(Hello Spyro fans! I now proudly present the sequel to 'Spyro Leads An Angry Mob'.................The Angry Mob 2: Back for More! Enjoy!)
It was a beautiful day in Sunrise Springs. The birds were chirping, the sun was shining, and the sheep were plotting amongst each other. In a cave, somewhere off to the left, hidden to the world, was the Angry Mob playing dominoes!
"Hunter, it's your turn." said Bianca. Hunter studied his dominoes carefully, and then placed one on the table. "Ever notice how much free time we've had since we retired from crime-fighting?" he asked. Elora nodded. "I know."
Just then Spyro came in. Everyone stood up quickly. "What is it Spyro?" asked Sheila. "Is there danger afoot?" Agent 9 drew his pitchfork. "Do we need to go save the day?" Spyro just stared at them. "Um, chill guys. I just went out to get the mail." Everyone sat down, disappointed.
"I have a question." said Ripto. "If this is a secret hideout, then how come we get our mail delivered right outside the door?"
"Hmm....good question." said Spyro. "Hey, Elora, how does that work?"
"Simple, I bribed the mailman to not tell anyone where we are."
Hunter was busy looking at Bianca's dominoes. "So, anything good in the mail?" Spyro went through it. "Bills, bills, flyer, catalogue, Spam Monthly, letter from Skip, ad..."
"Wait!" exclaimed Elora. "What was that last one?" Spyro picked up the letter. "It's a letter from Skip!" he said in wonder as he opened it.
"It says: Dear Angry Mob,
Hi! How are you? We're doing pretty good, except for the fact that we have been captured by a mysterious evil villain who is bent on world domination. Can you please come and rescue us? Thanks! The location is somewhere in Avalar, I hope you can find it.
Sincerely-Skip and the rest of the Ninja Goats.
P.S. The evil villain's name is Melc the Evil One, hope that helps in your search."
Everyone stared for a moment. Then Hunter jumped up. "Woo-hoo! The Angry Mob is back!" he yelled. "Hunter, did we agree on coming back?" asked Bianca.
"Yes!"
"Like I always say," began Spyro. "Someone needs the Angry Mob! Quick, to the pitchfork-mobile!"
"Spyro! We don't have a pitchfork mobile!" said Sgt. Byrd. Spyro opened the garage that just happened to be conveniently located in the room. "We do now!" he said. Spyro had fastened all their motorcycles together in the shape of a pitchfork.
"Cool! An actual pitchfork mobile!" exclaimed Hunter. Everyone jumped on. "Ok, guys." said Spyro. "It's going to be a little difficult to steer, but I think we can manage."
Two minutes later, they had succeeded in driving the pitchfork mobile into a brick wall. "Spyro, I told you to slow down for the brick wall crossing!" snapped Elora. A penguin went by, tap dancing.
"Ok, by show of hands, who wants to go back to motorcycles?" asked Hunter. Everyone raised their hands. "Quick, to the motorcycles!" said Hunter. Spyro tapped him on the shoulder. "Um, Hunter, the motorcycles are wrecked."
"Quick, to the mechanic!"
"Why don't we just go on foot?"
They pulled out their pitchforks and torches and started off. "Maybe we should ask for directions?" suggested Sheila. The Angry Mob spotted Moneybags. "Let's ask him!" said Spyro. They ran towards him. Moneybags screamed and ran away. "Get him!" yelled Hunter. They caught up with the bear and trampled him. "AAAA!!!! They're wearing cleats! Again!"
"Get the tar and feathers!" shouted Agent 9. The Angry Mob pulled buckets of tar out from behind their backs and dumped it on Moneybags. "Release the feathers!" shouted Bianca. A pile of feathers fell out of nowhere. Moneybags now looked like a fat chicken. "Let's string him up!" shouted Hunter. "Yeah!" shouted everyone else as they wrapped Moneybags in a ball of twine.
"What do we do now?" asked Gnasty Gnorc. Spyro looked around. "Let's throw him off that waterfall over there!" he yelled." they rolled the tarred and feathered and stringed bear off the falls and watched as he bounced off the jagged rocks below. "Well, that's that!" said Spyro, dusting off his hands.
"Wait," said Elora. "Weren't we supposed to ask him for directions?"
Spyro slapped his forehead.(That was the first chapter of Angry Mob 2: Back for More. Why was that penguin tap dancing? Why were the Ninja Goats kidnapped? And who is Melc? Tune in next time and find out eventually!)
