckin the models
I see you drivin, sports cars, aint hittin the throttle
And I be down, and do a hundred, top down and goggles
Get off the freeway, exit 106 and park it
Ash tray, flip gate, time to spark it
Gucci collar for dollar, got out and walk it
I spit game cuz baby I cant talk it
Warm, sweatin it's hot up in this joint
VOKAL tank top on at this point
Your with a winner so baby you can't lose
I got secrets cant leave Cancun
So take it off like your home alone
You know dancing front of the mirror while your on the phone
Checking your reflection and telling your best friend
Like "girl I think my butt's getting big" ~
Inuyasha twirled around Miroku and looked at his ass as Miroku sang the last 4 lines and mouthed "girl I think my butt gettin' big."
~I say…
It's getting hot in herre
so take off all your clothes
I am getting so hot
I wanna take my clothes off
It's getting hot in herre
so take off all your clothes
I am getting so hot
I wanna take my clothes off
(Nelly hang all out)
mix a little bit a ah, ah
with a little bit a ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
give a little bit a ah, ah
with a little bit a ah, ah
(Nelly hang all out)
with a little bit a ah, ah
and a sprinkle a that ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
I like it when ya ah, ah
Girl, baby make it ah, ah
Stop placing, time wasting
I got a friend with a poll in the basement~
Inuyasha turned around to look at Miroku as he sang that and replied
~What?~
Miroku then sang with a shrug
~Im just kiddin like jason~
Inuyasha face softened as he mouthed
~Oh~
Miroku jumped on Inuyasha's back and yelled
~Unless you gona do it
Extra extra eh, spred the news
Nelly took a trip form the lunner to Neptune
Came back with something thicker than fittin a sasoons
Say she like to think about cutting the rest rooms
It's getting hot in herre
so take off all your clothes
I am getting so hot
I wanna take my clothes off
It's getting hot in herre
so take off all your clothes
I am getting so hot
I wanna take my clothes off
(Nelly hang all out)
mix a little bit a ah, ah
with a little bit a ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
give a little bit a ah, ah
with a little bit a ah, ah
(Nelly hang all out)
with a little bit a ah, ah
and a sprinkle a that ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
I like it when ya ah, ah
Girl, baby make it ah, ah~
At the end of the song everyone was laughing so hard and clapping and yelling that Yuu had to wait a while for the crowd to settle down before he could announce the next singer.
"Ok ok settle down people. But I must say that was one very…interesting performance but the two young gentlemen. I just hope that that one was acting gay because if not I have a perfect match for him."
From the back of the room you could hear someone yelling "I'm not gay you…"
"Ok well on to the next song so I am going to have to ask the lovely man form the previous song to come back up here and show us what you got." With that Yuu got off the stage and Inuyasha was making his way back on.
If you listened really closely you could hear a soft muttering that sounded a great deal like "Gay my ass you mother fucker." (whoo Inuyasha has a potty mouth on him doesn't he!)
As Inuyasha got on stage another round of applause started up for him for the last song but he quieted the crowd with one hand raised in the air.
"I would just like to say that this song if for someone…" Inuyasha tried to search his mind for a word that would fit his and Kagome's relationship, "…very special to me."
He looked out in the crowd, saw Kagome looking at him and winked.
He thoroughly enjoyed the bring blush that came rushing to her face but when he heard the trumpet play it's first note he knew that he would be singing his feelings to her soon.
~I want a girl
With a mind like a diamond
I want a girl
Who knows what's best
I
want a girl
With shoes that cut
And eyes that burn
Like cigarettes
I
want a girl
With the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's
playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket......~
Inuyasha looked Kagome up and down at the mention of Short skirt and long jacket. He couldn't think of a song till he looked at what she was wearing and then it hit him.
The perfect song.
~I
want a girl
Who gets up early
I want a girl
Who stays up late
I
want a girl
With uninterupted prosperity
Who uses a machete
To cut through red tape
With
fingernails
That shine like justice
And a voice that is dark
Like tinted glass
She
is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket
(Instrumental break)
I
want a girl
With a smooth liquidation
I want a girl
With good dividends
And
at the city bank
We will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk
When she borrows my pen
She
wants a car
With a cupholder arm rest
She wants a car
That will get her there
She's
changing her name
From Kitty to Karen~
At that last line Miroku yell at the top of his lungs "From Kikyo to Kagome!" which made Kagome turn her head from embarrassment but made Inuyasha and Sango laugh.
~She's
trading her MG
For a white Chrysler LeBaron
The crowd went wild first and foremost because it was a semi declaration of someone's feeling but secondly because Inuyasha was just so hot.
All the girls were screaming their little high pitched squeals and Yuu motioned for Kagome to come up on stage next for her song.
She was nervous about confronting Inuyasha going up to the stage while he was making his way back but when they actually were face to face all he was to her was one sentence.
"Beat that."
~*~
Ok I didn't think this was going to be 2 chapters and the next one will probably be semi short but time is running out for me so her ya go and review and tell me what ya think!!!
Ja
Kamiyasha.